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Topic: If you married a nymphomaniac how long do you think you'd last?
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 07-16-2003 02:15:58 PM
I can't answer this question as I haven't had it yet. So, how do you think you could last?

[ 07-16-2003: Message edited by: Kennatsu ]

Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 07-16-2003 02:17:25 PM
With a crash cart next to the bed...until the battery in it died.
Chugga
Pancake
posted 07-16-2003 02:18:11 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Kennatsu wrote:
I can't answer this question as I haven't had it yet. So, how do you think you could last?

Till I dropped dead with a huge grin on my face.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-16-2003 02:18:52 PM
I think we'd be quite evenly matched
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-16-2003 02:19:38 PM
As long as I have to.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-16-2003 02:20:49 PM
how many times in a row, or how many hours without leaving the bed. I think it's pretty impossible to just keep goinging without some downtime between, at least a few minutes.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 07-16-2003 02:21:46 PM
Never married one but I did date one.

The first time she came to visit we didn't leave our room for 4 days
Damn condoms are expensive. And we went through about 35 of the damn things.

[ 07-16-2003: Message edited by: Azizza ]

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 07-16-2003 02:22:24 PM
quote:
Absolut Blindy attempted to be funny by writing:
how many times in a row, or how many hours without leaving the bed. I think it's pretty impossible to just keep goinging without some downtime between, at least a few minutes.

Downtime applies to men. I don't think women have any downtime...

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-16-2003 02:24:45 PM
Women have downtime. Especially when ya get to the oversensitive point.
Cinnistyr
Pancake
posted 07-16-2003 02:26:44 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Xyrra said:
I think we'd be quite evenly matched

*blink* really? I'm married to a nympho. When was this ever gonna be brought up to me directly. I'd have sprung for more lube. =p

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-16-2003 02:50:02 PM
Until I wasted away.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-16-2003 03:17:18 PM
Thirty seconds. Maybe a minute if she wants foreplay.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-16-2003 03:40:30 PM
I don't think it'd be a problem.

Knowing my luck I'd die in the middle and be left with a terminal hard-on. At that point it's just a question of how long till I started to mold/rot/decay.

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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-16-2003 05:23:49 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke obviously shouldn't have said:
Thirty seconds. Maybe a minute if she wants foreplay.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 07-16-2003 05:33:49 PM
Depends on the night....
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 07-16-2003 05:50:50 PM
quote:
Azizza stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Never married one but I did date one.

The first time she came to visit we didn't leave our room for 4 days
Damn condoms are expensive. And we went through about 35 of the damn things.


Making balloon animals doesn't count

And I think we'd be pretty evenly matched.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-16-2003 06:25:48 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Jajahotep stammered:
Making balloon animals doesn't count

And I think we'd be pretty evenly matched.


Anything you wanna tell Deth so that his head explodes?

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 07-16-2003 06:32:19 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator's account was hax0red to write:
Anything you wanna tell Deth so that his head explodes?

Well.. it is my goal in life you know..

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-16-2003 06:41:12 PM
Suddar
posted 07-16-2003 06:42:37 PM
I dunno...there are other things in life worth enjoying.

Right?

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-16-2003 06:44:01 PM
quote:
Vorago spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Find me an attractive nympho and I'll let you know

Mortious points to Lashanna.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-16-2003 06:45:01 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about John Romero:
I dunno...there are other things in life worth enjoying.

Right?


Booze, food, literature...all of them go hand-in-hand with sex.

And that was pretty classless, Mort.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-16-2003 06:45:14 PM
quote:
Jajahotep Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Well.. it is my goal in life you know..

Good, good. You've learned well.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-16-2003 06:45:59 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about (_|_):
Mortious points to Lashanna.

swivles Mort so he points to Cass

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-16-2003 06:46:34 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say:
And that was pretty classless, Mort.

It would be, if she hadn't stated it about herself many times in mIRC.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-16-2003 06:47:46 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Duck Tales:
It would be, if she hadn't stated it about herself many times in mIRC.

No, whatever she said, it's still pretty classless.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-16-2003 06:48:47 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
No, whatever she said, it's still pretty classless.

So says the Orc with a penis for a title....

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 07-16-2003 06:49:43 PM
I don't know, but I have a feeling I would get kinda bored with it after a few days.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-16-2003 06:50:14 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator probably says this to all the girls:
So says the Orc with a penis for a title....

I guess this would be clever and original in your mind. Oh well.

Suddar
posted 07-16-2003 06:51:30 PM
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-16-2003 06:52:24 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
swivles Mort so he points to Cass

Mortious screams.

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 07-16-2003 06:55:26 PM
quote:
Suddar impressed everyone with:
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

You can see that the road that they walk on is paved in gold.

[ 07-16-2003: Message edited by: Koosh Man ]

Suddar
posted 07-16-2003 06:58:18 PM
It's always summer...they'll never get cold.

Indeed, indeed.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-16-2003 07:04:22 PM
They'll never get hungry.
They'll never get old and grey.
You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere.
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 07-16-2003 07:05:31 PM
Won't make it home but they really don't care
They wanted the highway, they're happier there today

Dammit, now I need to go find that song somewhere.

Suddar
posted 07-16-2003 07:08:03 PM
My life is a musical.
Addy
posted 07-16-2003 07:08:43 PM
I wouldn't want to marry one in the first place.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-16-2003 07:17:18 PM
quote:
This is what Koosh Man is doing. This is what I want Koosh Man to do :
Won't make it home but they really don't care
They wanted the highway, they're happier there today

Dammit, now I need to go find that song somewhere.


I have the mp3.

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 07-16-2003 07:19:08 PM
No worries, I found an MP3 of it buried on my system.

Thanks though.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-16-2003 07:41:51 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
I guess this would be clever and original in your mind. Oh well.

I just found it highly sarcastic, Penis-boy.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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