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Topic: Curiosity Mangled the Fanboy
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-25-2003 08:38:18 PM
I have a stupid "I've been thinking too much again." question for people!

Why are roofs on houses slanted? I'd like as many reasons for the slant on roofs instead of having them be completely flat as you people can muster up. Hopefully my unebbing curiosity will be quieted then.

Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 08:39:59 PM
So rain/water can slide off them.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-25-2003 08:40:18 PM
Because I said so.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-25-2003 08:40:56 PM
quote:
I like it when Puggy the Squirrel says:
So rain/water can slide off them.

this is the correct answer.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-25-2003 08:44:12 PM
quote:
Puggy the Squirrel's account was hax0red to write:
So rain/water can slide off them.

But if roofs were flat, like no dents in them to hold water or nothing wouldn't the wind push it off the side, maybe into a gutter or just to the ground anyways?

Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 08:46:42 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
But if roofs were flat, like no dents in them to hold water or nothing wouldn't the wind push it off the side, maybe into a gutter or just to the ground anyways?

But wouldnt be more efficient if the water automatically slid off instead of staying up there for days and maybe even causing damage to the roof through decay?

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-25-2003 08:48:15 PM
It's also so snow slides off and does not crush everyone inside to death when it piles on a roof and collapses it.

Then it became stylish.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-25-2003 08:49:07 PM
Ok then, others can keep answering that question with more reasons to the slanted roof...or answer this one!

Why is an igloo shaped the way it is?!

Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 08:52:43 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Robocop:
Ok then, others can keep answering that question with more reasons to the slanted roof...or answer this one!

Why is an igloo shaped the way it is?!


Because a dome shape is the strongest structure they can make out of the blocks of ice they have to work with.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-25-2003 08:53:05 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Ok then, others can keep answering that question with more reasons to the slanted roof...or answer this one!

Why is an igloo shaped the way it is?!


The dome keeps pressure on the walls so that it actually stays up. If you made it a box, the roof would collapse.

Addy
posted 08-25-2003 08:53:55 PM
I have a better question.

Why is chocolate so good? ;(

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-25-2003 08:54:53 PM
I like you people! You is smartlike! Thank you for ridding me of those pesky questions I wanted answered!
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-25-2003 08:55:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough obviously shouldn't have said:
Ok then, others can keep answering that question with more reasons to the slanted roof...or answer this one!

Why is an igloo shaped the way it is?!


You apparently haven't seen any of those volkswagon commercials.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-25-2003 08:55:34 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Addy stammered:
I have a better question.

Why is chocolate so good? ;(


Don't women get horny off it?

Horny = Good

I get to be smart now!

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-25-2003 08:55:35 PM
Chocolate is nasty.

There, I said it.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Addy
posted 08-25-2003 09:07:29 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke had this to say about Captain Planet:
Chocolate is nasty.

There, I said it.


!!!!

Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 08-25-2003 09:13:47 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke painfully thought these words up:
Chocolate is nasty.

There, I said it.


Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 09:18:01 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Cool Hand Luke wrote:
Chocolate is nasty.

There, I said it.


W?! T?! F?!

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-25-2003 09:18:27 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Don't women get horny off it?

Horny = Good

I get to be smart now!


anyone can get horny off it, but not the flaming omg F me now horny.. Chocolate is a natural aphrodesiac. Having said that, it also triggers the release of hormones and such to calm you, reduce anxiety and the like.


edit: it also wont make women horny enough to give you the time of day either, so dont worry.

[ 08-25-2003: Message edited by: KaLourin ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Mog 1.0
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 09:20:11 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke was naked while typing this:
Chocolate is nasty.

There, I said it.


Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-25-2003 09:23:56 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when KaLourin wrote:
edit: it also wont make women horny enough to give you the time of day either, so dont worry.

*rolls eyes* I'll just assume you missed my post about having a girlfriend. Even though we broke up.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-25-2003 09:34:47 PM
or... you can stop rolling your friggin eyes. I made a mistake. Had someone else in mind when I quoted and made the response.

And yes. I did miss the post. But since you broke up, its a moot point.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-25-2003 09:39:39 PM
quote:
KaLourin said this about your mom:
Had someone else in mind when I quoted and made the response.

<gasp> Me!?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 09:44:06 PM
quote:
So quoth KaLourin:
a moot point.

Mute?
Razor
posted 08-25-2003 09:52:01 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Puggy the Squirrel:
Mute?

no moot; moot = Trivial

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Engineering is a love...
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-25-2003 09:58:13 PM
quote:
KaLourin had this to say about John Romero:
anyone can get horny off it, but not the flaming omg F me now horny

Sez u

Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 10:00:17 PM
my bad
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-25-2003 10:18:24 PM
quote:
Razor had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
no moot; moot = Trivial

Wrong.

Moot: without legal significance, through having been previously decided or settled.

At least that is the usage the context suggests.

[ 08-25-2003: Message edited by: Gydfather ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Maradon!
posted 08-25-2003 10:32:43 PM
You are all WRONG.

In case you didn't realize this many places DO have flat rooves.

The reason roofses are steepled is because flat roofes are widely considered unattractive, which is why commercial structures like grocery stores and the like often have false fronts.

A lot of apartment buildings have flat rooves. The aforementioned grocery stores, warehouses, malls, airports, and lots of other places have flat rooves because they're so large a steepled roof would be prohibitively expensive.

Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 10:50:00 PM
While I was running moot through dictionary.com I found the following little tidbit:

2. An ancient English meeting, especially a representative meeting of the freemen of a shire.

Remember the Ent moot from the Lord of the Rings?

Peter
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 11:46:54 PM
Really depends on the area and building materials you are using, but the biggest reason will be support. A flat roof need supports ran down inside the building to hold it up, or have many load bearing walls. This is highly unattractive, and it cuts into potential living space, plus it tends to cal for bigger outer walls and limits how many stories you can get. The Triangle shape of the roof supports it's self and helps distribution of weight unto the walls better.


Flat roof are usually only seen on Commercial buildings cause of the difference in building material used, Most homes use a wooden support structure, rather than the steal or concrete usually used in commercial buildings. The only homes I have seen with flat roofs tend to be adobe ones, which are pretty much like a house made using concrete construction

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