[ 07-16-2003: Message edited by: Kennatsu ]
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We were all impressed when Kennatsu wrote:
I can't answer this question as I haven't had it yet. So, how do you think you could last?
Till I dropped dead with a huge grin on my face.
The first time she came to visit we didn't leave our room for 4 days [ 07-16-2003: Message edited by: Azizza ]
Damn condoms are expensive. And we went through about 35 of the damn things.
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Absolut Blindy attempted to be funny by writing:
how many times in a row, or how many hours without leaving the bed. I think it's pretty impossible to just keep goinging without some downtime between, at least a few minutes.
Downtime applies to men. I don't think women have any downtime...
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Xyrra said:
I think we'd be quite evenly matched
*blink* really? I'm married to a nympho. When was this ever gonna be brought up to me directly. I'd have sprung for more lube. =p
Knowing my luck I'd die in the middle and be left with a terminal hard-on. At that point it's just a question of how long till I started to mold/rot/decay.
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Cool Hand Luke obviously shouldn't have said:
Thirty seconds. Maybe a minute if she wants foreplay.
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Azizza stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Never married one but I did date one.The first time she came to visit we didn't leave our room for 4 days
Damn condoms are expensive. And we went through about 35 of the damn things.
Making balloon animals doesn't count
And I think we'd be pretty evenly matched.
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A sleep deprived Jajahotep stammered:
Making balloon animals doesn't countAnd I think we'd be pretty evenly matched.
Anything you wanna tell Deth so that his head explodes?
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Random Insanity Generator's account was hax0red to write:
Anything you wanna tell Deth so that his head explodes?
Well.. it is my goal in life you know..
Right?
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Vorago spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Find me an attractive nympho and I'll let you know
Mortious points to Lashanna.
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Suddar had this to say about John Romero:
I dunno...there are other things in life worth enjoying.Right?
Booze, food, literature...all of them go hand-in-hand with sex.
And that was pretty classless, Mort.
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Jajahotep Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Well.. it is my goal in life you know..
Good, good. You've learned well.
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Mortious had this to say about (_|_):
Mortious points to Lashanna.
swivles Mort so he points to Cass
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say:
And that was pretty classless, Mort.
It would be, if she hadn't stated it about herself many times in mIRC.
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Mortious had this to say about Duck Tales:
It would be, if she hadn't stated it about herself many times in mIRC.
No, whatever she said, it's still pretty classless.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
No, whatever she said, it's still pretty classless.
So says the Orc with a penis for a title....
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Random Insanity Generator probably says this to all the girls:
So says the Orc with a penis for a title....
I guess this would be clever and original in your mind. Oh well.
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Random Insanity Generator stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
swivles Mort so he points to Cass
Mortious screams.
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Suddar impressed everyone with:
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
You can see that the road that they walk on is paved in gold. [ 07-16-2003: Message edited by: Koosh Man ]
Indeed, indeed.
Dammit, now I need to go find that song somewhere.
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This is what Koosh Man is doing. This is what I want Koosh Man to do :
Won't make it home but they really don't care
They wanted the highway, they're happier there todayDammit, now I need to go find that song somewhere.
I have the mp3.
Thanks though.
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Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
I guess this would be clever and original in your mind. Oh well.
I just found it highly sarcastic, Penis-boy.