Evil Dead 2. While Bruce Campbell is just so sweet, this movie had some serious flaws in it. Remember that scene where Ash is being chased around his house by that evil spirit dude? If you look closely, you can see people sitting above the set in some rafters. You can also see a pair of shoes poking up from under one of the walls. And the entire thing was kindof cheesy. But these things, of course, only made the movie so much better.
Jeepers Creepers. If you haven't seen this movie, boy you're missing out! Missing out on 10 minutes of talking, 10 minutes of scary stuff, 5 minutes of hilarity, and the rest of the movie, which is pure suck. Bring a group of your friends. Excellent mockers and sarcastic friends preferred for maximum enjoyment.
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist. Some people loved this movie. Some people condemned this movie to the ninth level of hell. Myself, I'm pretty sure the only reason I enjoyed this movie so, is because I saw it with a group of friends who were into this type of humor. Most of the jokes were cliche and lame and really, really stupid, but I found myself nearly doubled over in laughter many times throughout this movie.
Add your own.
Despite how dumb it is, I've always liked Transformers: The Movie. Maybe it's all the discontinuity. "Hey, aren't the Insecticons supposed to be dead?"
Freejack. It was on Encore like six times today 0.o I really like how the future depicted in the movie is low-tech... right up until the director remembered, "Oh fuck, this is supposed to be the future!" and added a fleet of aerodynamic hovercars.
The sword choreography in Dragonheart was a few years ahead of its time. Look closely at the way Bowen fights, and you can see elements of a Japanese sword style called Iajitsu. It was almost a decent movie, but hearing Sean Connery say, "YIKES!" really killed it for me.
Independence Day. I dunno. When the characters weren't spouting one-liners or jazzing up the audience, it was a pretty good depiction of how an alien invasion in the real world might happen. Besides, Will Smith was awesome in this movie. "Oh, you did not shoot that green shit at me!"
EDIT: I've got better things to do tonight than typo! [ 07-28-2003: Message edited by: Sentow, Maybe ]
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
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Independence Day. I dunno. When the characters weren't spouting one-liners or jazzing up the audience, it was a pretty good depiction of how an alien invasion in the real world might happen. Besides, Will Smith was awesome in this movie. "Oh, you did not shoot that green shit at me!"
You've got to be kidding? Aliens travel who-knows-how-many light years to Earth. . .and their weapons suck so bad they have to hover 50' over anything they need to kill? Not to mention that at one point they say the mothership is a quarter the mass of the moon. . .meaning tidal forces would wreak total havoc on it and the planet should it attempt such a close orbit. Gravity, you know.
Sorry, but there wasn't a damned thing even remotely realistic about that movie. [ 07-28-2003: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Bloodsage who doth quote:
Sorry, but there wasn't a damned thing even remotely realistic about that movie.
Now "Signs" on the other hand...
heh 
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Ferret had this to say about John Romero:
Dude! Where's My Car?
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So there I was, in the middle of a conversation, with would you believe, Lucy Liu when all of a sudden Cool Hand Luke comes out of nowhere and babbles this!;
Big Trouble in Little China.
That movie was so awesome.
"It take a DYSFUNCTIONAL mothafucka ta bust somebody in da head like dat. Dat's some DYSFUNCTIONAL SHIT!"
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Azymyth impressed everyone with:
The Killer Tomatoes Eat France!
wait....they bothered with france?
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Cysa Da Merc thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
wait....they bothered with france?
Yep. This was one of sillier movies... sorta a live action movie based off the animated series.
Zoltan! FT!
and... assuming it allows offsite linking...
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Bloodsage's fortune cookie read:
You've got to be kidding? Aliens travel who-knows-how-many light years to Earth. . .and their weapons suck so bad they have to hover 50' over anything they need to kill? Not to mention that at one point they say the mothership is a quarter the mass of the moon. . .meaning tidal forces would wreak total havoc on it and the planet should it attempt such a close orbit. Gravity, you know.Sorry, but there wasn't a damned thing even remotely realistic about that movie.
Okay, let me rephrase that. It was a good depiction of how the world in general might react to alien invasion.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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^Moogle-plush-doll^ stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Forbidden planet!
The movie that was the subject of the previous Saturday's MST3K?
That was funny and sad at the same time.
Ozius
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Mog had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Plan 9 from outer space- Byfar the cheesiest mve ever amde,
That movie ruled!
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How.... Ozimander.... uughhhhhh:
That movie that had Sean Connery in space.That was funny and sad at the same time.
Ozius
Outland?
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The propaganda machine of Black Mage's junta released this statement:
Evil Dead 2. While Bruce Campbell is just so sweet, this movie had some serious flaws in it. Remember that scene where Ash is being chased around his house by that evil spirit dude? If you look closely, you can see people sitting above the set in some rafters. You can also see a pair of shoes poking up from under one of the walls. And the entire thing was kindof cheesy. But these things, of course, only made the movie so much better.
Evil Dead 2 was pure comedic genius. As for my choice, I'd have to go with The Big Hit, if only for "Taste the Golden Spray."
People who've seen it know what I mean. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Did ANYONE understand this movie? 
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Savannah / Emily's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Trainspotting.
Did ANYONE understand this movie?
the director and his side kick, thats about it.
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Ozimander had this to say about (_|_):
That movie that had Sean Connery in space.That was funny and sad at the same time.
Ozius
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Karnaj wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Evil Dead 2 was pure comedic genius. As for my choice, I'd have to go with The Big Hit, if only for "Taste the Golden Spray."People who've seen it know what I mean.
Yeah "Taste the Golden Spray" was hilarious, so was Mark Wahlberg going on about dolphins and shit to a dying Lou Diamond Phillips.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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ACES! Another post by JooJooFlop:
The movie that was the subject of the previous Saturday's MST3K?
That was Phantom Planet.
And The Big Hit was pretty damned funny. My personal favorite of the cheesy movies is Troll.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Addy tried to impress everyone with:
Crash. The movie was about sex and cars. That's it. The entire plot consisted of the main characters become attracted to the image of a car accident - hence, they begin staging famous accidents. All in the meanwhile, they toss in sex, and some more sex. And after a car accident, they have sex. It was very interesting, to say the least.
That was a seriously fucked up movie.
Master of Disguise
Rat Race
I like stupid humour.... Sometimes.
Rat Race was actually funny without being retarded funny. Laughed my ass off at that movie.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Snatch, great movie, but confusing as fucking hell the first time I saw it. Something about a diamond heist, jewish gastas, Brad Pitt as some whacky irish gypsy who can really swing a mean punch, and a staged boxing match.
Dead Alive, definately. Grossssss... but damn it was funny
Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Pumpkinhead, the later Halloween movies, Return of the Living Dead pt3 with the spiky girl and the mexican thug with the Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong neck.
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Cinnistyr had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Snatch, great movie, but confusing as fucking hell the first time I saw it. Something about a diamond heist, jewish gastas, Brad Pitt as some whacky irish gypsy who can really swing a mean punch, and a staged boxing match.
Dumbass.
