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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-14-2003 02:47:51 AM
I really love broccoli. I don't get cravings for it often, but when I do, I like to munch on it with a good ranch veggie dip.

I liked it as a kid, too.

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-14-2003 02:50:04 AM
No, but it explains a lot.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-14-2003 03:05:03 AM
I like broccoli too.. cooked, at least.

It's like I tell my nephews - if you find one green vegetable that you'll eat, your parents will be less likely to try feeding you those you don't like.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-14-2003 03:43:05 AM
wtf is wrong with liking broccoli?
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-14-2003 03:46:21 AM
Steamed broccoli with butter, lemon, and a dash of salt is great, though mainly I like it in Chinese food. Nothing wrong with broccoli if you spruce it up a bit.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-14-2003 03:49:18 AM
*Is eating RAW BROCCOLI right now!*
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-14-2003 03:53:45 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Led:
*Is eating RAW BROCCOLI right now!*

Yuck.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ryuujin
posted 06-14-2003 04:27:32 AM
Brocolli and Cheese, prz.
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-14-2003 04:47:39 AM
Best Thanksgiving dish in the world: Broccoli, rice, cheese, and bacon.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-14-2003 05:03:44 AM
Every time Neecole visits a supermarket, she has a ritual she must do.

She must go past the vegetable aisle, take a handful of raw green beans, and stuff them in her mouth. For they are yummy, and as the rain-dances of old, bring auspicious fortunes and bountiful harvests upon Neecole and her family. For each run-by of the green beans and each additional handful, the fortunes and favor of the spirits are magnified. If Neecole finishes the basket, the gods smile upon her, and she no longer has to eat dinner.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-14-2003 05:05:31 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Nicole said:
Every time Neecole visits a supermarket, she has a ritual she must do.

She must go past the vegetable aisle, take a handful of raw green beans, and stuff them in her mouth. For they are yummy, and as the rain-dances of old, bring auspicious fortunes and bountiful harvests upon Neecole and her family. For each run-by of the green beans and each additional handful, the fortunes and favor of the spirits are magnified. If Neecole finishes the basket, the gods smile upon her, and she no longer has to eat dinner.


Do you top them with Leeches?

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-14-2003 05:06:14 AM
quote:
Fizodeth thought about the meaning of life:
Do you top them with Leeches?

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Cheese
Pancake
posted 06-14-2003 08:47:39 AM
Mmm, broccoli. I used to love it raw, but now I prefer it cooked.
**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
Maradon!
posted 06-14-2003 09:53:03 AM
Have you all lost your MINDS!?

Have you forgotten the bestest...BROCCOLI AND EASY CHEEZE!?

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 06-14-2003 10:01:54 AM
I like cooked broccoli, broccoli with cheese, and raw broccoli with veggie dip. Mmmm.... Broccoli.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-14-2003 10:33:18 AM
Like a hamster, you store brocoli in your thighs.

This is why THEY'RE HUGE.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 06-14-2003 10:42:08 AM
I've always liked raw broccoli. Can't stand it cooked, though.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Gadani
U
posted 06-14-2003 03:41:42 PM
quote:
Fizodeth had this to say about Pirotess:
Best Thanksgiving dish in the world: Broccoli, rice, cheese, and bacon.

Fixed something for you

Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2003 03:51:33 PM
Am I broken? I just like to munch on a little bit of human flesh every now and then, ya know? I used to have it cooked but now I like eating it right off the bone. Delicious.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-14-2003 09:28:19 PM
quote:
Led painfully thought these words up:
wtf is wrong with liking broccoli?

Gotta agree with the Saint of Smash here, what's wrong with liking broccoli? It's good, cooked or raw.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-14-2003 09:46:07 PM
quote:
From the book of Palador ChibiDragon, chapter 3, verse 16:
Gotta agree with the Saint of Smash here, what's wrong with liking broccoli? It's good, cooked or raw.

It's rabbit food.

Maradon!
posted 06-14-2003 09:53:25 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelaning:
It's rabbit food.

Rabbits eat it, and thier average lifespan is only SEVEN YEARS!!

Ergo broccoli must be POISONOUS!!!

[ 06-14-2003: Message edited by: Bill ]

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-14-2003 09:56:20 PM
quote:
Bill stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Rabbits eat it, and thier average lifespan is only SEVEN YEARS!!

You sure that that isn't MAX lifespan?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Maradon!
posted 06-14-2003 09:58:42 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Rurouni Densetsu booooze lime pole over bench lick:
You sure that that isn't MAX lifespan?

I did a google search for "average lifespan of a rabbit" and that's what came up.

Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2003 10:12:43 PM
Your average lifespan will be NOW if you don't watch it, bud !!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-14-2003 10:14:21 PM
quote:
Bill had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Rabbits eat it, and thier average lifespan is only SEVEN YEARS!!

Ergo broccoli must be POISONOUS!!!


Sad thing is that's how many people think about things like video games and TV.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-14-2003 10:17:18 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Bill:
I did a google search for "average lifespan of a rabbit" and that's what came up.

Those things die so easily, I wouldn't think the average could survive that long.


Sneak up on a rabbit and scare it badly enough and it'll have a heart attack and die.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-15-2003 02:31:44 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
It's rabbit food.

Hop-hop, bishes!

Addy
posted 06-15-2003 03:54:56 AM
Broccoli and Cheese Soup = yum.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-15-2003 03:58:46 AM
quote:
Addy impressed everyone with:
Broccoli and Cheese Soup = yum.

Quizzno's makes a good one.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Addy
posted 06-15-2003 04:19:12 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by JooJooFlop:
Quizzno's makes a good one.

/drool Yes, yes they do.

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