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Topic: Cereal
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-31-2003 11:47:32 PM
When did breakfast become a time to shove candy down your throat? When did cereal companies just say: "Fuck it, let's just solidify sugar and lard, color it brown, and call it Choco-Donuts"?

People will talk about society and how far it's fallen, but the truly declining object of the day is breakfast, and how it became a competition to see who could make kids the fattest.

Discuss

Led
*kaboom*
posted 07-31-2003 11:49:06 PM
I like Kellogs Just Right. Breakfast is the one time I do NOT want sugar
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-31-2003 11:49:59 PM
I've often wondered what the hell is in things like Lucky Charms and stuff to make it still be a "well balanced breakfast"....

That doesn't mean I don't like Lucky Charms, but hey.. ;D
Rice Krispies (the original kind!) will always be my favorite.

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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 07-31-2003 11:56:25 PM
I don't eat breakfast.
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 07-31-2003 11:57:50 PM
quote:
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I don't eat breakfast.

Me neither, but I like to snack on Lucky Charms.

Pesco
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posted 07-31-2003 11:58:47 PM
Cereal is something to just fill my stomach. Some cereal tastes good, but really it is just there to give me a litte something.

Breakfast to me is something like Pancakes/Waffles/French Toast, Bacon/Sausage, hash browns, a good buscuit, and so on.

Sean
posted 08-01-2003 12:00:12 AM
Donuts for me, all the way.
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-01-2003 12:00:31 AM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Optimus Prime:

Breakfast to me is something like Pancakes/Waffles/French Toast, Bacon/Sausage, hash browns, a good buscuit, and so on.

Yeah. Cereal doesn't really fill you up.

Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 08-01-2003 12:02:17 AM
I eat Rasin Bran as a random snack.
Addy
posted 08-01-2003 12:04:39 AM
Mmmm, Corn Chex.
Peter
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 12:14:17 AM
I take my cereal in the liquid form

Ehh, I have never been a big fan of breakfast, Not that I don't mind havening waffles/pancakes/French Toast and links from time to time. Just I can usally stand to skip it, or find it easier to raid leftovers. To add, My old man was raised on a farm, Breakfast in my house can be bigger than supper at times, and I generlly don't like eating much in the morning.

[ 08-01-2003: Message edited by: Peter ]

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-01-2003 12:15:06 AM
gimme a bowl of plain shredded wheat and I'm just as happy as a bowl of Honeycomb.


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Korvus
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 12:17:00 AM
quote:
Savannah / Emily was naked while typing this:
I've often wondered what the hell is in things like Lucky Charms and stuff to make it still be a "well balanced breakfast"....


If you listen and look closely, it's "Part of a balanced breakfast!!" And the other parts are like an apple, a banana, and all this other stuff. You could have an ice cream bar be part of a balanced breakfast using their wording. It's all a bunch of BS.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-01-2003 12:17:21 AM
Apple cinnamon oatmeal.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-01-2003 12:19:25 AM
I usually eat Corn Pops or Special K
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-01-2003 12:19:39 AM
until you've had a bowl of vector, you haven't had breakfast. that stuff is GOD!
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-01-2003 12:26:59 AM
Cracklin' Oat Bran is good. Just don't eat too much, or you'll pay for it later.

Grape Nuts is good, but I have to add sugar. I love Grape Nuts.

Or, best of all, get some of that Banana Nut Granola cereal, and use some good chocolate milk. Not what I would call healthy, but gods is it good.

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LeMiere
posted 08-01-2003 12:35:14 AM
Raisin Squares, Rice Krispies, Lucky Charms, and Cap'n Crunch were pretty much my favorites.

But I don't really eat breakfast. So yeah.

Maradon!
posted 08-01-2003 12:45:21 AM
Kix my friends. simply Kix.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-01-2003 12:55:37 AM
i love Raisin Bran... and there's another my mom used to get that had strawberries in it... didn't taste like real strawberries but still sooo good.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 08-01-2003 12:58:27 AM
Raisin Nut Bran is great, too bad they only serve the sugary stuff at college...though they're good if I just want to snag something relatively quick before morning classes.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-01-2003 01:02:37 AM
I read today's Something Awful update, too.
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Lokii
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 01:09:13 AM
I love sugary cereal of all sorts, really, but especially Cinnamon Toast Crunch. In fact, that's pretty much all I eat.

Oo, plain old Captain Crunch with half and half on it is really good, too.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 01:12:33 AM
I love all kinds of cereal, from Cookie Crisp to Corn Flakes. I eat it, like, two or three times a day.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-01-2003 01:14:08 AM
I've developed a taste for Cinnamon Krunchers. It's like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but better.

My old standby will always be Kix.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-01-2003 01:16:14 AM
I eat breakfast like it was meant to be - large and artery choking. Sausage, bacon, ham, pancakes, blintzes, eggs, hashbrowns, and cream-of-wheat type cereal.

Small dinner, of course.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 01:25:02 AM
I'm a sucker for these things called Ohs. They come in a small yellow box and have some Quaker on them. God, they're delicious.
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Elvish Crack Piper
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posted 08-01-2003 01:37:18 AM
Chex2Win

Unless its rice. Eww

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-01-2003 01:45:23 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe was naked while typing this:
I'm a sucker for these things called Ohs. They come in a small yellow box and have some Quaker on them. God, they're delicious.

I've had those, they're good.

I usually eat 3 bowls a day of Rice Krispies. I cereal.

On a more general note, I love trying new foods. :/ (I'm weird like that - I need a hobby, guys. ;D)

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Suddar
posted 08-01-2003 01:46:14 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Elvish Crack Piper wrote:
Chex2Win

Unless its rice. Eww


Rice chex is the best kind, you heathen.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-01-2003 01:49:52 AM
Wheat for life you scurvy ladden dog
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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 08-01-2003 01:54:05 AM
Only breakfast food I eat is grapenuts.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-01-2003 02:48:47 AM
What's a Blintz suddar?
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Addy
posted 08-01-2003 02:54:36 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper was listening to Cher while typing:
Wheat for life you scurvy ladden dog

Corn, dammit.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-01-2003 02:55:41 AM
I origanally said non-rice, Corn is good, I just like wheat more
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-01-2003 03:24:35 AM
quote:
OtakuPenguin stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
What's a Blintz?

A blintz is kind of like a turnover pastry. Thin pancake, filled usually with ricotta/cottage cheese/cream cheese, and either baked or deep fried.

Very traditional Jewish food.

Oh shi...
what
posted 08-01-2003 06:42:53 AM
I have a protien bar for breakfast
nem-x
posted 08-01-2003 06:55:37 AM
No one has mentioned Fruity Pebbles. You all shall be smited.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-01-2003 07:06:31 AM
I love most types of cereal. But I never really eat the triple-suger caffinee-filled ones. Special K with Strawberrys is by far my favorite.

Some mornings I'll just have a glass of milk and a fruit/granola bar. (Like right now.)



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Oh shi...
what
posted 08-01-2003 07:20:10 AM
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