Anyways, I've been charged with testosterone lately, causing me to assert my dominance over the weaker members of our boards. With the influx of n00bs and public shame going around, that has caused for a lot of assertion.
So, to anyone who has been offended, please accept my humble apology and know that I will most likely calm down.
If I don't though, I'll probably start dry-humping people to show my authority.
Love and Peace 
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Mr Gainsborough probably says this to all the girls:
*sheds a tear* That was beautiful. You deserve a hug. *arms open*
I would dry-hump you, except you'd probably like it. So if I get out of control, I'm just going to cave in your skull with a rock.
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Mr Gainsborough got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You never know. I might like that too.
Fortunately, I like the sight of brains splattered on pavement. So it'd be all good.
Curbs Mr. Gainsborough like he was that black guy at the beginning of American History X
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Mr Gainsborough had this to say about Optimus Prime:
*is curbed* IT BURNS!
Burns? I think you are thinking of the wrong thing!
Here, allow me to demonstrate again.
Open your mouth and place your teeth on that curb over there...
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Mr Gainsborough wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
o_o()...*walks away slowly*
A curbjob is where you put your mouth on a curb and get kicked in the back of the head, losing much of your mouth.
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Zephyer Kyuukaze said:
I guess I'm not paying attention.
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From Zephyer's sig:
Mate of Mikasi Kyuukaze.
PUT A FREAKING '.' AFTER THE MR!!! You look like Mr Pibb.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Duck Tales:
For all we know, the people that didn't deserve it could be all dead right now, and we're the only ones that are left.
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where the living envy the dead?
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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How.... LeMiere.... uughhhhhh:
How many apologies has it been?
This wasn't an apology to you. Reread the post.
Will it, or will it not, result in free sex for Nicole?
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Nicole just needs a hug:
Will it, or will it not, result in free sex for Nicole?
No, but this post will 
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Nicole spewed forth this undeniable truth:
OK, I have the attention span of pencil shavins, so I just skimmed the thread. I have one question to determine whether or not this deserves my attention:Will it, or will it not, result in free sex for Nicole?
Sex with woodchippers, yes.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
On the other hand, there's something imminently lovable about that walrus sigpic.
Lemmy doesn't think so! He hates walruses...walri...yeah...
Behold our conversation!
AngusTroll: Hey! What do you think of walruses?
Angel Torn Apart: I thought I told you never to IM me again.
AngusTroll: Oh come on. Your parents got over it.
Angel Torn Apart: DON'T EVEN MENTION THAT!
AngusTroll: Sheesh! It's like they'd never even heard of such a project!
Angel Torn Apart: NO! NO! STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! I'M GOING TO GO BURY MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IN A PILLOW AND WEEP MY BUNNY EYES OUT! SCREW YOU AND YOUR WALRUSES!
See?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Lemmy doesn't think so! He hates walruses...walri...yeah...Behold our conversation!
AngusTroll: Hey! What do you think of walruses?
Angel Torn Apart: I thought I told you never to IM me again.
AngusTroll: Oh come on. Your parents got over it.
Angel Torn Apart: DON'T EVEN MENTION THAT!
AngusTroll: Sheesh! It's like they'd never even heard of such a project!
Angel Torn Apart: NO! NO! STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! I'M GOING TO GO BURY MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IN A PILLOW AND WEEP MY BUNNY EYES OUT! SCREW YOU AND YOUR WALRUSES!See?
The convo actually went something like...
"I have a new sig pic for you! [insert ugly walrus.]
"No."
"Why not?"
"I dislike them."
"Everybody loves the kissy walrus!"
"Guess I'm an exception."
"That's because you're vain."
"Uhhuh, whatever you believe."
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
You forgot the part where you realize your life is futile and throw yourself off a cliff.
No, you got it a bit wrong. *Pushes you off the cliff.*
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LeMiere thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
No, you got it a bit wrong. *Pushes you off the cliff.*
*flaps his arms and flies away on walrus wings*
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Curman 2.0 had this to say about John Romero:
You really say something to his parents?
I told them their son was gay.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*flaps his arms and flies away on walrus wings*
*Propositions Kinanik to employ that Vulcan Machine Gun.*
