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Veruca Salt got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
kill him.
When I get arrested I will tell them you told me to do it. k?
Or television. Or video games. Oooo! Oooo! Blame the rap music. They haven't had one of those sorts of controversies for a while and it seems that they're overdue.
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Katrinity was listening to Cher while typing:
Give him 'The Talk.' Make it clear that if he plays with your sister just to get some bootie then dumps her, you'll make him intimate with a bag of broken glass, a bag of salt, and a bag of lemons. ^.^
Fuck that, I have a pillow case full of d-cells and a katana.
You give him "The Talk" (great idea, btw, Kat) in plain view of the back of d-cells and the katana. And give your sister some mouthwash. No telling where the punk she kissed's mouth has been. [ 08-12-2003: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]
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... have him suddenly decide he likes you after he finds out he can get somewhere with you" kiss.
Maybe I read that wrong, but what made him decide that he could get somewhere with her??? 
Forget him -- I'd have a talk with *her* and tell *her* that this guy is scum, and that she's not making herself look any better by having him stick around.
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Emily had this to say about dark elf butts:
Maybe I read that wrong, but what made him decide that he could get somewhere with her???
Forget him -- I'd have a talk with *her* and tell *her* that this guy is scum, and that she's not making herself look any better by having him stick around.
Uh. Would you listen to that? I don't know anyone who would.
It's time to kick some ass.
They understood completely that I had no issues with mangling their bodies just enough to keep them in a prison of flesh.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Random Insanity Generator said:
I've had that discussion with friends of mine dating my younger sister...They understood completely that I had no issues with mangling their bodies just enough to keep them in a prison of flesh.
RIG has a good point. 
It isn't homicide if his body is still alive and his mind is in a coma. ;P
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Check out the big brain on OldSchool Blindy!
When I get arrested I will tell them you told me to do it. k?
Blame Marilyn Manson too... and violent video games...
I havent heard a soccer mom screaming "OMG! Wont someone think of the CHILDREN!!" for at least a week now...
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A sleep deprived Katrinity stammered:
RIG has a good point.It isn't homicide if his body is still alive and his mind is in a coma. ;P
No no no.... Body broken, mind still 100% functional. Unable to move or speak, but completely aware of the world around you.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about (_|_):
lovelorn kids never listen. Better to bust some nuts.
I don't recall ever hearing Ja'Deth say something so short, sweet, and true.
People want what they can't have, and what they do have they just say "Let's just be friends".
Yeeees, I am whining. Ignore me! ^_^ [ 08-12-2003: Message edited by: Lenlalron Flameblaster ]
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Inferno-Spirit obviously shouldn't have said:
I don't recall ever hearing Ja'Deth say something so short
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Veruca Salt had this to say about dark elf butts:
kill him.
[ 08-12-2003: Message edited by: Shazorx / Modrakien ]
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Check out the big brain on Random Insanity Generator!
No no no.... Body broken, mind still 100% functional. Unable to move or speak, but completely aware of the world around you.
Hmmm... around the third or fourth vertebrae, then? Might need to angle the slice so his heart and lungs can still receive unconscious control.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Jens had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Uh. Would you listen to that? I don't know anyone who would.It's time to kick some ass.
I wouldn't be in that situation to begin with...
BUT, if it were me, I'd rather have my older brother talk to me first before he just decided to go off pounding in my new boyfriend's face -- because, I agree -- it would only cause a lot of tension between you the two of you, and that would suck. See to it that she doesn't get herself raped or something awful like that, but other than that -- it is not your job to babysit her. So far, a kiss is pretty harmless. Just tell her that you think she's making some bad decisions, if you think that, and butt out for now. [ 08-12-2003: Message edited by: Emily ]
'Cause I know that if my dad told that to me (I don't have an older brother to protect me like she does - I have a little moron instead 
), it would certainly strike a wrong chord in my mind. He's a smart guy, and although he's not always right about things, I value his opinion.
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Shazorx / Modrakien had this to say about Duck Tales:
Honestly guys she's 16, that's pretty much expected, I doubt anyone learns not to lose themselves to feelings untill they get burned once, sadly you can't save her that experience with any amount of beatings delivered. She'd just see you as the bad guy keeping her down.
Yeah, I'm not going to do anything other than express my displeasure.
I respect you Blindy for looking after your sister. I'm glad you care. But I think you should first get things straightened out with your sister, and watch the boy-toy like a hawk. If things stir up that's coming from the guy, talk to him. If things aren't working, THEN you have permission to kill him.
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Bajah impressed everyone with:
Let your sister live her own life. Make her own mistakes.
Getting into her business is only gonna cause tension between the two of you.
Listen to the Bajah, for the Bajah is wise.
It doesn't leave bruises, but it lets 'em know who's boss. 
You think hard about it and do what you know is right in the long run.*
*I've got a few spare bats and a van, call if you need help.
