A Jin Ghoul Wizard
The Crusader:
Ever since I was level fifty,
I soloed to safe hall.
From bedroom down to AM,
I must have slain them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
Anywhere near the zone wall...
That dead numb and green frog,
Kills 'thirties near safe hall.
He stands like a statue,
Looking green and dead and lean.
A danger to the hunters,
His nukes are pretty mean.
He plays in dead condition,
The lowbie's HP falls.
That dead numb and green frog,
Kills 'forties near safe hall.
He's a jin ghoul wizard
There has got to be a twist.
A jin ghoul wizard
Got dead skin for his wrist.
How long until the repop? I don't know.
What makes him no good?
He ain't got no distractions,
Can't see those /shouts and /tells.
He follows when they're dashin',
And brings his friends as well.
The evac failed to Gfay,
A res is needed for all.
That dead numb and green frog,
made a train near safe hall.
I thought I was
on my way to king,
But I just rez-zed
Those who fell to him.
Even with twinkie armor,
He can beat their best.
The Bok knights lead him in,
and he just does the rest.
He's got rotten flipper fingers,
nuked the bard into the wall,
That dead numb and green frog,
I killed him near safe hall!!!
[ 06-24-2003: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]
Goofing off in Lower Guk has played hell with my mind. 
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Mightion Defensor enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I don't know if I should be impressed by your parodying ability, or if mercy killing is still an option. 
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I don't know if I should be impressed by your parodying ability, or if mercy killing is still an option.
I was hoping for the former.
You're branching out from Pun to Parody! What's next!?
Trollhemian Rhapsody <sung to the classic Queen tune "Bohemian Rhapsody">
Is dis da real buff?
Is dis jus Clarity?
Caught in da Evac,
No erscape from Ferona Vie.
Open yer eyez, luk up ta da guards an seeee,
Me jus da poor Troll, me need da Telerport,
B'cuz me kill on site, dat me know, hey der Drood, gimme SoW!
Eny way da Zone goes, it all seem da same way to meee,
to meeee..
Vaziir... jus smooshed da frog,
Put em 'tween two slice o bread, munchy-munch, an now me fed,
Vaziir, now me gots ta run,
Cuz now mez gone an start anudder train,
Vaziir, woooo! Me no mean ta makes ya die,
If dis troll not back ta help ya get yer body,
Perrys on, Perrys on, da cleric make ya bettur
Too lost, me scratch my bum,
Drink twelve beerz at a time, an get drunk an wander blind,
Where is everbudy? Mez gots ta know,
Gotta find da zone an catch up ta me group,
Vaziir, woooo! Dont make da Sissy cry,
Dis Troll will be der soon ta tank for yoo all!
< Quash slips on a pair of dark shades and rips of a cool Guitar solo >
Me see da little sillawettoo o da gnome,
Scary Troll, scary Troll, will yoo do da Hucka-Bucko?
Wrath-of-god and Rooting, bery, bery useless on me!
(PeryGno-um) PerryGno-um (PeryGno-um) PerryGno-um, PerryGno-um Casserole,
Tasty-Gnome!
Im just a poor gnome, get this oaf away from me,
Spare me my life from this Trolls Gluttony!
Eazy come, eazy go, will me let da gno-um go?
HarHarHar! No, me will no let yoo go!
(Let me go!) HarHarHar! No, me no let yoo go!
(Let me go!) HarHarHar! No, me no let yoo go!
(Let me go!) Me no let ya go!
(Let me go!) Me no let ya go! (let me go!) Har,
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
(Oh stupid Troll, stupid Troll) Stupid Troll, let me go,
Theres no one else whos gonna heal you for free, for free, FOR FREEE!!!
So yoo tink yoo can buff me an send me ta fry!
So yoo tink me can tank so da rogue guys no die!
Wooo, maybe, me tank for yoo maybe,
Jus gotta get booze, jus gotta get drunk on da beer!
Orcs in kalish batter, froggies fricaseed
Elves dipped in peanut butter,
All dees tings are fatting, too meeeeee
Eny way da zone goes
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Mightion Defensor's account was hax0red to write:
* flicks on a cigarette lighter and waves it back and forth
<tail-bangs!> Yay! ^.^
Nice job, Might!
