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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-30-2003 12:13:28 AM
Hundreds of people died from murder, poverty and starvation today, and all I could think about was what was for lunch.

I got really excited when I was allowed to pour a drink.

I think you guys are some of my best friends.

Add your own depressions to make this the WORST THREAD EVER!

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Suddar
posted 06-30-2003 12:14:16 AM
Are you drunk?
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Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 06-30-2003 12:14:50 AM
Drunk Bill, Snoota, now Parce?

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
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Puggy
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 12:18:11 AM
My foot itches and scratching doesnt help.
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Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 06-30-2003 12:18:48 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Puggy the Squirrel said:
My foot itches and scratching doesnt help.

You have athlete's foot, and 20hours to live...


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
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Puggy
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 12:29:01 AM
Oh man...

This is the worst thread ever.

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 12:29:31 AM
I have chronic ingrown toenails. I had to have the nail cut out three times on one side, and now it's growing in the other side. What really drives me insane is that I could probably snip and pull it out... if I had about two centimeters more length to work with

God, I'm going to shoot myself.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-30-2003 12:29:31 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Suddar:
Are you drunk?

DON'T MIND IF I DO

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Suddar
posted 06-30-2003 12:29:42 AM
quote:
Puggy the Squirrel had this to say about pies:
Oh man...

This is the worst thread ever.

Seriously. Not only have you posted in it, you've done so twice.

[ 06-30-2003: Message edited by: Suddar ]

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Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 12:34:05 AM
Parce, you are one of the best guys here at EC, you rock! ^.^

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-30-2003 12:35:26 AM
quote:
Archer-Penguin probably says this to all the girls:
Parce, you are one of the best guys here at EC, you rock! ^.^

Awww, how sweet.

Get her, Suddar.

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-30-2003 12:36:26 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I have chronic ingrown toenails. I had to have the nail cut out three times on one side, and now it's growing in the other side. What really drives me insane is that I could probably snip and pull it out... if I had about two centimeters more length to work with

God, I'm going to shoot myself.

I had mine fixed by undergoing outpatient surgery. They knocked me out, and cut the root of the nail itself out, making it thinner.

Yeah, it looks a little funky (Scars r kewl), but I haven't had a problem since.

Oh.. And um..

I had to do.. uh, something I didn't want to today.. Yeah, that's it.

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 06-30-2003 12:50:39 AM
Hrm. I went to the lake yesterday with a friend, and a guy had drowned there about 2 or 3 days ago by drowning. When we got there, we were under the impression that they had not found the body yet. Well I talked my friend into getting into the water with me (he's like a cat, hates water, but can take 5 freaking hour long showers ANYHOW) and his mom came out and told us about the guy dying. His stepdad was swimming around, but we couldn't see him because he was under the water and the water was really dirty. My friend steped on his stepdad and thought he steped on the dead guy, and he started crying. Poor guy. We found out last night they had found the body a hour before we got to the lake though.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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MorbId
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 12:50:53 AM
Tomorrow is my last day at work because the voters here are penny pinching illiterates.

And I can't even wear my drunken skeleton T-shirt for the occasion. It's dirty.

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Ni-na
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 12:50:58 AM
I have no Pepsi
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 06-30-2003 12:51:51 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Miss Amber B. wrote:
and a guy had drowned there about 2 or 3 days ago by drowning.

Oh really!

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-30-2003 12:52:36 AM
quote:
Miss Amber B. had this to say about Duck Tales:
and a guy had drowned there about 2 or 3 days ago by drowning..

Best. Sentance fragment. Ever.

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-30-2003 12:53:20 AM
no
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Sean
posted 06-30-2003 12:55:05 AM
I sit around and idle in IRC for eighteen hours a day because I have nowhere else to go for the next five months.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 01:08:29 AM
Nathan, This is Unacceptable
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-30-2003 01:10:41 AM
Being around drunk people when you yourself are not drunk is no fun at all. Everyone looks like they're having such a kickass time when you're not and it sucks. Worse is when you actually have had a few drinks and you still don't feel all jolly and bleah.

I spent about six hours today with people in various stages of drunk/high, and god fucking damnit, I missed my boyfriend.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 06-30-2003 01:11:44 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Nicole:
Being around drunk people when you yourself are not drunk is no fun at all. Everyone looks like they're having such a kickass time when you're not and it sucks. Worse is when you actually have had a few drinks and you still don't feel all jolly and bleah.

I spent about six hours today with people in various stages of drunk/high, and god fucking damnit, I missed my boyfriend.


Actually I feel better about that. Drunk people don't look like they're having any fun at all and I usually have more fun watching them than being one of them.

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 06-30-2003 01:34:11 AM
I messed up a bunch of tests and got 70's/80's as my marks.

I need to do better next year!

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 06-30-2003 01:37:10 AM
quote:
Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Oh really!

I'm almost asleep. Sorry.

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-30-2003 03:04:47 AM
I got some chocolates to keep me awake tonight. Now I find they all melted.


WHY!!?!?! OH WHY DID MY CHOCOLATES MELT!!!! YOU BASTARD CANDYMEN! MAKE MY CHOCOLATE UNMELTABLE!!


*Collapses into a sobbing mass on the floor*

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-30-2003 03:09:16 AM
My left eye itches. It certainly doesn't make me cheerful.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-30-2003 04:03:51 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Robocop:
I had mine fixed by undergoing outpatient surgery. They knocked me out, and cut the root of the nail itself out, making it thinner.

Yeah, it looks a little funky (Scars r kewl), but I haven't had a problem since.

Oh.. And um..

I had to do.. uh, something I didn't want to today.. Yeah, that's it.

Bastards gave me 6 needles in each toe, but wouldnt knock me out. then cut up both sides of each toe. Guess what. My toenails are STILL ingrown.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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