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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-14-2003 06:33:12 PM
So, it's been three long years since I've registered, and to comemmorate the occasion, I'm doing the ol' "list the people who you think rock and make everyone else insanely jealous" routine. And yes, I wrote this offline because of the LOL VIRUS HAHAHAHAHSAkdfhsakldjf. So here we go, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER...

Bloodsage - Someone I can hope to grow up to be like. Part of what I've always considered the intelligentsia(a word of Russian origin, if Jeopardy is to be believed) of the board, you've helped me want to learn more by just being you. You're a hell of a guy, and if you're ever in Jersey, I'm buyin' you a round.

Maradon - Someone much like myself, yet so different. You're probably one of the first people that, when I first came here, I said "Hey, he's pretty cool." Err...yes.

Soldar - All that crazy stuff we did in Stalingrad that one boring afternoon is probably the single funnest BF1942 experience I've ever had. You're also Asian. Bring bring, my friend. Bring bring.

Nem-x - Lethal in CS, skilled with photoshop, you're a smooth operator. Calm like a bomb, baby. ^_^

Trent - "SHUT THE FUCK UP, SWAN!"

Khyron - Mad props for the gaming servers and free tech support you've provided us with, dawg. Werd.

Parcelan - You're you, and that's good enough for me. To Bill Bradsky! And to Buffalo Wings! And chicks! TO CHICKS!

Sir Butner of Vorbo - Ah, my young padawan. Soon, you shall surpass even me and will be the best...whatever we are...ever. God only knows why you'd want to emulate any aspect of me, but if anything, you've made me want to be a better...whatever we are...to set a good example.

Snoota - I hate you. Die. Just kidding. You're a good dude.

Ja`Deth - You've taught me that brevity is the soul of wit, but verbosity will crush all who oppose you! Also, it helps if you have something to say. I learned that too.

Monica - What can I say? It has been a pleasure getting to know you over the last few months, despite our recent lapse in communication. You rock, girl! ^_^

Gydyon - Look out behind you! It's Bill Bradsky, and he wants to show you how he's solved world hunger!

Black Mage - The test results came back negative.

Waisz - Yeah, I have to give a shoutout to you, too, just because I can.

Blindy - I was inspired to write a big dick joke because of you: "My dick is so big, that even Blindy says 'Goddamn, that is a huge dick!' and he lives four states away!"

Star Collective - Arguing with you is always fun and intellectually stimulating. Yes...intellectually. ^_==8

D - Goddammit, I almost forgot you. I look back at our Counterstrike slaughterfests with much fondness. May your eyeballs be well-lubricated and your pants never bereft of a weasel.

Kagramington - I'm sure everyone but you would enjoy it if I babbled in JeffK about the time we circumnavigated the globe, but I will instead sincerely thank you for bringing a lot of laughter to me over the years. Spot on.


Drysart - Ah, the head cheese, the big man. Since everyone has already thanked you for:

  • providing the board for us to gad about on,
  • putting up with our crap, no matter how bad it's gotten over the years,
  • taking the time to blah blah blah, you've heard it all before,

I think I'll just say, "Thanks," and promise to shake your hand if I'm ever in your neck of the woods.

That said, I can honestly say that I've never had a problem with anyone (that was brought to my attention or was worth remembering), so my stay on the board has been thoroughly pleasant. You are an awesome group of people, and I wish all of you the best.

Oh yeah, everyone who I didn't mention is total human shit. But fear not! I shall salvage this thread with--what else--a Jon Stewart joke.

VAGINA!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-14-2003 06:41:44 PM
My penis has the amish thing going on. Just the beard though, it doesn't connect around top.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-14-2003 07:05:54 PM

Grats on Goldmembering

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-14-2003 07:18:40 PM
I echo Bajah's " "

Anyway, grats Karnaj!

Auf die nächsten drei Jahre!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-14-2003 07:37:31 PM
Why do I only get two lines?
Sean
posted 08-14-2003 08:08:21 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Karnaj said this:
D - Goddammit, I almost forgot you. I look back at our Counterstrike slaughterfests with much fondness. May your eyeballs be well-lubricated and your pants never bereft of a weasel.

psst. . .You always sucked, XD

You're a good man, Karnaj. I'm honored to call you a friend.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-14-2003 08:11:38 PM
And it all started with an odd video you and your dormmate made.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-14-2003 08:16:00 PM
quote:
Not Trent was naked while typing this:
And it all started with an odd video you and your dormmate made.

The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
The sun's as warm as a baked potato.
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.

And as I ride with my girl,
She's my best friend in the whole world!
We'll move along, set our goals high
With eyes full of hope as we aim for the...

Sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
My heart's as full as a baked potato.
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it's a shpadoinkle day!
When I say it's a happy-go-moinkaly lucky shpadoinklely...dayyyyyy.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 08-14-2003 08:32:57 PM
Cheers mate! may we live to see at least one more. If you're lucky.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 08-14-2003 08:37:54 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Bajah!

Grats on Goldmembering


Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-14-2003 08:46:02 PM
You fucking weirdo... and I mean that in the most loving way!

Congrats!

May you continue to bring us much shock value and bloody ass carnage!

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-14-2003 09:43:01 PM
quote:
Oh my Karnaj:
Black Mage - The test results came back negative.
Thank god. I don't need anothe- er.

You're a damn cool guy, Karnaj. Glad to have you here.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-14-2003 09:46:54 PM
Black Mage is the only person who has ever said anything positive about me in one of their anniversary threads. Everyone else is always one of two options. Either they express their hatred of me or they make some stupid played out gay joke.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-14-2003 09:49:15 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Why do I only get two lines?

Ha ha I got more airtime than you.

And grats on going Gold, Karnaj. EC would not be quite the same place without you (for one thing, we wouldn't have such fun-to-use verbs).

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Addy
posted 08-14-2003 09:49:29 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke probably says this to all the girls:
Black Mage is the only person who has ever said anything positive about me in one of their anniversary threads. Everyone else is always one of two options. Either they express their hatred of me or they make some stupid played out gay joke.

I've said good stuff about you, omg. (Well, it wasn't an anniversary thread, but stiiiiill.)

Happy Golding, by the way, Karnaj. =)

[ 08-14-2003: Message edited by: Addy ]

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-14-2003 09:51:13 PM
Woohoo! Happy golding, Karnaj.

Fun fact: My original account goes gold in October.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Reyolen
Wanders too much for a custom title
posted 08-14-2003 10:23:17 PM
I think at one point I went gold, yeah. Congrats on going gold yourself, man.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-14-2003 10:55:25 PM
OK, Bajah and Tarquinn I honestly forgot. And Parce, I'm bad at sappy stuff, so I kept it as brief as I could. Now, to rectify my earlier transgression:

Bajah - Ah, what to say, what to say? You've always had a kind word for me, so that's good. You're funny, so that's good too. So I guess you're doublegood, although that may be "plusgood"--I'm a little rusty on my Orwellian lingo.

Tarquinn - Ach, mein Freund. Deutsch bringt alle Leute zusammen, oder? Mindestens ich und du. Oder mich und dich? Ich sollte wissen, aber...eh. Es gibt noch drei Wochen Sommerferien. Mein Gehirn muss gar nicht werwendet werden. Also! Soviel Deutsch tut meinen Kopf weh. Wenn ich nach Deutschland komme, muessen wir ein Bier oder vierzig zusammentrinken.

And if I have forgotten anyone else, I'll try to write to a little something, but please don't feel offended if I don't. I'm not trying to hurt anyone's feelings; it may be that I simply don't know you well enough to do you justice.

But I really do hate Snoota. Really.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-15-2003 12:05:22 AM
I hate you you fucking fucker.

And grats on 3 years too. May your year be filled with much Karnajing.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-15-2003 12:13:36 AM
dude i could so never make a thread like this because i would so leave out people that deserve to be on the list. and then i would feel like shit for doing that. i mean yeah you can always say something about them later, but still, only being remembered after the first round has come and gone sucks.
Maradon!
posted 08-15-2003 12:44:37 AM
Wow! I was mentioned in a memories thread without prompting!

That NEVER happens!

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-15-2003 12:44:54 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr probably says this to all the girls:
I hate you you fucking fucker.

And grats on 3 years too. May your year be filled with much Karnajing.


Actually, I love you Karnaj...in a completely gay lover kind of way.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-15-2003 02:15:39 AM
Congragts. Now write a damn line on me.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Sean
posted 08-15-2003 02:38:20 AM
quote:
Death of Rats wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Congragts. Now write a damn line on me.

We wish you would take the 'death' part of your name to heart.

And kill yourself.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-15-2003 02:42:22 AM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
We wish you would take the 'death' part of your name to heart.

And kill yourself.


Hugs sean, Love you too.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-15-2003 04:36:12 AM
Am I so easy to forget?

I make the wheels turn.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-15-2003 04:45:02 AM
quote:
Maradon! Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Wow! I was mentioned in a memories thread without prompting!

That NEVER happens!


Hey dammit.. I said something nice about you sans prompting when I went silver.

Woe, you forgot my kindness.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-15-2003 07:31:52 AM
Karnaj, thanks much.
(It's "mich und dich" btw.)

Do you have any plans to come Germany?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Ares
posted 08-15-2003 07:40:35 AM
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-15-2003 10:40:33 AM
Grats Karnaj! May your karnajing be gold and glittery from now on! ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-15-2003 12:40:59 PM
Veni, Vidi, Karnaji...


Grats to your Goldmember Karnaj!!




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-15-2003 01:31:12 PM
quote:
Veruca Salt was listening to Cher while typing:
dude i could so never make a thread like this because i would so leave out people that deserve to be on the list. and then i would feel like shit for doing that. i mean yeah you can always say something about them later, but still, only being remembered after the first round has come and gone sucks.

---

That, and congrats on goldmembering

Suddar
posted 08-15-2003 01:32:58 PM
quote:
Not Trent's fortune cookie read:
Hey dammit.. I said something nice about you sans prompting when I went silver.

Woe, you forgot my kindness.


You left me out. :\

Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 08-15-2003 01:37:54 PM
Congrats Karnaj!
Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 08-15-2003 01:39:13 PM
kaernaej, yuo are my favoeriaet pancaek donkey!!11
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-15-2003 09:02:20 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Tarquinn's junta released this statement:
Karnaj, thanks much.
(It's "mich und dich" btw.)

Do you have any plans to come Germany?


Not presently, but over this coming semester I plan to explore spending at least six weeks at the University of Konstanz (our schools already have an excahange program set up), and I might consider a full semester.

All this would happen Summer/Fall '04, most likely.

And on an unrelated note, was "Goldmembering" a term before, or am I responsible for that one, too?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 08-16-2003 01:14:53 AM
I'm happy I made a difference.

As a side note, I haven't bathed for an extended period of time, and a single pizza has lasted me through "The Blackout of 2003."

I'm going to be fucked if the power goes out again. No more pizza.


Back to lurking.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-16-2003 01:21:09 AM
quote:
Soldar had this to say about John Romero:
I'm happy I made a difference.

As a side note, I haven't bathed for an extended period of time, and a single pizza has lasted me through "The Blackout of 2003."

I'm going to be fucked if the power goes out again. No more pizza.


Back to lurking.


Whoah! You are still here!

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 08-16-2003 08:15:07 AM
quote:
Tarquinn stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:

Auf die nächsten drei Jahre!

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-16-2003 03:05:41 PM
Damn, Konstanz is located at he Bodensee, a good 6-7 hours drive from where I live. =/

Anyway, you should really considering going there, it's a beautiful town, in a beautiful part of Germany. Very close to Munich and Austria and Switzerland of course.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
All times are US/Eastern
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