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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 08-11-2003 01:17:24 AM
So here it is!

Happy birthday Ocy!

*hugs Caitlin*

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 08-11-2003 01:19:03 AM
*Hugs the Amber*

omg no. Birthdays are evil.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-11-2003 01:19:49 AM
Woowoo! Happy birth-narf! *passes out cake and poison punch*
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-11-2003 01:20:34 AM
happy birthamaday! ^_^
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Addy
posted 08-11-2003 01:20:47 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OCAY!!!

Bloooo.

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 08-11-2003 01:21:02 AM
YOU DID IT! Another year around the sun!!!
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-11-2003 01:22:06 AM
*gives you some sunshine to butter your toast... and some tea.*
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-11-2003 01:27:23 AM
Happy Birthday!
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Razor
posted 08-11-2003 01:28:37 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Veruca Salt wrote:
happy birthamaday! ^_^

can't say it any better

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-11-2003 02:33:30 AM
Happy Womb Expulsion Day.
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Suddar
posted 08-11-2003 02:41:55 AM
quote:
Vobo got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*gives you some sunshine to butter your toast... and some tea.*

It's all I wanted.

Happy birthday!

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Mightion Defensor
posted 08-11-2003 03:09:29 AM
Happy Initial Spawn Day!

Come to Buffalo, darn you, and I'll show you REAL Buffalo wings...

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-11-2003 09:11:26 AM
Wheee! Happy Belated Birthday, Ocy! ^.^

<bakes up a giant cookie cake with chocolate chip candles!>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Paccione
Pancake
posted 08-11-2003 09:51:52 AM
Unhappy Birthday!

Paccione stomps on Ocy's cake

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-11-2003 09:53:41 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Paccione said this:
Unhappy Birthday!

Paccione stomps on Ocy's cake

<rolls Paccione up in a burrito and throws him into the Pit of Starved Illegal Immigrants!>

[ 08-11-2003: Message edited by: Katrinity ]

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-11-2003 10:49:31 AM
Birthday! It's time for cake and sodomy!!
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Ares
posted 08-11-2003 10:59:37 AM
Happy Berfday. :3
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-11-2003 11:15:49 AM
quote:
Veruca Salt had this to say about pies:
happy birthamaday! ^_^

What she said. ^_^

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-11-2003 11:27:33 AM
This day means one thing. x years and 9 months ago, your parrents were having sex.

think about it.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 08-11-2003 11:35:11 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Absolut Blindy stammered:
This day means one thing. x years and 9 months ago, your parrents were having sex.

think about it.

*Shrugs*

Thank you everyone.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-11-2003 11:37:41 AM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere wrote this stupid crap:
*Shrugs*

Thank you everyone.

Yay for Ocy! ^.~

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-11-2003 02:15:40 PM
Who's in charge of the birthday spankings?
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-11-2003 02:17:21 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Veruca Salt wrote:
happy birthamaday! ^_^

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-11-2003 02:17:49 PM
quote:
Aury thought about the meaning of life:
Who's in charge of the birthday spankings?

Mortious raises his hand.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-11-2003 02:18:28 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about Cuba:
Woowoo! Happy birth-narf! *passes out cake and poison punch*

We haven't heard Led say narf in a while, either.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Suddar
posted 08-11-2003 02:23:01 PM
quote:
This one time, at Absolut Blindy camp:
This day means one thing. x years and 9 months ago, your parrents were having sex.

think about it.

I always get a kick out of that.

Especially when it coincides on days like, say, New Years, or Valentine's Day. Even Christmas. Makes you wonder.

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-11-2003 02:28:09 PM
Happay Birthimaday!

gives Ocy a candy coated hobbit

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-11-2003 02:58:39 PM
Happy day of birth.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-11-2003 04:29:44 PM
Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
The trip around the sun.
And the whole gang gathers round,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough.

So let's drink to your fading health,
And hope you don't remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
Cause if you feel you're doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasn't ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dear...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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