Take some time to suggest fun-filled activities for me to do. Drinks to make, or games (that are out) to check out and possibly buy, you know the like.

I'm just bored and depressed, so I need something to take my mind of shit.

Make with the suggestions. If you want to put "masturbate", that's fine too.

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Black Mage said:
And what if we refuse!?

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Masturbate.

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Suddar, I only have eyes for you:
Masturbate.

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Fuck you

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This insanity brought to you by Black Mage:
And what if we refuse!?

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Then I will eat this kitten.

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ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
"masturbate"

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Captain Mr. Parcelan will get you high tonight:
Then I will eat this kitten.

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So I refuse.

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Everyone wondered WTF when Black Mage wrote:
No. I... You... Wh...

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Fuck you

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No, fuck you.

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Vobo had this to say about Tron:
Recommend a drink to me.

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Since you decided to give me no specifications, like an ignoramoose, I will recommend my default drink to you: The Madras.

Take 1 1/2 shots vodka, 2 shots Cranberry, 1 shot OJ, and shake with ice (use two glasses or an old jar if you lack a shaker). Pour out, and hey hey hey, there you go.

Unless you're feeling saucy, in which case you can help me eat this Kitten Smoothie.

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Vobo had this to say about Pirotess:
Recommend a drink to me.

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Is that a wise thing to say, especially after it is suggested that he masturbate?

Come rap with me.

BLOODY BULL
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
Dash of Fresh Orange Juice
4 dashes Tabasco
Dash of pepper
3 oz. Beef Broth
2 oz. Tomato Juice.

Combine all ingredients in mixing glass and roll back and forth to mix. Strain into a goblet glass over ice. Garnish with an orange peel.

Edit: Found another recipe...this one's a bit interesting to make...

BLUE BLAZER
1 1/2 oz. Hot Water
1 1/2oz. Scotch (warmed)
Splash of Fresh Lemon Juice
1/4 oz. Simple Syrup

Warm two silver vessels (with handles) with hot water. Leave 11/2oz. of hot water in one and pour the Scotch into the other. Warm Scotch and then light it. Pour the flaming Scotch into the other vessel containing the hot water. Pour the flaming liquid back and forth a few times. Have a london dock glass prepared with syrup and lemon, and pour the flaming mixture into the glass. Garnish with a twist of lemon.

[ 08-06-2003: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]

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Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
There's nothing to do, nothing to play.

Take some time to suggest fun-filled activities for me to do. Drinks to make, or games (that are out) to check out and possibly buy, you know the like.

I'm just bored and depressed, so I need something to take my mind of shit.

Make with the suggestions. If you want to put "masturbate", that's fine too.

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Write a novel. Then read it.

And I'm still bored. But me, knowing well the costs of recycling, decided to add-on to this thread instead of making a new one and having someone like BlackMage go "Hmmm...you make a lot of these threads, do you not? Initiate warp speed, Mr. LaForge."

So yeah, I'm still bored, and I give you all an open invitation to chat. Here in this thread, maybe. Perhaps in PMs. Or talk to me on AIM (except for you, Fizodeth). Or just keep suggesting things to do!

The person who solves my boredom will go home a rich man.

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Elspeth had this to say about Captain Planet:
I'm bored too Parce

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We can be bored together! Just as soon as you go get me a snack.

but I'm at work waiting for my boss to call me back...

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Peach was listening to Cher while typing:
I'm not bored...

but I'm at work waiting for my boss to call me back...

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My bosses are cool. There are just about three of them, all related as it's a family-owned business.

One of them is an angry Jewish guy who carries around two guns at all times.

The other is a gigantic freak.

And the third is an old Jewish guy who has a story for just about everything.

I just wanted to use the hammer....