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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-16-2003 05:57:33 PM
BEAUTY PAGENT!!
The rules are simple
1) The girls post to enter along with a picture of an avatar of their choiche for this competion
2)Naturally the guys will oogle at the girls.
3) While this is going on I will loot their wallets and grab any items of value they have on them.
4) Once I have sucked their life saving dry, I will randomly select a winner and give all the girls some money for the "help" in making this competion possible.

Ok lets begin!

Edit:Any guy trying to enter the competion will be horribly mauled by howler monkeys wielding rusty chainsaws.

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-16-2003 06:03:19 PM
What a terrible idea.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 06-16-2003 06:03:50 PM
I had no idea that EC was 15 years old.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 06:05:17 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
What a terrible idea.

I can see this going one of two ways.

Girls who enjoy video games (Most of the girls on these boards) post pictures of themselves for us to ogle. A plus.

Girls don't post pictures of themselves, and we all lynch Vise, tie him to a tree, then throw the tree into a giant wood chipper. Also a plus.

We win either way!

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-16-2003 06:06:03 PM
omg Drsart inventd the intarweb!!!!1111.?/
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-16-2003 06:06:45 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
What a terrible idea.

I was bored and I wanted to con people, it was either this or go to the park and scam little children out of candy with rigged marbles.....

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 06-16-2003 06:07:32 PM
I think is an OK idea.

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-16-2003 06:07:53 PM
quote:
Khyron said this about your mom:
I can see this going one of two ways.

Girls who enjoy video games (Most of the girls on these boards) post pictures of themselves for us to ogle. A plus.

Girls don't post pictures of themselves, and we all lynch Vise, tie him to a tree, then throw the tree into a giant wood chipper. Also a plus.

We win either way!


I don't like where this is going

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-16-2003 06:09:18 PM
quote:
Vise the Stompy had this to say about pies:
I was bored and I wanted to con people, it was either this or go to the park and scam little children out of candy with rigged marbles.....

I would've giggled at a story about that or something.

Don't take it hard. It was just poor judgment.

Poor judgment, unfortunately, is punishable by death.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-16-2003 06:13:05 PM
I have ONE THING to say to this!

" "

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 06:15:05 PM
Can I supply the chainsaws?
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-16-2003 06:16:07 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
I would've giggled at a story about that or something.

Don't take it hard. It was just poor judgment.

Poor judgment, unfortunately, is punishable by death.


Yes well I just wanted to say..........GO MR.SQUEAKERS *Throws a Rat at Parcelan and runs*

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-16-2003 06:20:52 PM
Vise is still the best newbie we've ever had.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-16-2003 06:23:14 PM
quote:
Vise the Stompy had this to say about (_|_):
Yes well I just wanted to say..........GO MR.SQUEAKERS *Throws a Rat at Parcelan and runs*

PLAGUE!

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 06:26:27 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
PLAGUE!

So now our dear prarie dog has both monkeypox and now THE BUBONIC PLAGUE TOO???

All he needs are a few STD's to classify as a biological weapon.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-16-2003 06:31:16 PM
Yeah, riiiiiight.


How about you guys all strip to boxers and let the girls vote on you for once. You want a meat market, show some meat, but keep the sausage in the boxers boyos.

As for me? I vote UBT.


Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 06:36:00 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) had this to say about John Romero:
How about you guys all strip to boxers and let the girls vote on you for once. You want a meat market, show some meat, but keep the sausage in the boxers boyos.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Old_Hickory
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 06:38:51 PM
Oi. That's the worst part about the boards. Someone offers a dare there is someone insane enough to accept it. Then we all have to wash our eyes out with clorox as the consequence.
Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 06:46:39 PM
If only my scanner was working...
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Old_Hickory
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 06:52:11 PM
quote:
If only my scanner was working...

You haven't been flamed enough today?

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-16-2003 06:54:46 PM
You're lucky I'm wearing my least favourite boxers.
Gains
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 06:54:54 PM
...is my masochism showing?
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 06-16-2003 06:55:34 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about pies:
You're lucky I'm wearing my least favourite boxers.

Aw shucks


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 06:56:40 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mortious said:
You're lucky I'm wearing my least favourite boxers.

So take them off.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-16-2003 06:58:09 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say:
So take them off.

I'm obsessive compulsive. I won't wear another pair of boxers (and thus have to wash them) just to take a photo.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-16-2003 07:14:08 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mortious stammered:
Vise is still the best newbie we've ever had.

I've stopped thinking of him as a newbie for a while.

EC is 15?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-16-2003 07:14:58 PM
quote:
Mortious was naked while typing this:
I'm obsessive compulsive. I won't wear another pair of boxers (and thus have to wash them) just to take a photo.

I think he wants pictures of your wang.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-16-2003 07:24:35 PM
YAY 4 NAE!
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-16-2003 08:06:30 PM
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-16-2003 08:24:09 PM
In this post I apologize for the horrible typos in m comic.

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 08:32:12 PM
And the balance was restored. But... for how long?

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 06-16-2003 08:35:31 PM

This is what I look like right now.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 06-17-2003 12:51:48 AM
Stoned?
hey
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 06-17-2003 12:56:58 AM
quote:
Jens had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Stoned?

Tired. Very tired.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Steven Steve
posted 06-17-2003 01:24:49 AM
omg ^_^
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 06-17-2003 03:22:29 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Ocyrrhoe Trazere:
Tired. Very tired.

You're still much prettier than Cadga.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-17-2003 11:05:38 AM
I don't wear boxers, sorry.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-17-2003 11:33:33 AM
quote:
The Nae (tm) had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Yeah, riiiiiight.


How about you guys all strip to boxers and let the girls vote on you for once. You want a meat market, show some meat, but keep the sausage in the boxers boyos.

As for me? I vote UBT.



go go MS office!

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-17-2003 04:43:57 PM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about John Romero:

go go MS office!


HAHA!! What great boxers!!

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