In the beginning the Universe was created.Douglas Adams, 1952-2001
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Chalesm said this about your mom:
But... but... they're gellin'!
You're so not gellin.
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Falaanla Marr thought about the meaning of life:
You're so not gellin.
I try to make it better by pretending they're beating that guy with baseball bats at the very end of the commercial a la the "Silly Hats Only" bit from Rejected, but it just doesn't help...
The only thing that can save them now is fire. Pure, cleansing fire.
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JooJooFlop stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
The only thing that can save them now is fire. Pure, cleansing fire.
Let's talk price...
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Katrinity stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
That guy with the high-pitched voice for the short infomercial about the book listing all these Government benefits and money. I hate that guy.
Dude, Lasko pwns you.
<builts a giant catapult and puts JooJoo in it, firing at that guy!>
Ewwwww...
*takes Lasko's suit and glasses and runs off to bug Kat a whole bunch*
I feel the urge to kill start to rise every time I see it.
Need I say more.
/shiver
They always win the "How corny can we get?" game.
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Comrade Snoota probably says this to all the girls:
Those stupid fucking subway commercials. Especially the ones on the bus and in the bank.
Eat fresh!
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NAME TOO LONG had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Wal-Mart commercials.They always win the "How corny can we get?" game.
Omg! DIE!!! <slays the sigpic!> ^.^
quote:The 7-up commercials are really starting to get on my nerves. Okay, so the T-shirts are funny but enough already. I keep picturing him on the show Jackass... and I don't even watch that show.
Kegwen had this to say about Knight Rider:
Subway! Eatfreshflesh!
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{Tal} probably says this to all the girls:
Old. Navy.
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Comrade Snoota spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Those stupid fucking subway commercials. Especially the ones on the bus and in the bank.
Ever notice the black guy looks like a cross between Seinfeld and Tiger Woods? I swear that is their love child!
Oh and I hate the Yellowbook commercials.
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Everyone wondered WTF when {Tal} wrote:
Old. Navy.
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{Tal} spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Old. Navy.
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Just when we thought {Tal} couldn't get any dumber, they said:
Old. Navy.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Falaanla Marr said:
You're so not gellin.
Er, there was this 'Holiday Special' commercial that was on all the time, for weeks after the Holidays for S&K Suits.... ARGH. That guy was so corny, playing that song on the piano and singing...
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Azizzaing:
More Spam Please!
Need I say more.
/shiver
SPAM IS DELICIOUS
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Ford Prefect was naked while typing this:
The 7-up commercials are really starting to get on my nerves. Okay, so the T-shirts are funny but enough already. I keep picturing him on the show Jackass... and I don't even watch that show.
The old 7-Up Commercials with Orlando Bloom or whatever his name was were hilarious, but then he stopped doing them and they tried to make the same commercials with a guy who looked exactly the same, and they sucked. 
Make 7.. up yours!
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Comrade Snoota had this to say about Tron:
The old 7-Up Commercials with Orlando Bloom or whatever his name was were hilarious, but then he stopped doing them and they tried to make the same commercials with a guy who looked exactly the same, and they sucked.Make 7.. up yours!
Orlando Bloom:
Orlando Jones:
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Skaw had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Orlando Bloom:Orlando Jones:
Clarification GOOD!
Cowboy Bebop > Orlando Jones > Orlando Bloom
They suck.
He sucks.
His whole family sucks.
They all need to die, or at least be sent someplace very nasty with basketball sized headlice.
I haven't seen any of his commericals lately, maybe he's finally dead? 
This Friday night is going to be extreme at Club Extreme, where the extreme ladies get in free 'till 10 and the extreme longnecks are just one extreme buck. Club Extreme (extreme!), home of the extreme chocolate bikini contest (extreme! EXTREME). Come in for extreme dancing all night at Club Extreme!
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME. [ 06-14-2003: Message edited by: Sentow, Maybe ]
Old Navy.
"Go desert!" (Vegas people should know this, everyone else should be grateful that they don't.)
Gellin'
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Comrade Snoota tried to impress everyone with:
Yeah, I realized that after I had posted. But I was too busy watching Cowboy Bebop to care.Cowboy Bebop > Orlando Jones > Orlando Bloom
die plz
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This insanity brought to you by Azakias:
You know that one where they have the bad music and the stupid fat guy who contorts his face and makes noises? The new sprite commercial. "Make it Funk" or something like that.I feel the urge to kill start to rise every time I see it.
I love that guy Rahzell I always think of SSX Tricky when I see those commericals.
The ones I hate are the Old Navy ones.
