I drive defensively to a fault.
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From the book of Zair, chapter 3, verse 16:
Grats, though I reckon I am a worse driver.I drive defensively to a fault.
My problem is that I have poor peripheral vision. Its good enough that I can pass the exam, but poor enough to cause me trouble. On top of that I hate speed... yes, I am a wuss.
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Alek Saege probably says this to all the girls:
[QBI am not legally able to drive in many places, beware![/QB]
k...
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Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
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I meant "now" instead of "not" .
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Addy had this to say about Duck Tales:
Study, for a driving test? /boggle I thought it was all common sense.
Yeah, I thought so too, but first I had to pass the national one and they ask some really funky questions. I.E. - Parking in front of a bus stop is entailed by a fine of _______ USD. I responded 100, but it is in fact 500 or so I was told later.
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Alek Saege wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I meant "now" instead of "not" .
Perhaps your consciense was trying to warn us.
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Perhaps your consciense was trying to warn us.
Yeah, I really don't feel fit to drive alone so I'm trying to always have someone with me when I go out.
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Alek Saege had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Yeah, I thought so too, but first I had to pass the national one and they ask some really funky questions. I.E. - Parking in front of a bus stop is entailed by a fine of _______ USD. I responded 100, but it is in fact 500 or so I was told later.
They ask about fines? Wtf.
nnioR~
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Addy had this to say about Punky Brewster:
They ask about fines? Wtf.
Hey, they even asked me about motorcycle restrictions .
quote:It's only a freudian slip if it has something to do with sex. You must have a very unusual definition for the word 'not'. Either that or you're a professional rapist. Or maybe both.
Time Dissected really knows where their towel is...
New driver + Freudian Slip = Hold Me, I'm Frightened.nnioR~