- The Whore: Yes, they only RP busty, red-haired women that wear nothing and are very independent so they can cyber. The reality is it's either a horny girl (widely thought to be a myth) or a man, of indeterminable age.
- The Unique Guy: Much like those that are Emo, Goth or Pretend Hippy, they think that by wearing the clothing that defines those types of people is as clever as Dennis Miller's show in HBO when in reality it's as clever as Star Trek Erotic Fan Fiction. For example, I play an ex-drug addict who suffers from relapse, so not that much of an ex-drug addict who happens to have been in a mildly popular musical group. He spent his youth with his parents and his two siblings. His father was killed as a police officer when he was 16. He joined a gang in highschool, a larger gang when he was older, didn't really learn shit in college (public). So on, so forth. Realistic stuff. (Also, he's Fianna but the setting for the room is the World of Darkness games so I wanted to be Garou. He still has flaws). While every other character is as such:
I got an new idea for a character, he's 6'3, muscular, powerful, likes heavy metal rock and grunge but when he finds his one true love who will be in the Haven, he will be polite with her, but rude to everyone else.
WHOOPS! 50 OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE TOO THAT IDEA! I WILL USE IT ANYHOW! HAHAHAHAH! I LOVE KORN OR SOMETHING ELSE SHITTY!
- The Inconsiderate RPer: This player will leave RPing with you to go RP with someone else. Someone they find my interesting physically, usually. A considerate player would do it IC, as opposed to just stand up and leave. This player needs to be lynch my mutant Irishmen.
'S all I can think of. Add your own.
Ozius
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
We folk 'round these parts like to talk to our friends. 
Ya know what might be delicious as well? A URL.
Ozius
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Check out the big brain on Ozimander!
...or a man, of indeterminable age.
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
*rocks back and forth, grimacing*
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Ozimander spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Ah, Lyinar, you speak to moi?We folk 'round these parts like to talk to our friends.
Ya know what might be delicious as well? A URL.
Ozius
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Ozimander wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Ah, Lyinar, you speak to moi?Ya know what might be delicious as well? A URL.
Ozius
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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There was much rejoicing when Ozimander said this:
- The Whore: Yes, they only RP busty, red-haired women that wear nothing and are very independent so they can cyber. The reality is it's either a horny girl (widely thought to be a myth) or a man, of indeterminable age.
Oh, and 99% of the time, this is a guy. We used to have a girl that everyone was hot for, and it turned out it was a guy named Jade.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
- Weird Fetish Person: OK, maybe this is a phenomenon unique only to females/female characters. Or maybe it's just me. But occasionally your character gets, cough, romantically involved with another. And occasionally this ends up in the private room session. And sometimes it is only there you find out this otherwise nice and normal person is an UTTER GOD DAMN FREAK who wants you to, like, chew his penis like bubble gum. What the fuck.
- Guy From Another Room: Generally only shows up to plug this other room. Generally stays only long enough for the @'s to take notice and bannify.
- Music Guy: Interrupts RP every five minutes as his script announces he is now listening to ::[Backstreet Boys - Something Generic]::. Won't/can't shut it off. Lasts approximately two days, depending on the room patrons/@'s patience.
- The Actual, Swear to God, Real Life Woman: Identifiable because she plays a female character, but is not a big-breasted slut. Tends to get hit on anyway because she's female. Once people find out she actually is a real woman gains like FIVE BILLION POINTS OF POPULARITY RIGHT THERE. Attracts the Weird Fetish Person like a fucking MAGNET.
I need a new place to RP. And I just whipped up a new cyberpunk character, too...
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Nicole wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I need a new place to RP. And I just whipped up a new cyberpunk character, too...
I don't know, that shit sounds hilarious to me.
It's not something people hear about.
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Arrenn Lightblade said this about your mom:
Well, since we are kind of on the subject, anyone know of a decent plays to roleplay?
On .s.o.r.c.e.r.y.net there is a place where I play sometimes, #Broken_Dagger
It has some of those folks but doesn't suck royal cock like many others. Tell me if you join, we can RP someday.
Ozius
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Ozimander had this to say about Cuba:
On .s.o.r.c.e.r.y.net there is a place where I play sometimes, #Broken_Dagger
Dude, what the fuck. Some girl in there stalks me, 
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Robocop:
Dude, what the fuck. Some girl in there stalks me,
Hahahah! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA! Laughs for a ridiculously long time
Comedy gold...
Ozius
It's not something people hear about.
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Arrenn Lightblade wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Tried to set a place up?
Yeah =(
Oh well
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Elspeth said:
I liked RPing in RPcrest, but it seemed to me people stopped RPing.Oh well
Whoa, where'd you come from?
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Elspeth tried to impress everyone with:
I liked RPing in RPcrest, but it seemed to me people stopped RPing.Oh well
RPCrest is just an evil organization now.
But our bling bling is not.
It's not something people hear about.
(lol this is fun !! )
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This insanity brought to you by Drysart:
RPCrest is just an evil organization now.
This would be FOMAC if you hadn't broken our leader.
(omg I rawk at this )
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Vorbo Goatboy wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Whoa, where'd you come from?
Came down to Ian's room to get my Digital Camera that he took without asking, saw he was posting on a thread, I asked if I could post under me quickly, and that's that!
How are you Vorb (Vorbis?)?
Sean, you must be D...who was/is Demitri?
Liam? You were in RPcrest too, a monk, but for the life of me I can't remember what your name was. Oh that's right Aedil
So, just dropping a line again.
Take care all
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A sleep deprived Elspeth stammered:
Sean, you must be D...who was/is Demitri?
Huh?
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Elspeth thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Came down to Ian's room to get my Digital Camera that he took without asking, saw he was posting on a thread, I asked if I could post under me quickly, and that's that!How are you Vorb (Vorbis?)?
Ah! Yup, still Vorbis, and still doing mighty fine!
Hadn't heard much of you since you got back from Japan.
Hope life finds you well!
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