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Topic: Star Wars Galaxies is the suck
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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 04:53:36 PM
I can't even get past the subscription page. This sucks.
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 06-26-2003 04:54:34 PM
Go watch your Lord of the Rings..

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 04:55:02 PM
quote:
Curman 2.0 obviously shouldn't have said:
Go watch your Lord of the Rings..

Make me piggy.

Addy
posted 06-26-2003 04:59:51 PM
Most launches have sucked. Deal with it.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-26-2003 05:00:07 PM
I'll be nice.

It's launch day, you FUCKING MORON. Flooded registration and login servers, ahoy.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-26-2003 05:00:33 PM
quote:
So quoth Addy:
Most launches have sucked. Deal with it.

I plan on buying the game today.

And signing up at 3 AM this morning, since that's when most other people won't

Steven Steve
posted 06-26-2003 05:01:38 PM
quote:
Addy had this to say about (_|_):
Most launches have sucked. Deal with it.

But that doesn't necessarily mean all of those games were actually good!

Am I rite?

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:04:24 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mortious wrote:
I'll be nice.

It's launch day, you FUCKING MORON. Flooded registration and login servers, ahoy.


No, I'll be nice.

I didn't pay $50 for this shit. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you had been reading their MB then you would know that this is what they've taken MONTHS to avoid.

Idiot.

[ 06-26-2003: Message edited by: Delyl Caledor ]

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-26-2003 05:04:31 PM
quote:
Khyron got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I plan on buying the game today.

And signing up at 3 AM this morning, since that's when most other people won't


What if half a million OTHER people have the same idea?

Addy
posted 06-26-2003 05:04:58 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Fazum'Zen Fastfist said this:
But that doesn't necessarily mean all of those games were actually good!

Am I rite?


What is "rite?" *boggle*

And a game being good is an opinion. You may say x_game SUCKS SO MUCH OMFG, but someone else may love playing it still. I think the only game almost everyone can agree to sucking is WWII online.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-26-2003 05:05:35 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
But that doesn't necessarily mean all of those games were actually good!

Am I rite?


No, but you are right. A poor launch does not mean that a game will be good or bad, only that a huge amount of people are signing up at once.

However, I predict that the WoW launch will BLOW GOATS due to how popular it shall be. Irregardless of how good or bad the game shall be, flooded signup servers are just an indication that a lot of people have purchased the game and are hoping to get online with it right away.

A bad launch does not a bad game make.

[ 06-26-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Addy
posted 06-26-2003 05:05:52 PM
quote:
Verily, Delyl Caledor doth proclaim:
No, I'll be nice.

I didn't pay $50 for this shit. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you had been reading their MB then you would know that this is what they've taken MONTHS to avoid.

Idiot.


If you didn't pay $50 for this shit, then don't play. Be nice not having to deal with another moron like you.

Steven Steve
posted 06-26-2003 05:08:24 PM
Dude, with those 50 bucks he could have gotten a game much more fun than sitting around waiting to log in.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:08:58 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Dude, with those 50 bucks he could have gotten a game much more fun than sitting around waiting to log in.

Exactly. I'm regretting it now.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-26-2003 05:09:22 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Delyl Caledor:
No, I'll be nice.

I didn't pay $50 for this shit. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you had been reading their MB then you would know that this is what they've taken MONTHS to avoid.

Idiot.


So, you want a game produced in part by one of the largest MMORPG makers on the planet (SOE) that is from one of the most popular geek franches on the planet (Star Wars), and you want to get in this very instant while about ten thousand other geeks just like you are doing the same.

While we're discussing unrealistic shit, I'd like a million dollars, to own microsoft, and a unicorn pony.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-26-2003 05:10:41 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
What if half a million OTHER people have the same idea?

Then it'll be the most popular MMORPG in existence. I mean, christ, 500,000 people?

In all actuality, if I can't get in at 3:00 AM this morning, then I'll just wait another day. I can wait. I have Enemy Territory. Time is on my side

Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-26-2003 05:11:14 PM
Everyone on the fucking planet is having the same problem, for christs sake. Shut your whiny ass up and smash F5 and spacebar like the rest of us.
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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:13:22 PM
quote:
Khyron was naked while typing this:
So, you want a game produced in part by one of the largest MMORPG makers on the planet (SOE) that is from one of the most popular geek franches on the planet (Star Wars), and you want to get in this very instant while about ten thousand other geeks just like you are doing the same.

While we're discussing unrealistic shit, I'd like a million dollars, to own microsoft, and a unicorn pony.


We can create weapons of mass destruction. We have the technology to begin Terraforming Planets. We've traveled in space. We've Teleported light from one place to another. But we can't handle ten thousand people logging into a game...

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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:14:08 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Cuba:
Then it'll be the most popular MMORPG in existence. I mean, christ, 500,000 people?

In all actuality, if I can't get in at 3:00 AM this morning, then I'll just wait another day. I can wait. I have Enemy Territory. Time is on my side


500,000 people? Eh...have you heard of Lineage?

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-26-2003 05:14:38 PM
We also can't make a shopping cart that goes straight.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:15:13 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota thought about the meaning of life:
We also can't make a shopping cart that goes straight.

Lol, k I'm done whining now.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-26-2003 05:15:59 PM
Dude, seriously. Have you EVER pushed a shopping cart that didn't veer off to one side or the other because the wheels were all fucked up?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-26-2003 05:16:22 PM
Khyron said it best.

I'm not going to waste my breath on this whiney tantrum-fest.

"I want it now! Now now now! Or I'll stamp my feet and cry! "

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-26-2003 05:16:35 PM
quote:
Delyl Caledor had this to say about Cuba:
We can create weapons of mass destruction. We have the technology to begin Terraforming Planets. We've traveled in space. We've Teleported light from one place to another. But we can't handle ten thousand people logging into a game...

Precisely, because we as a species do not place the same importance of you being able to sign up for SW:G on launch day as we do being able to terraform planets.

Would you like me to contact the president?

"Hello, Mr. Bush. We'd like the government to grant a few billion dollars to provide Sony with triple the bandwidth they have now just so some whiny kid will be able to play his game today."

Skaw
posted 06-26-2003 05:20:26 PM
It was easy to log into PS on launch day, mainly because it doesn't have the "LOL STAWRARS OWNS EVEYRHTING" fanboyist backing.
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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:21:10 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Khyron said this:
Precisely, because we as a species do not place the same importance of you being able to sign up for SW:G on launch day as we do being able to terraform planets.

Would you like me to contact the president?

"Hello, Mr. Bush. We'd like the government to grant a few billion dollars to provide Sony with triple the bandwidth they have now just so some whiny kid will be able to play his game today."


You act as if SOE is poor or something.

Addy
posted 06-26-2003 05:22:43 PM
quote:
Delyl Caledor had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You act as if SOE is poor or something.

SOE also has to deal with EverQuest and Planetside running smoothly too.

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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:22:49 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mortious!
Khyron said it best.

I'm not going to waste my breath on this whiney tantrum-fest.

"I want it now! Now now now! Or I'll stamp my feet and cry! "


I agree, I'd have to say you've done more than your fair share of opening your cake hole.

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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:23:46 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Addy wrote:
SOE also has to deal with EverQuest and Planetside running smoothly too.

True, but not so much with EQ anymore. They already have stable servers. But they also have a very nice income as well. One that is more than able to create stable servers for all 3 games.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-26-2003 05:24:45 PM
A friend of mine got on after about two hours. Keep hoping.

Also, they DID try to limit things so that this wouldn't happen as bad as it could. They were successful, it could be MUCH WORSE. Be thankful it isn't.

I just hope George Lucan can't log on today. The ironic humor would be wonderful.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Addy
posted 06-26-2003 05:26:46 PM
quote:
Delyl Caledor thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
True, but not so much with EQ anymore. They already have stable servers. But they also have a very nice income as well. One that is more than able to create stable servers for all 3 games.

Don't forget they have to pay for salaries, bills, and such.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-26-2003 05:28:12 PM
quote:
Delyl Caledor had this to say about Pirotess:
True, but not so much with EQ anymore. They already have stable servers. But they also have a very nice income as well. One that is more than able to create stable servers for all 3 games.

The money from EQ goes to other things, EQ related things. Like development on the next expansion, Lords of Everquest, and EQ2. Don't expect EQ to support alot of extra costs for SWG.

Plus, it's not just that there's too much load for the login server. It's also a case of thousands of people creating accounts all at the same time. An unusual and unnatural amount of strain is being placed on a few key points of the login server, a strain that it normally won't have to deal with.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 06-26-2003 05:28:59 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Delyl Caledor stammered:
No, I'll be nice.

I didn't pay $50 for this shit. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you had been reading their MB then you would know that this is what they've taken MONTHS to avoid.

Idiot.



Too much ewok, not enough gollum

The World is Yours
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-26-2003 05:29:13 PM
quote:
Delyl Caledor wrote this:
I agree, I'd have to say you've done more than your fair share of opening your cake hole.

Watch your mouth.

You can't say that you weren't expecting something this big, with a Star Wars logo on it, to not be flooded. But since this is related to Lucas' dream, I'll quote from it.. with a slight adjustment:

"Your lack of intelligence disturbs me."

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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:32:05 PM
quote:
Mortious thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Watch your mouth.

You can't say that you weren't expecting something this big, with a Star Wars logo on it, to not be flooded. But since this is related to Lucas' dream, I'll quote from it.. with a slight adjustment:

"Your lack of intelligence disturbs me."


Do I make you angry?

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-26-2003 05:34:29 PM
Jesus fucking christ you stupid piece of shit. Shut the hell up. THIS IS FUCKING NORMAL.

Over 6 or 7 MMORPG launches, I have seen ONE go smooth. DAOC. The rest? ALL ROCKY LAUNCHES.

It happens. Games at launch WILL HAVE PROBLEMS. IF YOU CANT DEAL WITH IT DONT BUY AT LAUNCH YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMBASS.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 06-26-2003 05:35:02 PM
quote:
Delyl Caledor stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
True, but not so much with EQ anymore. They already have stable servers. But they also have a very nice income as well. One that is more than able to create stable servers for all 3 games.

Sony also has more expenses than server bandwidth to worry about.

Workers. I have no actual knowledge of what the SOE people are paid, but I'd imagine it would be quite a bit.

Taxes. Let's face it, everyone has to pay taxes.

Electrical bills. You think all those servers are powered by hamsters on wheels? Although that would be mildly amusing.

That's just the few I can think of.

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Pancake
posted 06-26-2003 05:37:19 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Jesus fucking christ you stupid piece of shit. Shut the hell up. THIS IS FUCKING NORMAL.

Over 6 or 7 MMORPG launches, I have seen ONE go smooth. DAOC. The rest? ALL ROCKY LAUNCHES.

It happens. Games at launch WILL HAVE PROBLEMS. IF YOU CANT DEAL WITH IT DONT BUY AT LAUNCH YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMBASS.


I'd like to see you make me. Thanks for contributing to this thread.

Now if you'd kindly go shoot yourself, we can all live a little better.

Skaw
posted 06-26-2003 05:37:26 PM
Delyl, it's called Bandwidth. It's not fucking free, and it's easily chokeable when trying to recieve and send data to several thousand other computers SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Frankly, SWG can bomb for all I care, after they took all available bandwidth to allow beta members (Nonpaying users of test software, to which 90% aren't actually reporting bugs, and about 70% of them wont even play at release,) while giving us paying members horrendous problems with our games(EQ and PS)

And Lineage numbers mean absolutely nothing in terms to its popularity, as it most likely didnt have those numbers at release, and the fact that Cyber Cafe's get liscenced accounts for users to play as well.

And Fal, PlanetSide's launch was pretty smooth as well, the only real problem was cruddy network code, and framerate issues.

Ruvyen, you also left out server maintence and updating. When each server for each game consists of multiple machines, that really adds up.

[ 06-26-2003: Message edited by: Skaw ]

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-26-2003 05:38:24 PM
quote:
Liam obviously shouldn't have said:
Too much ewok, not enough gollum

Dude, betcha fifty that when the middle earth MMORPG comes out with its own difficult launch, that Deryl here comes rushing eagerly to its rescue, pride dragging behind him through the dust

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