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Topic: Without a doubt, the most useless invention ever.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-26-2003 03:51:53 AM
http://www.turdtwister.com/

Is there such a demand for bat-signal shaped shit?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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nem-x
posted 07-26-2003 03:55:26 AM
Would that work?
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-26-2003 03:56:07 AM
Who wants to test?


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 07-26-2003 03:56:44 AM
I want gingerbread terds. Just imagine the pranks you could pull with those.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-26-2003 04:21:25 AM
Troubleshooting:

Problem:
"The device flew out of my ass while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"

Probable cause and solution:
- You may have too much or improper lubrication. Remove the device and wipe it down with a dish towel. If lubrication is desired, we recommend saliva only.
- Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual.
- Your sphincter may have abnormally expanded. Immediately discontinue use and consult a physician.

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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-26-2003 04:23:23 AM
^^^^^

I laugh... haha

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Cinnistyr
Pancake
posted 07-26-2003 05:14:56 PM

wierd...
mundo extremo

now if we actually pooped playdough we should be fine...

*twitch*

you find the wierdest stuff

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-26-2003 08:44:18 PM
Useless inventions? USELESS INVENTIONS?!?

I nominate the russian cat-holder!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 07-26-2003 09:08:38 PM
Cryllic always makes me go omg wtf is that
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