It begins after I had eaten lunch, while I was watching Courage the Cowardly Dog on the Cartoon Network. I had a few pieces of salami and a bowl of chili. The next thing I knew, my genitals felt like they were in a vise grip and my ass felt like it was getting an iron spike rammed through it!
I had felt this kind of shit before, it happened to me in Santa Fe. The pain is unbearable, as it feels as though you're trying to shit your genitals out through your anus...yeah.
The pain was upgraded from unbearable to ungodly, and it actually felt as though my nuts were trying to retreat back into my body. Not a chance, says I. But my courage cost me much more pain.
Eventually, it god so bad I actually fainted. I woke up on the floor of my bathroom, pantless, with a nasty headache. I had apparently smacked my head as I fell off of the toilet. Painful.
So the rest of the hour was spent battling between clutching my nuts and feeling liquid fire fly from my ass like a furious waterfall of pain. I was the only one in the house at the time, which made it even worse: knowing that if something were to happen, I was essentially fucked.
My sister came home, eventually, though, and my bowels settled down. I slept for another hour to make sure, and even though it's been a little crampy, I think I'm okay.
Give me some sympathy and loving, please 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and OldSchool Blindy was all like:
Did you karnaj?
If Karnajing is shitting anus blood, then this had to be...Ubernajing...or Karnutting...or something...
Ozius
Some of you may recall my two previous threads on the whole deal. I know that mine is irritable bowel and I have some really serious bouts of it on occasion (enough pain to induce vomiting, even though vomiting couldn't possibly make it feel better).
Sucks.
Feel better, dude. D:
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How.... Mightion Defensor.... uughhhhhh:
Dude, blood coming out of orifices is heap big mojo bad. See a doctor. Seriously.
Not that bad. It's happened to me where I've bled from places blood should not come from and I let it fade. I picked up a healthier diet (in my case I had been eating not good stuff, like plastic and leather...or junk food and not enough roughage) which resulted in no blood from two spots that should not bleed.
The End
Feel better.
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Ozimander was listening to Cher while typing:
Not that bad. It's happened to me where I've bled from places blood should not come from and I let it fade. I picked up a healthier diet (in my case I had been eating not good stuff, like plastic and leather...or junk food and not enough roughage) which resulted in no blood from two spots that should not bleed.The End
i GUESS.. but if the boys are in pain, that's not normal.... better see a doctor then take a risk.... and this is coming from someone who doesn't even take asprin when they see a headche. but some stuff you don't fuck around with.
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I would suggest a hasty doctors visit for you!
Or hermorrhoid cream?
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Verily, diadem doth proclaim:
i GUESS.. but if the boys are in pain, that's not normal.... better see a doctor then take a risk.... and this is coming from someone who doesn't even take asprin when they see a headche. but some stuff you don't fuck around with.
I do recommend seeing a doctor about this because while in my case it's just a rather severe case of irritable bowel, I believe there is a very dangerous disease that it can be instead and it's important to make the distinction so you don't like...die...or whatever.
Yo.
My advice first of all, is SEE A DOCTOR, because it's a reoccuring thing....
But my bet is on your diet. My recommendation would be to look at what you're eating -- lots of spicey, hot, sour, or acidic things recently? Cut back on that a bit. More basic/plain things, like breads and milk and such! And LOTS OF WATER (not alcohol! [ 08-07-2003: Message edited by: Holden ]
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ROUGHAGE!!!!!!!
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(and billing you for it) since 2001
Hope you feel better, Parce. That's the sort of thing I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
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Ouchie..
but on a more serious note, that sucks man, and I have no idea what would cause such a thing, but a doctor might.
I'd suggest having an affair with a cute one, and asking her one night as you two are cuddling in the warm afterglow.
No, Really. Bite me.
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How.... Burger.... uughhhhhh:
I'd suggest having an affair with a cute one, and asking her one night as you two are cuddling in the warm afterglow.
My day was GOING to be made better by a bottle of Johnnie Blue, but it turns out they haven't sold a bottle in so long, they didn't bother restocking the shit!
