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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:FUCK YOU!
Not if you were the last immigrant grocer on Earth!
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Captain Planet:
Not if you were the last immigrant grocer on Earth!
I demand Natalie Portman pics, or my wrath shall be swift and furious.
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This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
I demand Natalie Portman pics, or my wrath shall be swift and furious.
I do inbound tech support. I'm really scared. Besides, I don't have any.
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x--HoldenO-('-'Q) :
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I would while away the hours
Conferin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle,
For every individle,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin',
I could be another Lincoln,
If I only had a brain.
Oh I-- could tell you why,
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thought before,
Then I'd sit-- and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin',
my head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry,
Life would be a dingle derry,
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain--
(If he only had a brain.)
I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thought before
And then I'd sit-- and think some more.
Ya, it would be kind of pleasin'
To reason out the reason,
for the things I can't explain.
Then perhaps I'd deserve you,
and be even worthy of you,
If I only had a brain.
I could dance and by merry,
Life would be a dingle derry,
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain.