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Topic: It's a cane. It's a sword.
Ozimander
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posted 08-12-2003 11:08:16 PM
I got myself a cane with a sword in it. I'm happy. I'll probably take pictures later.

Ozius

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-12-2003 11:08:50 PM
Those are illegal in California. We suck
Paccione
Pancake
posted 08-12-2003 11:09:00 PM
But will you carry the cane where ever you go?
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-12-2003 11:09:39 PM
quote:
Paccione stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
But will you carry the cane where ever you go?

This is Ozimander we're talking about. Of course he will.

Ozimander
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posted 08-12-2003 11:11:24 PM
I got myself some Converse Allstar sneakers. Ya know, those kind ya see in 80's flicks? Well I'm gonna wear those and walk around with the cane.

Just the sneakers and cane.

Ozius

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-12-2003 11:11:56 PM
quote:
Kegwen impressed everyone with:
This is Ozimander we're talking about. Of course he will.

He'll be pimpin' hos with his sword soon enough.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Teagan
Patron Deity of Ramen
posted 08-12-2003 11:14:26 PM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Just the sneakers and cane.

*wonders why people allways overdress*

"Hey guy, need a light?"
sigeA ihpleD
.raewrednu ruoy tuoba gnihtynA .gnihtyna em ksA .elcaro ehT .thgir s'tahT .ihpleD
posted 08-12-2003 11:15:11 PM
quote:
Ozimander wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I got myself some Converse Allstar sneakers. Ya know, those kind ya see in 80's flicks? Well I'm gonna wear those and walk around with the cane.

Just the sneakers and cane.

Ozius


I would suggest some pants, so you don't get arrested.

.tniop doog ylriaf a edam ihpleD :hteD
.tniop yreve no tcerroc %001 si ihpleD :suiraD
Ozimander
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posted 08-12-2003 11:26:08 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on sigeA ihpleD!
I would suggest some pants, so you don't get arrested.

I would suggest you eat my ass, but that's not very kind so instead...

Ozius

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-12-2003 11:28:32 PM
quote:
sigeA ihpleD had this to say about pies:
I would suggest some pants, so you don't get arrested.

They try, he points to his crotch. As they're staring in awe he can stab them with his sword.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-12-2003 11:33:11 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Nicole!
They try, he points to his crotch. As they're staring in awe he can stab them with his sword.

Thank you for humouring an old man.

Maradon!
posted 08-12-2003 11:54:13 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle who doth quote:
Those are illegal in California. We suck

Vote for Arnold!

Maradon!
posted 08-12-2003 11:55:37 PM
Cane swords are awesome.

How big is it? Is it big?

sigeA ihpleD
.raewrednu ruoy tuoba gnihtynA .gnihtyna em ksA .elcaro ehT .thgir s'tahT .ihpleD
posted 08-13-2003 12:03:20 AM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I would suggest you eat my ass, but that's not very kind so instead...

Ozius


"What's a rimjob?"

"That's when you put your ankles behind your head and have someone lick your ass!"

"..."

Okay. I'll eat it. Got salt?

.tniop doog ylriaf a edam ihpleD :hteD
.tniop yreve no tcerroc %001 si ihpleD :suiraD
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-13-2003 01:49:21 AM
quote:
From the book of Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle, chapter 3, verse 16:
Those are illegal in California. We suck

You sure? I've seen several knife stores selling them.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 08-13-2003 02:04:17 AM
Where'd you find it?
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-13-2003 02:09:32 AM
quote:
Terena Azal stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Where'd you find it?

A lot of online sword shops carry them. Or are you just curious as to where Oz got his specificly?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 08-13-2003 02:12:42 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by JooJooFlop:
A lot of online sword shops carry them. Or are you just curious as to where Oz got his specificly?

Ozius's.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 08-13-2003 02:31:43 AM
You know, California law or no, I possess one of these. It is pleasantly sharp.

It'd be nice, however, if it actually looked like a CANE, rather than a big black stick.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-13-2003 02:34:28 AM
quote:
Death of Rats stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
You sure? I've seen several knife stores selling them.

I know it's illegal to have them shipped here at least...

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-13-2003 03:19:18 AM
They're illegal in most states under concealed weapons provisions, believe it or not. It's not illegal to own them, assuming you keep them in your own home and don't take them out in public.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ozimander
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posted 08-13-2003 03:59:07 AM
quote:
Terena Azal thought about the meaning of life:
Where'd you find it?

In a shop called "4 Seasons" that is mainly oriental in their wares. They happen to have a few blades and while looking at some razor edged playing cards and Japanese chest, I saw roughly five canes that appeared to be the kind that contain blades. I happened to be right.

Also Maradon, it's thin and such, much like a raprier (or foil) but the blade is roughly somewhere between a little over a foot to a foot and a half.

Ozius

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-13-2003 04:02:20 AM
quote:
Ozimander wrote this stupid crap:
In a shop called "4 Seasons" that is mainly oriental in their wares. They happen to have a few blades and while looking at some razor edged playing cards and Japanese chest, I saw roughly five canes that appeared to be the kind that contain blades. I happened to be right.

Also Maradon, it's thin and such, much like a raprier (or foil) but the blade is roughly somewhere between a little over a foot to a foot and a half.

Ozius


So where's some pics, Mr Potter?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-13-2003 04:19:04 AM
Once I get a camera, there will be pics. Or perhaps I can plug my webcam in.

Ozius

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-13-2003 04:53:07 AM
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