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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-27-2003 03:00:00 AM
http://moneydick.com/docs/statemottos.htm

What's yours?

quote:
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-27-2003 03:00:58 AM
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 06-27-2003 03:02:11 AM
Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland)
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-27-2003 03:02:20 AM
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

So boring.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Razor
posted 06-27-2003 03:02:52 AM
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 06-27-2003 03:05:27 AM
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

...

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-27-2003 03:05:33 AM
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

*sigh*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Gadani
U
posted 06-27-2003 03:07:32 AM
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Korvus
Pancake
posted 06-27-2003 03:10:11 AM
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

lol... does oregon really have that much of a redneck name?

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 06-27-2003 03:12:12 AM
quote:
Kirara said this about your mom:
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-27-2003 03:25:51 AM
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Veni, vidi, vici
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-27-2003 03:31:22 AM
Tennessee: The Edjucashun State

Private Schools = Win

CBTao
Pancake
posted 06-27-2003 03:35:39 AM
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 06-27-2003 03:59:50 AM
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-27-2003 11:00:23 AM
quote:
Veruca Salt enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

...


Peter
Pancake
posted 06-27-2003 11:02:39 AM
Current State: New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!

Birth State: Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing crazies, and Very Little Else

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 06-27-2003 11:09:04 AM
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


That just happens to be our state bird, too.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-27-2003 11:22:13 AM
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


Damn Canadians

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 06-27-2003 12:23:16 PM
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.

Because we produce a lot of coal. Yeah.... You may not have known that.


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-27-2003 12:50:28 PM
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney...
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-27-2003 12:51:27 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.

Because we produce a lot of coal. Yeah.... You may not have known that.


Yeah, but, it just sucks, don't it.

Pennsylvania: GYDYON WUZ HEER

Better!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-27-2003 01:31:24 PM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Knight Rider:
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney...

that and

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


phhtt lame

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-27-2003 06:08:52 PM
quote:
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Because so many do.

OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 06-27-2003 06:19:36 PM
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

From what I've seen it's true!

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 06-27-2003 06:23:10 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Comrade Snoota stammered:
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

So boring.


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