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Topic: I have shitty luck with going far away from home :(
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-25-2003 02:32:48 AM
okay so ive never seen a baseball game before
ive never seen any sports game before
i mean, not even in town

so finally, my dad got free tickets from work and my boyfriend and i went. we live abour 45-60 minutes away from boston depending on traffic, so we drove out there to be at a 2:05 game. we get there and all the gates and stuff are closed. so we ask the ticket counter people and their like "oh ESPN moved the game to 8:05. well there was no way we were sitting around for 6 hours til the game so we drove home. it was hard enough to find our way there, let alone get back. so were driving in the downtown area of framingham, said to be the largest town in the US i think? and downtown framingham is full of so many brazilian, puerto rican, chinese, etc shops, you would forget youre in america.
so were in one of the arrangements where theres a middle lane for turning and then theres a lane on each side going both ways
so were in the middle lane about to make a left turn and a car behind and to the right of us crosses the yellow lines entirely and his front right headlight area smashes into the drivers side door. our car dies in the middle of the lane and the drivers door is unopenable. the car is visably totalled, because its an 88 volvo station wagon. those are safe cars, good thing, or else my boyfriend couldve gotten really hurt. were both fine but the guy we got in the accident with didnt even speak english
my boyfriend just spent $300+ dollars putting in a new stereo system for the car too. whats worse is this:
the first car he was driving was his moms car- a 95 volvo station wagon
he finally got a new car of his own- an 89 volvo station wagon (he needs wagons that are cheap/safe to carry around his band equiptment)
however, his car skidded on ice at not even 10mph and totalled itself on a telephone poll
so then his gramma had a stroke so he took her car (which used to be his moms)-88 volvo station wagon...his gramma got better so she wanted her car back
so then, he bought another 88 volvo station wagon a few months ago..put money into it for air conditioning/stereo etc....and now this one is totalled
hes going to college on friday too..out of state so its a shitty situation

hes a great driver, none of the accidents have been his fault, its just shitty shitty luck

we got to take his moms car into the city to watch the game at 8 luckily-which was so great
however, his moms car has to go into the shop tomorrow to fix the air conditioning, and the lease on his dads jaguar goes up in a week

did i mention his next door neighbor is the creator of monster.com? he just bought a brand new hummer with a plate that reads "MONSTA"


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-25-2003 02:37:39 AM
This is your boyfriend with the big penis, right?

Sucks that his car got wrecked. I always preferred hatchbacks to wagons when it came to carting around equip.

nem-x
posted 08-25-2003 02:50:55 AM
If he skidded into a phone pole, it's his fault.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 08-25-2003 02:54:02 AM
quote:
Vorbis stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
This is your boyfriend with the big penis, right?

I have to wonder why you found this to be a necessary part of your post .

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-25-2003 02:57:53 AM
quote:
Alek Saege's account was hax0red to write:
I have to wonder why you found this to be a necessary part of your post .

Because it's nine and a half inches long, good sir!

That means it's been measured. Artists always have big penises.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-25-2003 11:45:04 AM
quote:
Alek Saege had this to say about dark elf butts:
I have to wonder why you found this to be a necessary part of your post .

Vorbis has been hanging around Aury and Zephy quite a bit lately.

It's starting to rub off on him.

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 12:13:05 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about John Romero:
Vorbis has been hanging around Aury and Zephy quite a bit lately.

It's starting to rub off on him.


*winces* Not even Mightion would touch a pun like "rub off"...

Bad Khyron!

http://www.bloodfin.net
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-25-2003 12:17:43 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Khyron:
Vorbis has been hanging around Aury and Zephy quite a bit lately.

It's starting to rub off on him.


Weird, I thought I was hanging around with you and Batty more lately.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-25-2003 12:33:54 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*winces* Not even Mightion would touch a pun like "rub off"...

Bad Khyron!


That was a pun?

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-25-2003 12:42:21 PM
Less a pun, more a play on words.

Aury and Zeph
Gay
Lots of rubbing involved
Gay rubbed off

Get it now?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-25-2003 01:40:47 PM
yes same boyfriend what do you think i am??!!



yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-25-2003 01:42:01 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium probably says this to all the girls:
yes same boyfriend what do you think i am??!!



A flapper, of course!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-25-2003 01:52:25 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
yes same boyfriend what do you think i am??!!



A tent for small orphans.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-25-2003 01:53:26 PM
I thought Los Angeles was the largest city in America. Or is it New York? Anyway, I've never heard of Framingham.

And, sorry, if your boyfriend skidded on ice into a telephone pole and totaled his car, it's his fault. If nothing else, just knowing when to leave it in the garage is part of being a good driver.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-25-2003 01:56:07 PM
dude i so want a volvo wagon.

it could be a shaggin' wagon! IT HAS THE POTENTIAL!

not really

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-25-2003 02:06:59 PM
quote:
nem-x³ had this to say about Cuba:
If he skidded into a phone pole, it's his fault.

he was going 10 mph if not less, and there was ice
it wasnt his fault


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-25-2003 02:09:55 PM
Farmington! Isn't that where The Shield is set in?
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-25-2003 02:42:53 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium had this to say:
it wasnt his fault

So, let me get this straight..

The hand of God came down and made him crash?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-25-2003 02:46:33 PM
Maybe it wasn't his fault; maybe all that penis-measuring caused a tickle at the wrong moment. . .
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-25-2003 02:49:02 PM
i've skidded wheel first into curbsides faster than that and drove away without incident... how does one total a car going less than 10 mph?


edit: Are Volvo's made out of tin foil or something?

[ 08-25-2003: Message edited by: KaLourin ]

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Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 08-25-2003 02:59:21 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Lady Delirium said:
he was going 10 mph if not less, and there was ice
it wasnt his fault

100% his fault.

Why buy such old low valued cars? Why not just get a newer car with a loan and full insurance on it.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-25-2003 03:23:51 PM
quote:
KaLourin had this to say:
edit: Are Volvo's made out of tin foil or something?

Volvo's are built like frickin' tanks. A friend of mine, Keith, was in an accident years ago and the fact he was driving a Volvo is the only reason he's still alive.

To total a Volvo you have to be going way faster than 10mph.

I smell a lie.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-25-2003 04:01:39 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Farmington! Isn't that where The Shield is set in?

She meant Framingham, I think. Town outside of Boston.

SAY IT!!!! SAY YOU'LL LEAVE TOWN!!!!!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-25-2003 05:53:40 PM
yes framingham


he totalled it because he bought the car for $1800
also, the mere dent in his front right headlight area shifted the frame and axel of the car

definition of totalled: when the damage costs more than the car

and thusly so

further more, he had dropped me off at my house and on the way back it started to snow. he was going slowly and he couldn't turn into or out of it, hes wheels wouldn't move
so it isn't his fault there was black ice there, and it wasn't his fault he couldnt get out of it either


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Peter
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 05:56:54 PM
quote:
Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I thought Los Angeles was the largest city in America. Or is it New York? Anyway, I've never heard of Framingham.

And, sorry, if your boyfriend skidded on ice into a telephone pole and totaled his car, it's his fault. If nothing else, just knowing when to leave it in the garage is part of being a good driver.



NYis the Biggest population wise, Jacksonville land wise.Though the Boston to Washingtion area Might be the biggest if you consider it a megaloplis.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-25-2003 05:58:41 PM
Make a note, class.

Here we see an example of today's pass-the-blame society, where everything that goes wrong is someone else's fault.

Cetona
Pancake
posted 08-25-2003 08:39:52 PM
quote:
Peter probably says this to all the girls:
NYis the Biggest population wise, Jacksonville land wise.Though the Boston to Washingtion area Might be the biggest if you consider it a megaloplis.

Several Alaskan cities are larger than Jacksonville. Sitka is over 4,710 square miles and Juneau has 3,100 (just to name a few). Jacksonville is roughly 840.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-25-2003 08:42:23 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about John Romero:
Make a note, class.

Here we see an example of today's pass-the-blame society, where everything that goes wrong is someone else's fault.


Should we blame the matches?
Or should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire!
HECK NO!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!...*walks off humming*

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