Ozius [ 07-09-2003: Message edited by: Ozimander ]
I'd vote Gadani but he's a bit young 
[ 07-09-2003: Message edited by: Zephyer Kyuukaze ]
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Kegwen obviously shouldn't have said:
I'd vote Gadani but he's a bit young
And you're Rip Van fucking Winkle?
I'm as straight as Snoota combined with some more Snoota.
Ozius
The gay is running wild in here!
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
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Black Mage had this to say about Knight Rider:
Leave this thread as soon as you can!The gay is running wild in here!
Yea right, this is your natural habitat!
Ozius
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Liam enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
yeah I think there's a bit of gay floating in here.
There's some gay floating in your ASS! Hahahah!
I wanna die.
Ozius
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Ozimander had this to say about John Romero:
I'm as straight as Snoota combined with some more Snoota.
Snootay: I rented some mindless movies while out.
Kloie: yay
Snoota: Knockaround Guys (I love that movie! Vin Diesel) xXx(Never seen that one, but Vin Diesel AND Samuel L. Jackson) and Phone Booth.
Kloie: i'm sorry but Vin Diesel does nothing for me
Snoota: Fuck you, he's so sexy he makes me wish I were gay.
Snoota: :***(
Kloie: he is unsexy!
Snoota: NO.
Snoota: I'd so fuck him in the ass. :-(
Snoota: Wait.
Kloie: k
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Mort is a hottie.
YAES!!
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ACES! Another post by Veruca Salt:
Snootay: I rented some mindless movies while out.
Kloie: yay
Snoota: Knockaround Guys (I love that movie!Vin Diesel) xXx(Never seen that one, but
Kloie: i'm sorry but Vin Diesel does nothing for me
Snoota: Fuck you, he's so sexy he makes me wish I were gay.
Snoota: :***(
Kloie: he is unsexy!
Snoota: NO.
Snoota: I'd so fuck him in the ass. :-(
Snoota: Wait.
Kloie: k
My words speak for themselves.
Ozius
all that weaponry behind him. 
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ArchAngel probably says this to all the girls:
Who cares about Mort... I
An added bonus that comes with the Mort, but ONLY IF YOU ACT NOW! OPERATORS STANDING BY!
Ozius
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Cool Hand Luke's account was hax0red to write:
And you're Rip Van fucking Winkle?
People will scream 'pedophile!' if I listed Gadani... he's 13 and I'm 17.
No contest
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ArchAngel had this to say about Captain Planet:
Buys Mort, takes the weapons as a bonus, then puts Mort up on Ebay...
Clears up space on one of the walls.
You and your toys...
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This insanity brought to you by Elvish Crack Piper:
No contest
I disagree so hence there is a contest!
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Nobody really understood why Cool Hand Luke wrote:
I disagree so hence there is a contest!
Luke, ive never seen a picture of any ECer that comes close to being this hot. Lashanna=Goddess of the evil smiley
.Female: Tie-up between Blue Mage and Gikkay for me. Both are h0th0t in different ways. BM in a "rowr goth dom" way and Gikk in a "omg teehee snuggle luvluv snuggle slut!!" sort of way. I probably just earned myself a swift beating from both of them .
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Nobody really understood why Ozimander wrote:
Or... Lemmy...
Or even if he's a bit old for me, (*ducks her DM's wrath*) Fae is a pretty darn fine looking man.
And BlackMage told me to die if I called him cute. ;p
*thinks* Hmm... Azy's cute, uhm... Trent's a babe....
Caela's a doll... Amber's adorable....
Female wise, dear god. Hmm. Ocy is cute, so is Gikk. Aanile, Caela, and Gen are purdyful.
BUT! since I'm into the ladies, I have to go with Lyinar (big surprise, I know, but this is my shot to go into an embarrassing exposition about Lyinar).
It is a crying shame I don't have a digital video camera, because DAY-UM! She has a little saunter when she walks, even if we're in mixed company (heaven help me if she ever tries to deliberately vamp me...I'd be a lost cause). I try not to be a dog about things, but I like walking behind her because I'm a dirty-minded lech and she's got a GRRRRRREAT ASS! None of that flabby jiggle...just a graceful rocking motion...boom-ba-ba-boom-ba-ba-boom. It's a great day when she wears shorts.
She's got this really fair skin too...smoooooooth and pale. Have to say, creamy is best. Tan is nice, but smooth and creamy pale (healthy fair skin, not like...gothy death pallor) is the Best. Yes. Plus there's her hair...my hands! they gravitate! I like to touch her hair...I never liked a woman's hair (operative theory was "eh...ain't my problem" before this) but I love Lyinar's hair. Nice to just stroke, because I swear she's like a cat. Stroke her hair and she relaxes and her eyes kinda flatten out and she looks happy. Gently rub her arm and she kinda nuzzles into it a bit. I have to say...that's pretty damned sexy...completely unconscious (if she consciously wants attention she sticks her feet in my lap and gives me googly eyes and asks in a little voice "Want to rub my feet?" which she must know turns guys to putty, despite the fact she's pretty shy about some stuff in person).
I could go into how good she smells, but I hate it when guys do that (makes it sound like we go around sniffing peoples' asses).
She's great about dichotomy too. My stepmother, even when she's "relaxing" has to have her hair just so...has to be dressed just so...never burps or cracks jokes or anything. I was seeing a woman like that once and it's NO FUN WHATSOEVER. Lyinar will belch, she'll tease. She'll play and be played with. She can kick back, chug a soda, and belch with the best of them, and an hour later have herself dolled up to the nines and your eyes will be wide, jaw will be in the way of your feet, and you'll be thinking "sweet zombie jebus what did I ever do to have such a great woman with ME!? I'm a shlub!"
But I think the thing that's best about her (and something that no picture ever has or could convey) is that she puts a person at ease. Body language? Pheremones? Lyinar Mind Rays? I don't know! But I find someone comes into range of her and she charms the pants off them. She charms me constantly. And she's not being fake or manipulative, she's not being arrogant or aggressive or an obnoxious alpha female or any bullcrap like that. She's just her, and that's very very attractive.
So I think Lyinar is the sexiest. Some people around here are attractive, I will grant them that. But pictures? Nah. Beauty is just beauty. There's plenty of pretty girls and handsome guys on the boards. Sexy is all the things a picture can't convey. All the wonderful little elements that add up and make you want to hug yourself like a damned idiot when you're around them, and the fact is, knowing some of you as well as I do, I'd pick Lyinar hands down every day, even if we weren't a couple, even if I still lived hundreds of miles away. She is just that. damned. sexy.
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How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
Okay, assuming I was into dudes...Mort. Definitely.BUT! since I'm into the ladies, I have to go with Lyinar
You could have stopped there.
I'm going to stop walking in front of you now
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
tmi tmifinding out Deth is a lech is like finding out your parents watch porn...gya ha ha...
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
I AM THE SNUGGLE SLUT OF DOOM.
Spreads the snuggles... ohhh yeahhhh.
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