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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-31-2003 05:39:17 AM
If you were a cartoon character. Not anime, Hentai, or anything, just average saturday morning cartoon characters. What cartoon would you like to be on, and who would you fuck?
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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-31-2003 05:42:16 AM
I'd be Woody Woodpecker, and I'd tax April O'Neil's ass until her arist felt it.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-31-2003 05:42:43 AM
Me on : Invader Zim...

Who I would fuck : Debbie from Sealab 2021

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-31-2003 05:45:08 AM
I wanna be on Freakazoid and I wanna make love to Wilma Flintstone. Notice I say make love, for Wilma is someone you simply do not fuck.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 07-31-2003 05:48:43 AM
I'd be on Samurai Jack. I choose not to boink cartoon characters. Yes, I said boink.
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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-31-2003 05:49:28 AM
I would have to go with Dexter and I would tap the 3 chicks from totaly spys for comical value.
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-31-2003 05:50:02 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I wanna be on Freakazoid and I wanna make love to Wilma Flintstone. Notice I say make love, for Wilma is someone you simply do not fuck.

In the land of cartoon moms Mother from the Brak Show is queen!

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-31-2003 05:51:01 AM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'd be on Samurai Jack. I choose not to boink cartoon characters. Yes, I said boink.

If not answering the entire question, do not answer half of it, jackass.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-31-2003 05:51:19 AM
quote:
This one time, at Alek Saege camp:
In the land of cartoon moms Mother from the Brak Show is queen!

Sorry, as hot as Brak's mom is you just can't beat Wilma's sexy, sexy legs.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-31-2003 05:53:55 AM
Scooby doo, and I'd tap Velma, of course.
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-31-2003 05:55:00 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Sorry, as hot as Brak's mom is you just can't beat Wilma's sexy, sexy legs.

You got it all wrong dawg. Brak's mom has those sweet feline features you just don't have with cave women. Plus you know she's not loose, I mean look at Dad he's small. In contrast, Wilma gets banged by meaty Fred Flintstone, making love to her would be like tossing a hot dog in a hallway.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-31-2003 05:55:31 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about Knight Rider:
Scooby doo, and I'd tap Velma, of course.

Right on.

Everyone knows Daphne had herpes.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-31-2003 05:56:53 AM
Harley Quinn.

No idea who I'd want to sex up.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 07-31-2003 05:57:34 AM
I would want to be in X-Men.

Just because, when I was little, I always wanted to be.

Peter Parker would probably be a pretty good guy.
Strong, Limber, Smart, Caring. All round good guy, probably has great stamina too.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 07-31-2003 05:57:52 AM
Uhm...

well I know I'd screw batman (think from the animated adventures WB puts out)


i would probaly be catwoman from the same series. Sexy and agile!

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-31-2003 06:02:09 AM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I would want to be in X-Men.

Just because, when I was little, I always wanted to be.

Peter Parker would probably be a pretty good guy.
Strong, Limber, Smart, Caring. All round good guy, probably has great stamina too.

AGREED. Being a mutant is inherently cool.

And I know who I'd want to boink now! Bunny Rabbot! From Sonic the Hedgehog! The bunny with the robot arms! I had SUCH a crush on her as a kid! Even if just to indulge my kiddie fantasies...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-31-2003 06:02:52 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Nicole wrote:
And I know who I'd want to boink now! Bunny Rabbot! From Sonic the Hedgehog! The bunny with the robot arms! I had SUCH a crush on her as a kid! Even if just to indulge my kiddie fantasies...

OMG furry lover.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Addy
posted 07-31-2003 06:06:41 AM
Gonna have to go with Lash as well and choose a mutant: Jean Grey here~

I'd have to choose Batman, I think :x

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Oh shi...
what
posted 07-31-2003 06:15:53 AM
All 3 powerpuff girls...at the same time. I always wanted to know how they got the adjective 'powerpuff'
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-31-2003 06:28:11 AM
This thread is a whole new level of wrongness. Squared.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-31-2003 07:26:06 AM
quote:
Black Mage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
This thread is a whole new level of wrongness. Squared.

Thats why its funny.

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 07-31-2003 07:36:40 AM
SpongeBob Square Pants. I would so make Plankton my bitch.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-31-2003 07:59:08 AM
I interpret the question a bit differently from most of the responses so far...

1st choice:
:: Show: X-men
:: Character: new appearing male (powers: distort reality)
:: Primary Objective: Rogue
:: Secondary Objectives: Mistique, Jean Grey

2nd choice:
:: Show: Rurouni Kenshin
:: Character: Kenshin Himura or new male
:: Objectives: Megumi, Kaoru

3rd choice:
:: Show: Jackie Chan
:: Character: Jackie or new male martial artist
:: Primary Objective: Viper

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-31-2003 11:18:29 AM
1. Some guy in Batman: The animated series.

2. Harley Quinn. Rar!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-31-2003 11:22:21 AM
I'd be gambit, i'd fuck storm, just to see the weather pattern change.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-31-2003 11:42:33 AM
quote:
Tarquinn really knows where their towel is...
1. Some guy in Batman: The animated series.

2. Harley Quinn. Rar!

I forgot about her!

Replace my third choice with this:
Show: Batman (animated series on WB)
Character: new unmutated villain (Riddler or Clock King concept)
Objectives: Harley Quinn, Catwoman

I'll keep my first two joices intact, and bump Chan to #4.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 07-31-2003 11:46:39 AM
quote:
Tarquinn got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
1. Some guy in Batman: The animated series.

Joker, maybe?

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-31-2003 11:54:15 AM
No, I would be Rokej, his kinda-not-so-evil twin.

*Whacks Zephyer wih a cream pie ...and a hammer.*

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 07-31-2003 11:55:38 AM
Always wanted to be Gambit when I was little. Dunno about who I'd screw, probably Jubilee.
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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-31-2003 02:06:19 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Tron:
Always wanted to be Gambit when I was little. Dunno about who I'd screw, probably Jubilee.

The disturbingly happy 13 year old from Xmen?
Or the Hot in a Jailbait kinda way 18 year old from WeaponX?
OR
The Worn down, tired older sister type from X Force?

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 07-31-2003 02:19:53 PM
I'd be Kitty Pryde.

I'd do Colossus. Already have my foot in the door, too!

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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 07-31-2003 08:28:34 PM
Show: G.I. Joe
character: Duke
Who to tap: Lady Jaye
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Elspeth
Pancake
posted 07-31-2003 09:55:25 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about John Romero:
I'd be Kitty Pryde.


Yes!


So you want to start a revolution. Well, you know...
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-31-2003 10:51:25 PM
Id b gambit, dunno about wanting to screw a cartoon thouhg:/
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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nem-x
posted 08-01-2003 05:39:52 AM
Wolverine. Always wanted adamantium claws coming out of my hands.

and

She had to have been in at least one of those damn X-Men cartoons.

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Ace in the Spade
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 05:55:32 AM
Puck from Gargoyles, mostly because he just always had one hell of a fun time. And Id have to say that Id do and the Red Haired Chick from Battlechasers. And if not then Harley Quin Im thinking
Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.
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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 10:10:35 AM
Myself.

I would be on Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers.

I would be Chip and Dale's dirty uncle, Lech.

I would make Gadget dance for me, while I spank my chipmonkey.

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-01-2003 02:32:33 PM
Who: Clayface from Batman.

Do: Mystique from X-Men: Evolution.

Oh, the fun that can be had when both people are high-level shapeshifters.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-01-2003 02:36:53 PM
Who: Tigra from the Avenger's Cartoon or Fox from Gargoyles

Lucky Beau: Nightcrawler from X-Men: Evolution ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 08-01-2003 03:00:27 PM
wolverine from x-men

Harley Quinn from batman!

RAH!

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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