Get it out, plz . . . 
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
Get a playstation controller.
Catch it (they don't actually bite people very often, and chances are the thing will be fucking petrified of you and will try to fly away) with a tupperware container or something, and let it outside.Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."
Id keep it, but I wouldnt know how to feed a bat, or tame it. And it might want to go home, so just let it out. Like I said, its only a bat
It's not something people hear about.
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
At least the blood-sucking ones are.
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Sean had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Tennis racket.
I bet they'd explode if you liberally applied some birdshot to them.
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Tegadil spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Let it nest in your hair.
WHAT?!?!?!?
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
Be careful, the bat may be in there for a REASON... 
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Arrenn Lightblade got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Bats kick ass. Don't hurt it, it is probably just a fruit bat or something. Did you try opening a window and putting some fruit slices outside or something? It's worth trying, anyways.
Says the guy with the "BATS spelled backwards is STAB" sig .
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We were all impressed when Nicole wrote:
NSFW in any degree.Be careful, the bat may be in there for a REASON...
I bet you'd explode if I liberally applied some birdshot to you.
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Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about Tron:
I used to get bats in my old house all the time.
Thats what my dad does, bats aren't bad it fun to watch them fly around and look for food. Although one time my dad did impale one on a ski pole as it was flying, that was pretty cool though.
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OtakuPenguin spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Huh?
Bird + Rice = *Bird sees rice, goes, "omfg rice", eats it* = KABOOM!@*#$
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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."
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OtakuPenguin had this to say about Captain Planet:
Huh?
Birds can't burp.
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Sean had this to say about Knight Rider:
Tennis racket.
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Veruca Salt Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Not sure what to tell you about the bat. But there was a cockroachin my shower.UgggghhhYAY.*shudder*
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Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
Is there a gas leak in your house, Alek?
No dude... we have a pet rooster and my dog chased it in my bathroom, my parents closed the door to my bathroom without knowing it and so right now I opened it up and the cock just burst out of the room.
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
Is there a gas leak in your house, Alek?
Oh yeah, and you're a douche bag .
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
So...what, have you been eating rubber cement?
Guns don't kill people, mario van peebles!
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Alek Saege Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Guns don't kill people, mario van peebles!
Parents have been beating and starving you again?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
Parents have been beating and starving you again?
I think so Parce, but if they called them sad meals the kids wouldn't buy them.
Poor thing is more afraid of you than you are of it.
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Bill obviously shouldn't have said:
Actually that's not true.
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Uncooked, milled rice is no more harmful to birds than rice in the field, Cheesman said. The Curator of Ornithology at the University of California at Berkeley agrees.
From what I understand, it's stuff like Minute Rice that's the problem. It expands in their stomachs faster than their bodies can process it, and it hurts them.
Personally, I like to throw coconuts at weddings. They make for a much more interesting effect.
