The ending was pretty decent, too. Mass explosions, gore, blood, and limbs being chopped off. But the beginning by far was better for one reason alone... (That is, after that ridiculous monolouge from Freddy giving a little background on how the movie was set up, and that was probably a spoiler. Don't read that.)
... Naked ladies.
That is all.
Also, is there really a clear winner between the two or did they let the kids win again?
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Bummey the Fool stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Didn't they shoot 2 endings?
Wouldn't surprise me if they did. That'll give them a major selling point for the DVD.
Clear winner? Yes and no.
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So quoth Black Mage:
Clear winner? Yes and no.
The goddamn kids don't win, do they?
quote:No.
What sound does a dog make? Ruff. Like JooJooFlop's mother likes it.
The goddamn kids don't win, do they?
Only two survive by the end. There's easily 7+ kids dead by the end of the movie.
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Nobody really understood why JooJooFlop wrote:
The goddamn kids don't win, do they?
What Black Mage was trying to say was that there is a clear cut winner but they set the movie up for a sequel.
quote:Yeah.
But Mr. Crabs doesn't really care for music, do you:
What Black Mage was trying to say was that there is a clear cut winner but they set the movie up for a sequel.
They have to leave it open, because AFAIK, there's another Jason and Nightmare on Elm St movie coming out eventually. [ 08-15-2003: Message edited by: Black Mage ]
/raise 
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edit: Yahoo movies says it's "Katherine" 
I was that impressed.
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Suddaring:
So for those of us who don't want to see the movie...who wins? (use spoilers.)
Nobody
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Bummey the Fool who doth quote:
What happens between Freddy and Jason, though? Why are they rivals, again?
Well, let's look at this logically.
Jason kills everyone.
Freddy kills everyone.
Supply and demand.
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Bajah Model 2000 was programmed to say:
There was a Jay rip-off but no Silent Bob rip-off
I know! I actually thought it was Jason Mewes for a moment!
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This insanity brought to you by Maradon!:
Well, let's look at this logically.Jason kills everyone.
Freddy kills everyone.
Supply and demand.
I haven't seen the movie yet, but from what I read of a review that's actually pretty on the spot with a few minor alterations.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq JooJooFlop booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Jason doesn't care. Freddy's just another soon-to-be-corpse in his path.
Yeah, really. Never forget at the end of the movie, Jason was the one standing. [ 08-15-2003: Message edited by: Maradon! ]
Shrug.. nice tummy but I wasn't all that impressed. Looked like fake bewbs, too.
Big fight between F and J at the lake. Lots of slamming around, more kids dying, explosions and whatnot. F and J both get blasted into the lake. Two kids left start huddling. F comes out of the water with the knife, and is about to whack the kids when J uses F's already servered arm with the finger-knifes on it to take out F. (By sticking it straight through his chest.) J tumbles back into the water. One of the kids picks up the knife and lops F's head off. Which falls into the water too. The kids walk away. Then, after a short fade to black, (in slowmo goodness) J stomps out of the water with F's head in his hand. F's head winks at the camera. End.
And yes, there was a Jay ripoff. Wasn't too bad, either. ;p [ 08-15-2003: Message edited by: Black Mage ]
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Bajah booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I thought Gibb was mousey looking and topheavy.
You say that like it's a bad thing
