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Topic: After 1 hour of studying...
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-27-2003 02:54:41 AM
...I took the test and got my international driver's licence. I am not legally able to drive in many places, beware! I still can't believe I got it, I'm like the shittiest driver ever. You know those old ladies that everyone hates 'cuz they go so friggin' slow, well they hate me 'cuz I go slowER! That is all.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Zair
The Imp
posted 07-27-2003 03:00:30 AM
Grats, though I reckon I am a worse driver.

I drive defensively to a fault.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-27-2003 03:05:27 AM
quote:
From the book of Zair, chapter 3, verse 16:
Grats, though I reckon I am a worse driver.

I drive defensively to a fault.


My problem is that I have poor peripheral vision. Its good enough that I can pass the exam, but poor enough to cause me trouble. On top of that I hate speed... yes, I am a wuss.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 07-27-2003 03:09:35 AM
quote:
Alek Saege probably says this to all the girls:
[QBI am not legally able to drive in many places, beware![/QB]

k...

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-27-2003 03:13:23 AM
quote:
Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
k...

I meant "now" instead of "not" .

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Addy
posted 07-27-2003 03:14:04 AM
Study, for a driving test? /boggle I thought it was all common sense.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-27-2003 03:16:26 AM
quote:
Addy had this to say about Duck Tales:
Study, for a driving test? /boggle I thought it was all common sense.

Yeah, I thought so too, but first I had to pass the national one and they ask some really funky questions. I.E. - Parking in front of a bus stop is entailed by a fine of _______ USD. I responded 100, but it is in fact 500 or so I was told later.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-27-2003 03:18:00 AM
quote:
Alek Saege wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I meant "now" instead of "not" .

Perhaps your consciense was trying to warn us.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-27-2003 03:20:28 AM
quote:
From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Perhaps your consciense was trying to warn us.

Yeah, I really don't feel fit to drive alone so I'm trying to always have someone with me when I go out.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Addy
posted 07-27-2003 03:22:45 AM
quote:
Alek Saege had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Yeah, I thought so too, but first I had to pass the national one and they ask some really funky questions. I.E. - Parking in front of a bus stop is entailed by a fine of _______ USD. I responded 100, but it is in fact 500 or so I was told later.

They ask about fines? Wtf.

Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-27-2003 03:28:01 AM
New driver + Freudian Slip = Hold Me, I'm Frightened.

nnioR~

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It's no great loss.
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-27-2003 03:28:49 AM
quote:
Addy had this to say about Punky Brewster:
They ask about fines? Wtf.

Hey, they even asked me about motorcycle restrictions .

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Ace in the Spade
Pancake
posted 07-27-2003 03:31:24 AM
Don't feel too bad, I've seen Zair drive, and if you can pass any driving test let alone the international one, he's got nothing on you =). But driving tests seem a bit odd to me too. Didn't know about the fine questions but I had a few weird response when I got my permit. "You ar stopped at a light and then the light turns green, what do you do? I put check to make sure the intersection is clear and then go, but sadly no, the DMV lady told me that you go IMMEDIATELY after it hits green, regardless of whats in the intersection. I just figured that Destruction Derby was a favored past time in my local intersections...
Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 07-27-2003 06:14:31 AM
In Canada, they ask questions about provincial insurance, and what not.
The World is Yours
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-27-2003 01:01:43 PM
quote:
Time Dissected really knows where their towel is...
New driver + Freudian Slip = Hold Me, I'm Frightened.

nnioR~


It's only a freudian slip if it has something to do with sex. You must have a very unusual definition for the word 'not'. Either that or you're a professional rapist. Or maybe both.
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