The original was horrible up until the end. I've heard that it only ended the way it did because they ran out of funding for the movie and had to end it quick, but it was refreshing to see an American movie where the bad guy won.
The second one looks like it might be a decent horror movie, though.
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Nobody really understood why Black Mage wrote:
What he said. [ 08-13-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]
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Archer-Penguin enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Another Aliens movie!!
Ugh, no.
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Cool Hand Luke impressed everyone with:
They're finally actually making an Aliens vs Predator movie, and they're going to fuck up two of the greatest sci-fi/horror series of all time.
The only way they can fuck it up is if the humans win.
Incidentally, if the teenagers manage to defeat both Jason AND Freddy this friday I'm gonna take a huge dump in the middle of the lobby.
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Nobody really understood why Cool Hand Luke wrote:
I feared the same thing until I read an article on CNN a few days ago about Freddy vs Jason. It was a half interview with one of the writers/half article about the movie. I couldn't find it anymore to link, but the writer was talking about how hard it was to keep fans of both movies happy and how they had this big list of no-no's that under no circumstances could happen(like Jason talking, for example) and everything. And then at the end he said the hardest part was figuring out the winner, and assured the guy doing the interview that there was a "clear-cut winner".
That's good. I'm not very comfortable taking a dump while people are watching.
I mean, what makes them scary? What is their history?
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This one time, at Archer-Penguin camp:
So what do Freddy and Jason...do?I mean, what makes them scary? What is their history?
Freddy lives in people's dreams and mind fucks them for a few weeks before finally just killing them while they sleep. His mother was raped and they were both burned to death or something 1984ish.
Jason drowned at a lake camp while the other kids who hated him watched. Then his Mother went psycho and started killing everyone who went to the camp in Friday the 13th. Then part II rolls around and Jason comes back from the dead to avenge HER death and goes on a killing spree at the same lake camp. He's scary because he's just the ultimate juggernaut killing machine. Michael Myers did the strong, silent, unstoppable type first but Jason perfected it!
Besides, that chi chi chi, ha ha ha sound is the coolest ambient sound ever in a movie. [ 08-13-2003: Message edited by: Cool Hand Luke ]
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Archer-Penguin said this about your mom:
So what do Freddy and Jason...do?I mean, what makes them scary? What is their history?
Freddy: Psycho child killer in life, got burned alive and came back as a freaky demon that enters the dreams of children and kills them in ways that exploit their deepest fears. Favorite tool is a glove with blades attatched to the fingers.
Jason: Retarded (physically and mentally) child who drowns in a lake because the camp counselers who were supposed to watch him were in a cabin having sex and smoking pot. First his mother exacted revenge on his behalf, but after she is killed he comes back as an unrelenting, nigh-unstoppable zombie who kills anyone in his path (especially teenagers who have sex/do drugs). Wears a hockey mask to hide his grotesque face. Trademark weapon is a machete, but has killed via countless methods. My favorite was from an otherwise shitty movie where a kid has his back to a tree. He slings a strip of leather over the kid's eye and around the tree, and then constricts the strip by twisting it. You can imagine what happens.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
My favorite was from an otherwise shitty movie where a kid has his back to a tree. He slings a strip of leather over the kid's eye and around the tree, and then constricts the strip by twisting it. You can imagine what happens.
Fuck that, the best one was that fat ass cook in Jason Goes to Hell(I'm pretty sure that was the one). You could almost smell the lard sizzling when his fat face hit the grill.
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Cool Hand Luke stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Jason Goes to Hell
I haven't seen that one, since the premise of it sounded really stupid to me.
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JooJooFlop wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I haven't seen that one, since the premise of it sounded really stupid to me.
The end was supposed to be the original "intro" to Freddy vs Jason. 10 years ago.
If you didn't know, seeing as you haven't seen it.. at the end of the movie after Jason "dies" he gets sucked into the ground by a bunch of demons or something to that effect(been a long time since I've seen it, myself!), leaving his mask lying on the ground. Then suddenly Freddy's glove shoots through the ground, grabs the mask, and yanks it under. New Line had just bought Jason's rights and were in the starting stages of making the movie. In 1993.
Freddy vs Jason has to be one of the longest running movies. One of the Friday the 13th movies was actually originally written as Freddy vs Jason, but Paramount or whoever held Jason's rights at the time and New Line couldn't come to a deal. I think it was part 7. Whichever one had that psychic chick. The whole "bringing Jason back by psychic powers" thing was supposed to be Freddy, but was written over at the last minute.
my favorite kill was in jason x. Where jason beat the shit out of the 2 hologram camp chicks.
Also have any of you seen the bloddy murder movies. supposedly they are suppose to be at the same camp Jason did his killing in and it has something to do with him, I think before he became a pyscho undead killer.
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We were all impressed when Cool Hand Luke wrote:
The end was supposed to be the original "intro" to Freddy vs Jason. 10 years ago.
I found that out via the special features on the Jason X DVD.
They need to release all Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street movies in one big-ass set.
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Check out the big brain on JooJooFlop!
They need to release all Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street movies in one big-ass set.
They did a version of that, but ruined it by adding in Child's Play and a bunch of the other shitty would be horror movies.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
I thought JC2 looked pretty cool in the previews, when the kid's putting up scarecrows and notices that one's looking at him.
Yeah I thought that looked creepy...badass creepy. Might need to see it. Never saw the first...what was the deal?
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael obviously shouldn't have said:
Yeah I thought that looked creepy...badass creepy. Might need to see it. Never saw the first...what was the deal?
He was some ancient evil that awakened every 23 years for 23 days to feast on the flesh of the living. Rumor has it that the studio ran out of money and had to cut the movie short, which is why he wins at the end and actually kills all the annoying teenagers. The movie itself was pretty poor, and the end was real sudden. There was a long buildup as she's getting ready to go and fight the thing after everyone but her dies, and after all that buildup she dies all of a sudden with a very generic final scene. But it was still cool to see the monster kill all the aforementioned annoying teenagers.
I kinda wish they'd get Clive Barker back in on the Hellraiser movies. Hellbound Heart (the basis for the first Hellraiser) had all sorts of potential they never really went into. Then they did a series of horrific sequels.
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girl runs in through the church doors at like two AM.
Priest calmly rises from his chair where he was praying.
Priest: Is there something the matter, my child?
Girl: Run! There's a demon out there!
Priest: Demons do not walk amongst us, my child.
Church Doors blow open and Pinhead stalks in.
Girl: Then what the fuck is that?
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Cool Hand Luke had this to say about dark elf butts:
Yeah, well, it was still funny. stfu and laugh at the campy B movie humor and stop analyzing stuff
Best one for creep factor was Bloodlines. some sick sheeite there.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael thought about the meaning of life:
Best one for creep factor was Bloodlines. some sick sheeite there.
Yes...those two Security Cop twin brothers who gets turned into a Cenobite was freaky...their bodies and heads got twisted around a corkscrew-drill type device.
Seriously, running along side a bus and taking out it's tire at 100ft with a small shruiken type object?
Jeepers Creepers pissed me off because those stupid kids should have died 15 minutes in
"Oh crap, we have a big scary monster after us, lets run! Wait, lets stop off here first. And here. Lets hang around here for a bit... OH SHIT IT CAUGHT UP TO US!"
I have yet to see a Friday the 13th Set yet though. [ 08-13-2003: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Cuba:
The only way they can fuck it up is if the humans win.Incidentally, if the teenagers manage to defeat both Jason AND Freddy this friday I'm gonna take a huge dump in the middle of the lobby.
Do it and die.
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Fizodeth had this to say about Captain Planet:
Do it and die.
It's not like I'm gonna do it in your theatre.
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Cool Hand Luke painfully thought these words up:
How much did that set cost, Fae?
$50 at the time I think... I don't really remember.. Honestly, for what it was, it was fairly cheap I remember that much.
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Cool Hand Luke Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Man, I looked it up on Amazon and it's like 93 bucks.
Wow...
Must have gone up in value, cause it was defintely 50 or less when I got it... I do know they discontinued it, at least for a while since its for sale from Amazon obviously, like right after we got it.
