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Topic: Stupidly senseless stupid insults thread
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-11-2003 05:44:30 PM
Yall a buncha fucking duckplanters! DUCKPLANTERS, I TELL YOU#!%


Your turn! Extra points for using 'cock taco', 'pantysniffer', and 'kekvit frencher'

Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-11-2003 05:45:50 PM
This thread would probably be better placed in flameball.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-11-2003 05:46:45 PM
I bet you have really hairy thighs.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-11-2003 05:47:18 PM
I think suchii wants a big pink tag
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-11-2003 05:48:14 PM
quote:
Puggy the Squirrel enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
This thread would probably be better placed in flameball.

Your head would probably be better placed in a kangaroo's pouch.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-11-2003 05:50:12 PM
quote:
From the book of JooJooFlop, chapter 3, verse 16:
Your head would probably be better placed in a kangaroo's pouch.

As your head would be better placed in a paper bag.

[ 08-11-2003: Message edited by: Puggy the Squirrel ]

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-11-2003 05:52:13 PM
quote:
Puggy the Squirrel had this to say about Captain Planet:
As your head would be better placed in a blender.

Nice comeback, slug-shunter. Go back to Wyoming where you might be considered clever.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-11-2003 05:53:07 PM
This is for comedy, not flames!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-11-2003 05:55:00 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about pies:
This is for comedy, not flames!

You reek like a corn flakes factory in late autumn.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-11-2003 05:57:26 PM
And you smell of rancid cream cheese on an Arizona highway.
Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-11-2003 05:57:44 PM
quote:
From the book of Bajah, chapter 3, verse 16:
This is for comedy, not flames!

You remind me of a Tomb Raider game. Boo-yah!!

Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-11-2003 06:07:08 PM
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Addy
posted 08-11-2003 06:08:15 PM
You're all pooheads!

...What?

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-11-2003 06:37:29 PM
gah... i cant even come up with weak stupid insults...
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-11-2003 06:40:36 PM
Jesus arse-fucking Christ, the three-eyed spider-legged lycanthropic whore, you guys suck at this.

Use your goddamn imaginations, people. Oh, wait, I screwed that sentence right up. None of you HAVE imaginations, and to call you people would be an insult to actual members of the human race.

Scum-eating maggot-fucking cheese-dicks, all of you, even the women. Go shove some mulch up your ass. It'd be more useful than your posts, that's for certain.

I didn't earn my pink title of doom for nothing! ^.^



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-11-2003 06:49:54 PM
You guys don't sweat so much for a bunch of cock tacos.

(Oh ho! Bonus points for me!)

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-11-2003 06:55:55 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about (_|_):
You guys don't sweat so much for a bunch of cock tacos.

(Oh ho! Bonus points for me!)


Oh hush, you carpet-munching twit.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-11-2003 07:02:57 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Nicole said:
Jesus arse-fucking Christ, the three-eyed spider-legged lycanthropic whore, you guys suck at this.

Use your goddamn imaginations, people. Oh, wait, I screwed that sentence right up. None of you HAVE imaginations, and to call you people would be an insult to actual members of the human race.

Scum-eating maggot-fucking cheese-dicks, all of you, even the women. Go shove some mulch up your ass. It'd be more useful than your posts, that's for certain.

I didn't earn my pink title of doom for nothing! ^.^


Suck my back.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-11-2003 07:07:52 PM
quote:
Verily, JooJooFlop doth proclaim:
Suck my back.

Your Q-tip stinks.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-11-2003 07:09:39 PM
You shuck corn like a woman.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-11-2003 07:12:37 PM
Brocolli has more appeal than you.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Cripcookie
Pancake
posted 08-11-2003 08:49:54 PM
You carrot chewing hairy faced cock monger.
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campaign to shoot 1% of all babies born in the US.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-11-2003 09:04:39 PM
Took you long enough, you apple-polishing jackenape.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-11-2003 09:16:22 PM
You twisted, cock-knocking fickle fucks!
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