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Topic: Horses!
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-20-2003 09:07:59 PM
I want a horse! I like their nooossssssssess. I like to pet them. They try to eat my hair and I get mad at them and spank their nooossssssess. Then the horse said he liked it!
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-20-2003 09:09:46 PM
No more pot-brownies for you.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-20-2003 09:10:11 PM
hee hee
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-20-2003 09:10:49 PM
Emily is a closet furry.
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-20-2003 09:10:49 PM
I killed a horse once. It was a slow death.

Actually, I love horses too! That's why I killed it quickly

I'd like to learn to ride one.

Ozius

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-20-2003 09:12:18 PM
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

I am Mister Ed.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-20-2003 09:12:20 PM
quote:
This one time, at Ozimander camp:
I'd like to learn to ride one.

omg zoophile

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-20-2003 09:15:24 PM
That is NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Ass.

Ozius

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-20-2003 09:20:04 PM
Sits on Santa's lap.

I want a pony for Christmas!

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-20-2003 09:21:04 PM
puts a knife to Santa's neck

I'm getting a pony for Christmas.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 08-20-2003 09:26:07 PM
Make sure you piss before you ride a horse. Boucing up and down on a two hour trail repeatly while being full of urine does not equal fun.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-20-2003 09:27:03 PM
I had a friend that taught me how to ride a horse. What I really learned is that I'm not a horse person.

A secondary lesson was that Icelandic Ponies are a tad bit omnivorous. Ever seen a pony eat cat food and a ham sandwich?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-20-2003 09:31:30 PM
quote:
From the book of Aury, chapter 3, verse 16:
omg zoophile

Nonono. You're thinking of Catherine the Great, not Ozzy the Great.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 08-20-2003 10:08:06 PM
You all know you want a PUPPY instead of a stink ol' pony. I will tell you from person experience, horses are pains in the ass.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Addy
posted 08-20-2003 10:09:06 PM
I want a kitty.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-20-2003 10:16:25 PM
quote:
Amber spewed forth this undeniable truth:
You all know you want a PUPPY instead of a stink ol' pony. I will tell you from person experience, horses are pains in the ass.

omg zoophile

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 08-20-2003 10:19:30 PM
quote:
Addy had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I want a kitty.


It's name is Oreo.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-20-2003 10:36:57 PM
Amber, you know i you. i wuz kidding.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 08-20-2003 10:49:08 PM
There's a field full of shetland ponies near us (just think of reeeeeally small horses.. about the size of a St. Bernard when full-grown). The foals are really really cute.

We, however, own cats.

[ 08-20-2003: Message edited by: Niklas ]

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-21-2003 02:59:00 AM
I can ride a horse. Sailboats and gliders are much more fun, though.
nem-x
posted 08-21-2003 03:00:16 AM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-21-2003 04:19:34 AM
quote:
Emily had this to say:
I want a horse

How fortunate, because I'm hung li-- Mortious is dragged away by the police.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-21-2003 04:30:21 AM
Eh, riding a horse isn't really the most difficult thing to learn.

Honestly, if it's a well-trained horse, the 'learning' you'd need to know can be obtained in two minutes, if that.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-21-2003 10:48:45 AM
What the hell is it with women and horses? Honestly, I don't get it.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-21-2003 10:56:21 AM
quote:
Callalron probably says this to all the girls:
What the hell is it with women and horses? Honestly, I don't get it.

I'm not even gonna say it.

hey
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2003 10:56:22 AM
quote:
Callalron was naked while typing this:
What the hell is it with women and horses? Honestly, I don't get it.

I love horses! ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-21-2003 11:25:28 AM
Bravo for you. But that doesn't answer my question.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2003 11:28:41 AM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about (_|_):
Bravo for you. But that doesn't answer my question.

Maybe it has to do with the old imagery of high-born ladies riding pure white steeds back in years gone by.

I just love the sheer beauty of equines. They are graceful yet powerful, gentle yet spirited. ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-21-2003 12:25:16 PM
quote:
Callalron was listening to Cher while typing:
What the hell is it with women and horses? Honestly, I don't get it.

Well, symbolicly speaking, there's the fact that horses (stallions, to be exact) are something of a phalic symbol. Then, there's how you sit on them. Legs spread, with a phalic symbol between them.

As far as the reality, there's the fact that horse riding does create some interesting sensations. Some people (not just women) like that. And then, there's the fact that some horses are just fun to be around.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-21-2003 12:41:55 PM
I'll give you guys a hint: The term "hung like a horse" didn't come from nowhere!
hey
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 08-21-2003 12:44:28 PM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Cuba:
omg zoophile

Who's the furry here.

you too Aury.

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-21-2003 03:45:54 PM
quote:
Jens farted, then typed this through the tears:
I'll give you guys a hint: The term "hung like a horse" didn't come from nowhere!

So basically you're saying that they only want to ride stallions with 18-inch horse cocks. Well, duh. Who doesn't?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-21-2003 04:40:06 PM
We have three horses. Wanna buy one?
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-21-2003 04:51:21 PM
quote:
Puggy the Squirrel stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
We have three horses. Wanna buy one?

omg yaes!!! What kind, how many hands high, how much?!

of course I'm kidding. I live in the middle of a city, and no way in hell I could afford boarding fees.

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 08-21-2003 05:17:57 PM
I like cowgirls

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
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