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Topic: New Changes at My Local Burger King
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-21-2003 10:29:52 PM
Yes, its me your faithful Burger King employee coming to tell you about what may be available at the BK near you!*

The Sourdough Bacon Cheeseburger has been made a permanent menu item due to its immense popularity! It contains mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, bacon, delicious swiss cheese, and a Whopper sized (1/4 lb.) all beef patty on a sourdough bun! I definitely recommend this delicious sandwich.

The Great American Burger is on a Bakery Style bun and is also a Whopper patty. It has ketchup, seasoned mustard sauce, mayo, iceburg lettuce (not sliced like normal), tomatoes, new pepper-bacon, and some other stuff...I really REALLY hate this sandwich and I do not recommend it. The only reason we have it still is because our moron distributors still have 5,000 cases of buns.

The Chicken Ceasar Sandwich is a new addition to the menu and it was an instant hit! A Salad in a Sandwich: Ceasar sauce, parmasean(sp) cheese, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and a Chicken Whopper Jr. patty all on a sourdough bun! I personally don't enjoy the Chicken Whopper patties but if you are a fan of the grilled delight it is highly recommended! It will be available as a permanent menu item so don't think you have to rush out to try it!

Uh-oh! I think Burger King got into the happy plant again. The 99 cent value menu is no longer available. Changes in price include Whopper Jrs and Chili raising up in price by 30 cents. Value size items are now known as kid size so don't order value items or prepare to be ridiculed behind your back!

The newest special is the 3 meals for under 3 dollars promotion! These value meals come with medium fries and a medium drink unless you specify that you wish to upsize to large or king to get more fries and drink for the king-sized hunger you may have! The single cheeseburger meal is $2.59, double cheeseburger is $2.79 and the previously unavilable Triple Cheeseburger meal is $2.99. These combos are very good deals and are sure to cure the craving you have.

Well, you now have knowledge of the new items and sales at Burger King so go out and have a nice dinner! Remember: AT BK YOU GOT IT!

*These sales may not be available in your area because a great deal of Burger Kings are privately owned and certain owners may not wish to give you the sales you deserve.

This advertisement is not supported by Burger King Corporation

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-21-2003 10:30:45 PM
The 99 cent menu only works at Wendy's
Maradon!
posted 08-21-2003 10:39:23 PM
I hereby declare Mortal Kombat between Mr. G and Snoota

Show up at the pit of death at high noon, gentlemen. Come in uniform.

[ 08-21-2003: Message edited by: Maradon! ]

Addy
posted 08-21-2003 10:40:36 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Pesco was all like:
The 99 cent menu only works at Wendy's

Ew, Wendy's*.

*Don't hurt me.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-21-2003 10:44:32 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I hereby declare Mortal Kombat between Mr. G and Snoota

Dude, he's so far beneath my notice I've sat here for ten minutes with an open reply window trying to describe how far beneath my notice he is.

[ 08-21-2003: Message edited by: Cool Hand Luke ]

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-21-2003 10:46:41 PM
The buck menu works at the McDonalds around the corner from my house, because everything on it is 93 cents. after tax, you guessed it, it's a buck.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-21-2003 10:47:37 PM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Captain Planet:
The 99 cent menu only works at Wendy's

Wendy's is the worst Fast Food in the world.

And I wish we had never brought on the dollar menu. The most annoying conversations come from it. Such as:

"Can I get a small coke from the dollar menu, a McValue fry from the dollar menu, a hot 'n' spicy chicken from the dollar menu, and two apple pies from the dollar menu."

HI, JACKASS, IF SOMETHING IS ON THE DOLLAR MENU THEN <GASP> THERE IS NO NEED TO SAY YOU WANT THE ONE ON THE DOLLAR MENU AFTER EVERY FUCKING THING YOU ORDER.

Not to mention people asking if we still have the dollar menu when our dollar menu at my McDonald's takes up an entire half of the menu board.

Okay, I'm done.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-21-2003 10:48:18 PM
Yeah well we have a deal for two larges, any way you want them, for $19.99. Yes, any way you want them. Actually, except that way.

We also have the new TRIPLE PEPPERONI! A large for $9.99, it features three different kinds of pepperoni: the tangy southwestern chunks, smoky mesquite, and the classic slices. AFAIK it is a local thing, though - I was told that we were a "test run" to see if it would go national.

I can't think of anything else particularly special going on right now at Pizza Hut.

Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 08-21-2003 10:58:44 PM
quote:
Veruca Salt had this to say about Captain Planet:
Yeah well we have a deal for two larges, any way you want them, for $19.99. Yes, any way you want them. Actually, except that way.

We also have the new TRIPLE PEPPERONI! A large for $9.99, it features three different kinds of pepperoni: the tangy southwestern chunks, smoky mesquite, and the classic slices. AFAIK it is a local thing, though - I was told that we were a "test run" to see if it would go national.

I can't think of anything else particularly special going on right now at Pizza Hut.


We have two larges for $17.99.

Man we don't have anything cool like that right now. Three different kinds of pepporoni sounds cool. I want them to bring back Golden Stuffed Crust!! Even thought it really sucked to attempt to get from the pan to the cutting board.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-21-2003 10:59:32 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Veruca Salt said:
Yeah well we have a deal for two larges, any way you want them, for $19.99. Yes, any way you want them. Actually, except that way.

We also have the new TRIPLE PEPPERONI! A large for $9.99, it features three different kinds of pepperoni: the tangy southwestern chunks, smoky mesquite, and the classic slices. AFAIK it is a local thing, though - I was told that we were a "test run" to see if it would go national.

I can't think of anything else particularly special going on right now at Pizza Hut.


We've got that down in lawton..It's good. Parents got it for dinner last night.

Peter
Pancake
posted 08-22-2003 12:03:52 AM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke had this to say about Optimus Prime:
...
And I wish we had never brought on the dollar menu. ....

It's the Add-on sales Concept, Think it's bad at a burger Joint, Try Retail were there are a bazillion things, and your boss crams it down your throat. Worst case is my buddy at Best Buy, were they are told to toss the Add-on stuff right into a customer’s cart. Or worse than add-on…Service Agreements. My God you should see the shit than comes from them at my job, Specially when some Colossal Idiot in Chicago decide a year ago to basically destroy the strongest selling Agreement. Don’t bother buying any sort of service agreement on Sears lawn equipment unless it’s a tractor or snowblower, cause the only thing they are good for is covering trip charges for in-home repair now.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-22-2003 12:07:28 AM
quote:
Aury had this to say about pies:
We've got that down in lawton..It's good. Parents got it for dinner last night.

Yeah? I'm afraid to try it. But I have a SHIRT that says Triple Pepperoni on it. Makes me feel so cool.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-22-2003 12:35:39 AM
quote:
Addy was listening to Cher while typing:
Ew, Wendy's*.

*Don't hurt me.


You gotta at least love the chicken nuggets.


WENDY'S CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE GREATER THAN ANY OTHER KIND OF CHICKEN NUGGETS ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND THEN SOME.

Thank you. ^___^

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Addy
posted 08-22-2003 12:38:06 AM
quote:
Slayer Densetsu wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You gotta at least love the chicken nuggets.


WENDY'S CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE GREATER THAN ANY OTHER KIND OF CHICKEN NUGGETS ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND THEN SOME.

Thank you. ^___^


Okay, okay, their chicken nuggets are decent.

But their greaseburgers, fries, and frosties suck. Yes, I said it. I don't like their frosties.

Skaw
posted 08-22-2003 12:40:25 AM
Give me a nice Checkers burger, Burger King fries, and Wendy's chicken nuggets.

Mmmmmmm

Maradon!
posted 08-22-2003 12:59:45 AM
I will take a classic triple over a double quarter pounder any day of the fuckin' week.

Get some chili with that. aww yea.

McD's has the awesomest friest though.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-22-2003 01:01:24 AM
Jack-in-the-Box has the best fries.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Ryuujin
posted 08-22-2003 01:02:48 AM
There's this kickass burger joint in Morehead City called J.B. Burger. They have the best Swiss & Mushroom burgers and the absolute BEST spicy fries!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-22-2003 01:10:15 AM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
The buck menu works at the McDonalds around the corner from my house, because everything on it is 93 cents. after tax, you guessed it, it's a buck.

The $1 menu at my local McDonalds is $1 before tax.

Lameness. But I still love the cheap double cheeseburgers.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-22-2003 01:11:38 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Slayer Densetsu wrote:
Jack-in-the-Box has the best fries.

Only if you count the curly fries, chili cheese curly fries and bacon cheddar potato wedges.

Their regular fries suck.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-22-2003 01:14:18 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Captain Planet:
Only if you count the curly fries, chili cheese curly fries and bacon cheddar potato wedges.

Of course I count those!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 08-22-2003 01:22:10 AM
Wendy's's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is amazing.

Everything else from Wendy's is garbage.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-22-2003 01:25:50 AM
Wendy's has good chicken nuggets/sandwiches, passable fries (lacks that god-awful coating) and the Frosty is the best milkshake you can get from a major fast food franchise. Excellent for fry dippin'.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-22-2003 01:33:25 AM
Runza Hut.

It's not the best at anything, but it's about the second best at everything.

And they have good onion rings too.

Want to know what a Runza is? Ask a Penguin.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Valso the WhiteDragon
Pancake
posted 08-22-2003 01:55:55 AM
I don't even know where a BK is near me... not like I ever, actually I have never seen a BK except the closed one on campus (at least not that I can remember).
Suddar
posted 08-22-2003 02:38:08 AM
Burger King fries are good until they cool off. Then, you could probably support a small building using three.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-22-2003 03:04:54 AM
I don't usually eat fast food. But I'd eat at Snoota's McD's.

And at Pizza Hut in general. I like pizza.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-22-2003 03:06:04 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
And at Pizza Hut in general. I like pizza.

If you really liked pizza you wouldn't eat at Pizza Hut.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-22-2003 09:19:59 AM
Wendy's Tripple Cheeseburger > everything else.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-22-2003 09:20:58 AM
quote:
Taeldian had this to say about dark elf butts:
Wendy's's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is amazing. Their salads are also good.

Everything else from Wendy's is garbage.


Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-22-2003 09:34:39 AM
What I always wondered about working at a fast food restaurant is, how much do emplyees pay for the burgers and stuff they're supposed to sell?
Can they make their own burgers and eat them for free? Only when the boss isn't watching?

And how long till you rather go a week without food, then considering to eat the crap you spend about 8 hours per day with?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-22-2003 09:37:38 AM
I work in a store connected to Wendy's. Infact, Im going to Wendy's to go get some food.

Biggy sized Big Bacon Classic combo. yum.

The World is Yours
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 08-22-2003 10:01:01 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Tarquinn said:
What I always wondered about working at a fast food restaurant is, how much do emplyees pay for the burgers and stuff they're supposed to sell?
Can they make their own burgers and eat them for free? Only when the boss isn't watching?

And how long till you rather go a week without food, then considering to eat the crap you spend about 8 hours per day with?


Most places you get a meal free per certain hours worked, or at least a discount. Anything after that is stealing. When I worked at Chick-Fil-A we got all the free beverages we wanted, but only a chicken sandwich or nuggets for a meal (and you had to work 6 hours to get that meal).

Aaaand you are most likely to find something at your place of employment that you are willing to eat constantly because you know what goes into the other foods and it makes you gag.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-22-2003 05:03:45 PM
I'm pretty much allowed to eat all the free pizza/salad/sandwiches I want, on top of free beverages. Provided, for the most part, that I make it myself. I can usually convince one of the cooks to make a pizza for me if I should so desire. Which I usually don't.

[ 08-22-2003: Message edited by: Veruca Salt ]

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-22-2003 05:13:30 PM
In N' Out > all.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-22-2003 07:21:50 PM
Actually, I do believe that the football sized burritos (no it isn't exaggerated, ask the Waistlings) of El Burrito Loco beats out all other fast food competitors.

They are HUGE*. And also mighty tasty!

*One word about the x-box and you get smacked with a large frozen tuna.

Maradon!
posted 08-22-2003 07:27:47 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Azizza booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Wendy's Tripple Cheeseburger > everything else.

Amen.

Order three and you can reconstruct the cow.

MorbId
Pancake
posted 08-22-2003 07:29:31 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Actually, I do believe that the football sized burritos (no it isn't exaggerated, ask the Waistlings) of El Burrito Loco beats out all other fast food competitors.

They are HUGE*. And also mighty tasty!

*One word about the x-box and you get smacked with a large frozen tuna.


You forgot to mention the best part. They're cheap. About four dollars for that huge mass of tortilla, meat, beans, lettuce, cheese, and peppers.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-22-2003 07:30:50 PM
quote:
Captain MorbId said this about your mom:
You forgot to mention the best part. They're cheap. About four dollars for that huge mass of tortilla, meat, beans, lettuce, cheese, and peppers.

Stop it! You are making me hungry!

And they don't normally come with peppers, you have to special order it.

Razor
posted 08-22-2003 07:57:14 PM
quote:
Ferret wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
In N' Out > all.

Their burgers are too small......

Burger - Carls Jr. Dbl. Western Bacon Cheese Burger.
Fries - Jack in the box Curly Fries or the potato wedges(very addicting)
Drink - Who gives a shit..... (*Only get's diet*)

Pizza - Rosaria Pizza (Local chain) 1 28" pizza for $16.00, enough pizza for 4 days...

Sushi... - Toss up between Vons fresh made or Kobe Sushi or Yakatori 2.

Chinese - Buffet: place near where my old address is....
- take out : Quick Wok.

Best Mexican: Cotijas.

soooo many different places to choose from where I am. (50+ restaurants within 3 miles to the south of me)

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