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Topic: just watched bowling for columbine
Mog 1.0
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 12:02:13 AM
I wanna move to canadia now, it looks like such a happy place ^_^


on a sidenote micheal moore is now one of my role models, and even though ill admit the movie was kinda biased, it wasnt half as much as one would expect from that kind of movie

[edit] fixed a few typos and some stupidity [/edit]

[ 08-26-2003: Message edited by: Mog 1.0 ]

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-26-2003 12:03:14 AM
It wasn't that biased. It was just almost entirely made up and passed off as fact.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-26-2003 12:04:30 AM
Mog please use your keyboard properly.
The World is Yours
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-26-2003 12:24:24 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Mog 1.0 said this:
[edit] fixed a few typos and some stupidity [/edit]

You missed some.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-26-2003 12:25:38 AM
quote:
Gydfather enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
You missed some.

Some what!?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Maradon!
posted 08-26-2003 12:26:22 AM
If Bowling for Columbine isn't biased liberal extremist grandstanding, then Rush Limbaugh is just a radio talk show host.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-26-2003 12:28:03 AM
quote:
Gydfather Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You missed some.

Damn Gyd, you beat me to it.

Have fun in canada Mog.
I don't have anything against our northern friends, but if you really think it is any better or safer than the US then you are very very wrong. And if you Base that assumption off of Bowling for Columbine then you need to use that space between your ears for more than holding your teeth.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-26-2003 12:35:40 AM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke said this about your mom:
Some what!?

If I need to 'splain 'em, no point in tellin 'em.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-26-2003 01:42:54 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mog 1.0:
on a sidenote micheal moore is now one of my role models[/edit]

So you want to be a fat, bloated, left-wing, compulsive liar with the grooming habits of a warthog and the social graces of a rattlesnake?

Aim for the stars, I guess.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Dave
)_(
posted 08-26-2003 01:46:03 AM
I liked the movie, but I wasn't ready nor did I want to see the gun attacks then the school shooting. It would have been nice to see some sort of warning. The rest was great.
Lashanna
noob
posted 08-26-2003 01:47:57 AM
I find Michael Moore to be overly full of himself, tactless, and possessing of absolutely no grace or guile... He relies far too much on shock, and outrageousness. All 'style', and no substance.

In short, he's like Howard Stern for Politics.

And this is coming from me, who's been accused of being a snot-nosed liberal...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-26-2003 01:54:50 AM
Political bias has very little to do with constant fibs thank you.

Honest Johnny Howard is a habitual liar and he's a fair way off to the right wing.

frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 02:58:06 AM
I still have yet to see this, I've heard so many conflicting opinions on it i'd like a chance to form my own. Do they have it at blockbuster or some such place?
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-26-2003 03:10:57 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Azizza wrote:
I don't have anything against our northern friends, but if you really think it is any better or safer than the US then you are very very wrong.

I dunno, Canada seems pretty safe to me.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-26-2003 03:15:40 AM
Michael Moore has the intellect of an anteater's anus. His followers, like poor Mog here, are his fucking shit.
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 03:35:23 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Michael Moore has the intellect of an anteater's anus. His followers, like poor Mog here, are his fucking shit.

nice visual

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-26-2003 08:26:11 AM
We watched this in my Psychology class last year.

I liked that movie -- I even thought some of it was very amusing (opening people's doors randomly and peeking inside in the middle of the day to check if they keep their doors locked? I would flip off my handle if some stranger did that!! ;P)

Anyways, I didn't like the sarcastic "anti-American" views on it, but I thought most of it was interesting --- even if it was a bunch of bull shit, they made it sound very convincing.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-26-2003 08:46:11 AM
I always thought Canada was pretty safe Azizza

Only because of the smaller population! or something.

The World is Yours
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-26-2003 10:22:13 AM
quote:
Pvednes stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Political bias has very little to do with constant fibs thank you.

Honest Johnny Howard is a habitual liar and he's a fair way off to the right wing.


That's different, he's a politician. You do know how to tell when a politician is lying, don't you?

His lips are moving.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
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Mod
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 10:25:13 AM
I didn't see the movie, reading his book was enough to make me not want to deal with any of his works again, and I'm a liberal by US standards.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-26-2003 10:41:32 AM
quote:
Callalron Model 2000 was programmed to say:
That's different, he's a politician. You do know how to tell when a politician is lying, don't you?

His lips are moving.



Hah.

[ 08-26-2003: Message edited by: Emily ]

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 08-26-2003 11:53:54 AM
quote:
Emily obviously shouldn't have said:
...(opening people's doors randomly and peeking inside in the middle of the day to check if they keep their doors locked? I would flip off my handle if some stranger did that!!


Strangely enough, two of my friends usually leave their doors unlocked during the day when someone is home.

I also watched this movie recently, and I enjoyed it. Best part of the movie (very uplifting) is when the two boys from Columbine went into the K-Mart(?) HQ and got them to stop selling 9mm bullets.

And the clip of Chris Rock's bit on guns I both thought was funny, and a good idea, but impractical in it's use. (Think of the people who hunt...$5000 for one bullet to kill a deer? so not worth it)

Talonus
Loner
posted 08-26-2003 12:18:23 PM
Any Bowling For Columbine thread wouldn't be complete without an obligatory link to the Truth About Bowling For Columbine page. The film is a piece of fiction, not a documentary.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-26-2003 01:24:00 PM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver thought about the meaning of life:

I also watched this movie recently, and I enjoyed it. Best part of the movie (very uplifting) is when the two boys from Columbine went into the K-Mart(?) HQ and got them to stop selling 9mm bullets.



And you consider this uplifiting?

I consider it pretty fucking stupid.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-26-2003 01:26:30 PM
quote:
Azizza painfully thought these words up:
And you consider this uplifiting?

I consider it pretty fucking stupid.


Eh. We all know Michael Moore is a dumbass, and his wretched anteater shit here just proves it all the more.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-26-2003 01:30:25 PM
quote:
Talonus had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Any Bowling For Columbine thread wouldn't be complete without an obligatory link to the Truth About Bowling For Columbine page. The film is a piece of fiction, not a documentary.


SHHHH Don't do that man. You will shatter thier made up little world

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-26-2003 01:31:52 PM
quote:
Shazorx / Modrakien was listening to Cher while typing:
I didn't see the movie, reading his book was enough to make me not want to deal with any of his works again, and I'm a liberal by US standards.
Which book?

Stupid White Men?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-26-2003 01:39:22 PM
quote:
Talonus had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Any Bowling For Columbine thread wouldn't be complete without an obligatory link to the Truth About Bowling For Columbine page. The film is a piece of fiction, not a documentary.

SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE A SIGN TELLING US WHEN THE WATER SHOW IS

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 02:09:11 PM
I loved when Michael Moore made his anti-American Oscar speech and was basically boo'd off the stage.
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Mod
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 02:54:17 PM
quote:
Tarquinn obviously shouldn't have said:
Which book?

Stupid White Men?


Yeah, should have read 'one of his' but it was too late to edit.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-26-2003 03:02:06 PM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver wrote this stupid crap:
And the clip of Chris Rock's bit on guns I both thought was funny, and a good idea, but impractical in it's use. (Think of the people who hunt...$5000 for one bullet to kill a deer? so not worth it)

You'd learn to use a bow and arrows Real quick-like.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-26-2003 03:03:25 PM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
You'd learn to use a bow and arrows Real quick-like.

Crossbow!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-26-2003 03:14:07 PM
quote:
Aury was naked while typing this:
You'd learn to use a bow and arrows Real quick-like.

Heck, most hunters know how to use both anyway. My uncles and cousins go bow hunting at least 3 times as often as gun hunting.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Talonus
Loner
posted 08-26-2003 03:29:40 PM
quote:
Gydfather spewed forth this undeniable truth:
SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE A SIGN TELLING US WHEN THE WATER SHOW IS

Dammit, it wasn't linked in the thread! Of course its been posted before, but a Bowling for Columbine thread isn't complete without the link. Bah.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-26-2003 03:46:49 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Katrinity absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Heck, most hunters know how to use both anyway.

Well, duh! It's not like the bow does much good without the arrows, or vice versa.

You have to use both!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-26-2003 03:55:00 PM
quote:
Bloodsage stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Well, duh! It's not like the bow does much good without the arrows, or vice versa.

You have to use both!


I meant guns and bows, you silly puppy! <hands Sage a cookie treat>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 03:55:23 PM
never mind, I was beat to it... *sigh* so slow...
move along..

[ 08-26-2003: Message edited by: frolicking imp ]

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-26-2003 03:56:01 PM
quote:
How.... frolicking imp.... uughhhhhh:
psst... I think they meant both guns and bows..if you refer to the orginal thing they were replying to...

<gives imp a cookie too> ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 03:58:19 PM
quote:
Katrinity obviously shouldn't have said:
<gives imp a cookie too> ^.^

Tankie! *takes cookie and returns favor with 12 bunt cakes of your choosing*

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-27-2003 01:42:50 AM
quote:
Callalron's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
That's different, he's a politician. You do know how to tell when a politician is lying, don't you?

His lips are moving.


This particular politician lies far more than the average politian. Especially on the important stuff... Honest Johnny's not about lying on gettin a blowjob while on the job.. no he's about lying on the real stuff.. like serious breaches of human rights, health, education, economy, war, his mate the ex-governer general, groping the queen of England, his lawbreaking staff, boatloads of evil refugees, terrorists, things like that.

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