Row, Row, Row your boat.
(2) Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A Different Bar.
(3) Did you hear about the Chineese couple who had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
(4) What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
(5) What does it mean when the flag at a Post Office is flying at half mast?
They hiring.
(6) Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they aren't gonna work in the future either.
(7) Why do drivers ed classes in Redneck schools only use the cars on Monday, Wedensday and Friday?
Becuse on Tuesday and Thursday they're used by the Sex Ed class.
(8) What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.
(9) What's the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?
The Southern Zoo has the description of the animal, and a recipe.
(10) How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say "FUCK"?
Make a different sweet 80 year old lady say "BINGO"
(11) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
The northern one starts with "Once upon a time..." while the southern one starts with "You ain't gonna believe this shit..."
(12) My my how times have changed... Used to be when you had 100 White guys chasing a Black guy it was called the Ku Klux Klan.... Now it's called the PGA Tour.
(13) Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one is tall enough to go on the good rides.
Ok, so 13 is total shit... I haven't actually met a Chineese person who was shorter than 5'10"... 
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Random Insanity Generator thought about the meaning of life:
Neither am I, but with that topic no one can claim they weren't warned.
Alright, Now I am offended.
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Holden wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Alright, Now I am offended.
Sweet.
Well, here's a joke that was going around at the time:
(Q) What do you call a pram on top of Ayres Rock?
(A) Meals on Wheels
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ACES! Another post by Abbikat:
Everyone remember the movie 'Evil Angels' (Ah Ding-go stohle mah bay-be!)?? Based off the real "facts" of the disappearance of a baby at Ayres Rock (supposedly taken by a wild dog)Well, here's a joke that was going around at the time:
(Q) What do you call a pram on top of Ayres Rock?
(A) Meals on Wheels
You lose points for referencing a movie I've never heard of, and using the word "pram".
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Nobody really understood why Random Insanity Generator wrote:(2) Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A Different Bar.
[ 08-17-2003: Message edited by: Holden ]
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There was much rejoicing when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this:
You lose points for referencing a movie I've never heard of, and using the word "pram".
Made perfect sense to me.
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How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
You lose points for referencing a movie I've never heard of...
Elaine used the "a dingo ate my baby" reference in an episode of Seinfeld.
