I go, I get me some cereal, and eat breakfast.
My other brother wakes up, and comes in my room around 11 or 11:30. We decided to eat some ramen noodles for lunch (We are down to like 120 packs between me, him, and my other roommate.)
My brother then slept on my bed for a few hours till his girlfriend came to get him to go home for a few days.
I decided to drive around town (Jeez, these roads are confusing) I managed to drive down to south carolina accidentally (Its about 15 miles away from me, at least the border is), then back into Lumberton to the Wal-Mart.
So, I go in, look at games, and pick up Madden 2004 for the XBOX, and drive home.
Another note, History Channel is actually pretty damn entertaining, one of the better channels we get on the cable here.
But, around 7 I hear a knock on my door. 3 good lookin girls are like "Are your roommates here"? I'm like "Nope, both of them are gone for a few days.". They are like "You want to come to a party in our apartment?"
So I went. I got back to my room around 12 AM, then woke up around 4 AM. My entire days food and drink ended up in the toilet.
Oopsie.
Lessons learned:
1) Never turn down girls when they invite you to a party. There were lots more girls there, both straight and lesbian *cheer*
2) Never drink both beer and liquor in the same night. Recipe for disaster.
But yeah. IF anyone wants my snail mail address, I'll post it in a bit (when my room's net access is up)
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker.
Beat me to it.
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Absolut Blindy had this to say about Pirotess:
You should note that this does not apply if you drink the entire bottle of liquor. Then nothing will save you.
I drank an entire bottle of amaretto and I only got a slight buzz. 
*first time drinking that much too* Normally I jsut have a couple mxed drinks.
Down a couple of shots the instant you arrive and you're good to go. I can't get drunk on beer... can't drink it fast enough. However once I am drunk beer can be used to maintain that state.
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Nobody really understood why Falaanla Marr wrote:
...There were lots more girls there, both straight and lesbian *cheer*...
Lucky bastard. 
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On a scale of 1 to Ares, we rated this an eleventy billion:
I drank an entire bottle of amaretto and I only got a slight buzz.*first time drinking that much too* Normally I jsut have a couple mxed drinks.
Try drinking a whole 375ml bottle of crown royal, in less than 2 hours.
Also, FAL, give me your address. I wish to come out and party. [ 08-18-2003: Message edited by: Absolut Blindy ]
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Absolut Blindy said:
Try drinking a whole 375ml bottle of crown royal, in less than 2 hours.Also, FAL, give me your address. I wish to come out and party.
About a month ago I was the DD for a night at the pubs. When we got home, there were a pair of drunks, and me cold sober. I took a half of a 750 of crown all in one shot.
and yes, I was sweating profusely afterwards.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Mr. Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker.
The fun thing, over here in the Netherlands it's the exact opposite - liquor before beer is the sick maker here.
Dunno how that came to be, but all I know is that I never have issues drinking liquor after beer, but the opposite way around.
So, probably the whole thing is psychological
ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl
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I like it when Burger says:
About a month ago I was the DD for a night at the pubs. When we got home, there were a pair of drunks, and me cold sober. I took a half of a 750 of crown all in one shot.and yes, I was sweating profusely afterwards.
Wait whats the one that costs like 20 bucks... i think that would be 35 canadian?
i can never keep stright which is the 375 and which is the 750
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How.... Absolut Blindy.... uughhhhhh:
Wait whats the one that costs like 20 bucks... i think that would be 35 canadian?i can never keep stright which is the 375 and which is the 750
A 750ml bottle costs about $20 Canadian. A 1.14ml bottle costs about $30 Canadian.
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Check out the big brain on Absolut Blindy!
You should note that this does not apply if you drink the entire bottle of liquor. Then nothing will save you.
I can vouch for that from experience. Once drank 3/4s of a bottle of Southern Comfort in about 15 minutes....
...then spent the rest of the evening, and the next day, paying for it.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Inferno-Spirit's momma would never want to hear them say:
A 750ml bottle costs about $20 Canadian. A 1.14ml bottle costs about $30 Canadian.
must be cheaper up there.
down here i think the 750 must be the one for u$18-20 that's the one i drank a whole bottle off, the $18 - 20 one.
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diadem was listening to Cher while typing:
just making sure, this is a college apartment, right?
Yup, sure is.
And, for those wondering:
Shot of Vodka, 2 (3?) cans of beer, 2 shots of captain Morgans, (more beer?), shot of vodka, and then some other stuff, I really dont remember.
I do know it was fun...even with the 2 hours of puking at 4 am...but hey!
On another note, internet access in my room, FINALLY.
As for my address:
Brian Beck
University Courtyard
567 University Road
Apt 1108B
Pembroke, NC, 28372
There will likely be some parties here on the weekends, but most of the parties are taking place in block 6 of the apartments. [ 08-19-2003: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Yup, Shot of Vodka, 2 (3?) cans of beer, 2 shots of captain Morgans, (more beer?), shot of vodka, and then some other stuff, I really dont remember.I do know it was fun...even with the 2 hours of puking at 4 am...but hey!
Wuss.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Wuss.
Hey, thats the most ive ever had to drink in one night. Call me a wuss, doesnt matter much to me. I dont drink often like alot of people
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This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
Wuss.
Everyone needs to get their feet sometime!
3063 down/299 up.
Not bad at all.
Word to the wise: If it looks like water, but doesn't taste like water, do not drink it.
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
My last vomitting session was spurred by two shots of Everclear.Word to the wise: If it looks like water, but doesn't taste like water, do not drink it.
Specially Everclear. Isn't it 190 proof, or am I off?
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Ferret enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Specially Everclear. Isn't it 190 proof, or am I off?
Sounds about right. That shit is 90% alcohol, at any rate. Steer clear of it.
Isnt 190 Proof 95%?
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Taylen was all like:
Hmm thats a bit of a drive from Charlotte, for some reason I thought Pembroke was closer than that.
Its at most 2 hours. Its not that bad. Depends on traffic, though.
Good time.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Sounds about right. That shit is 90% alcohol, at any rate. Steer clear of it.
it's 190 making it 95% alcohol.
And yes, it's fun stuff. 2 bowls of jello, 3 32oz glasses of punch and a shot. I was fucking wasted.....
