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Topic: THEOLOGICAL CONTROVERSY!!
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-13-2003 09:22:49 AM
Bashing of various religions! Assertion that [insert religion here] is The One True Way(TM)!!
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 06-13-2003 09:48:51 AM
Rightwingzenbuddhistfundamentalism2win!
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-13-2003 09:56:03 AM
I could care less™.

Join Agnostics Anonymous today!

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Alaan
posted 06-13-2003 12:35:19 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Captain Planet:
I could care less™.

Join Agnostics Anonymous today!

Agnostic is fine, why do I want to be anonymous though?

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-13-2003 01:33:12 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about pies:
I could care less™.

Join Agnostics Anonymous today!

You could care less?

Then you do care some, right?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 06-13-2003 02:02:55 PM
You always care some irregardfully.
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-13-2003 02:04:21 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Iulius Kæsar:
You always care some irregardfully.

rofl

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-13-2003 02:34:14 PM
quote:
Bloodsage got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You could care less?

Then you do care some, right?

I care that you chose to belive in something, and I care to respect that, and not infringe upon it!

I win!

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-13-2003 02:35:49 PM
When you don't care about Christ, the only person who wins is Satan.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 06-13-2003 02:56:27 PM
yay satan!!
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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 06-13-2003 02:57:10 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Veruca Salt wrote:
yay satan!!

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
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Steven Steve
posted 06-13-2003 03:10:47 PM
Shut up!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-13-2003 03:27:03 PM
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To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-13-2003 03:38:22 PM
quote:
D got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
When you don't care about Christ, the only person who wins is Satan.

satan isn't a person, he's a fallen angel, and all angels are not people.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-13-2003 03:44:34 PM
quote:
Burger's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
satan isn't a person, he's a fallen angel, and all angels are not people.

Yo.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Maradon!
posted 06-13-2003 03:55:54 PM
I hereby sue Star Collective for trademark infringement.

All hail satan.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-13-2003 04:13:49 PM
The important thing to remember is that every word of the Bible is completely true, and that we know this because it says so in the Bible, which, if you remember from earlier in this sentence, is completely true. StephenColbert2win!

[ 06-13-2003: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-13-2003 07:05:01 PM
quote:
Verily, Bloodsage doth proclaim:
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Check out the beginning of the book of Job.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-13-2003 07:09:59 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Star Collective wrote:
Check out the beginning of the book of Job.

If you had a job, you wouldn't be wasting bandwidth here.

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-13-2003 07:19:14 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
If you had a job, you wouldn't be wasting bandwidth here.

I do, but I am. Its obviously a conspiracy!

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-13-2003 07:22:39 PM
This here Chick Tract says if I worship Satan he'll give me special evil powers! But I'll also apparently get posessed by poorly-drawn devils. Help! I am torn!


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-13-2003 07:32:43 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about (_|_):
This here Chick Tract says if I worship Satan he'll give me special evil powers! But I'll also apparently get posessed by poorly-drawn devils. Help! I am torn!

Just roll a 20-sided dice. If it's 10 or more, go with-HAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOL! DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS USES DICE! AND D&D IS EVIL! YOU'RE DOOMED! DOOOOOOOOMED!

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-13-2003 07:34:18 PM
1d10 => 4


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-13-2003 07:34:57 PM
quote:
Nicole enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
*1d10 => 4*

OMG.

Satan powers!

*begins randomly cursing people*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Cheese
Pancake
posted 06-13-2003 08:19:16 PM
If I could meet Satan, I'd kick him in the head...after I chopped it off.
**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-13-2003 08:20:33 PM
quote:
So quoth Cheese:
If I could meet Satan, I'd kick him in the head...after I chopped it off.

If the fundamentalists are right and homosexuality IS a sin, wouldn't Satan have the best yaoi?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Steven Steve
posted 06-13-2003 11:43:15 PM
Actually, Satan has three heads. Good luck, palsy
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Maradon!
posted 06-13-2003 11:46:17 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Fazum'Zen Fastfist who doth quote:
Actually, Satan has three heads. Good luck, palsy

Actually he has one head and three faces.

Assuming you're referring to the portrayal in Dante's "Inferno"

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Steven Steve
posted 06-13-2003 11:47:37 PM
I'll give you three faces if you don't watch your language, sucker!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 06-14-2003 12:23:26 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist painfully thought these words up:
I'll give you three faces if you don't watch your language, sucker!

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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!

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