EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: Monkeypox!
Maradon!
posted 06-11-2003 01:40:28 AM
The limit is 1 schtick post per 10 casual ones.

You're currently running 10 for 10.

You must ease back on the disease act or you run the risk of becoming a short lived novelty poster!

Monkeypox
Pancake
posted 06-11-2003 01:57:36 AM
perhaps that is the point? I will live on for as long as the disease persists.

After all, the Mighty Waisz declared that the pox will lose media interest in about a week, thus snuffing my existance. Besides.. atleast im not some angsty, whiny teen attention monger looking for love in all the wrong places.

<falls on your sandwich>

oops.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-11-2003 01:58:31 AM
That hurts...
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-11-2003 02:03:09 AM
quote:
Monkeypox had this to say about dark elf butts:
the Mighty Waisz

Can you dig it?

[ 06-11-2003: Message edited by: Where's Waisz? ]

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-11-2003 02:06:28 AM
quote:
Where's Waisz?'s account was hax0red to write:
Can you dig it?

With a steak knife.

*digs Waisz*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-11-2003 02:07:43 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Nicole said:
With a steak knife.

*digs Waisz*


Look out, you're cramping my style.

[ 06-11-2003: Message edited by: Where's Waisz? ]

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-11-2003 02:11:07 AM
quote:
Where's Waisz? had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Look out, you're cramping my style.

Only cramping? I was hoping more for crushing.

*yoinks out a soup spoon and begins bashing Waisz on the skull*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-11-2003 02:12:37 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Only cramping? I was hoping more for crushing.

*yoinks out a soup spoon and begins bashing Waisz on the skull*


Okay, you've got my attention, what is it?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-11-2003 02:21:37 AM
quote:
Where's Waisz? had this to say about Captain Planet:
Okay, you've got my attention, what is it?

What? Nothing. It's nothing. You're imagining things. You're on drugs! GASP!

*tries to beat the drugs out of Waisz*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-11-2003 02:47:26 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about pies:
What? Nothing. It's nothing. You're imagining things. You're on drugs! GASP!

*tries to beat the drugs out of Waisz*


I'm sensing some hidden issues here.

Did they run out of black makeup at K-Mart again?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-11-2003 02:52:19 AM
quote:
Where's Waisz? stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'm sensing some hidden issues here.

Did they run out of black makeup at K-Mart again?


I'm going to rip out your bones and turn them into Mardi Gras beads!

*begins beating Waisz with a bible coated in white-out*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-11-2003 02:54:17 AM
quote:
Nicole impressed everyone with:
I'm going to rip out your bones and turn them into Mardi Gras beads!

*begins beating Waisz with a bible coated in white-out*


Woah, woah, woah, hold on there.

It's June. There's a whole lot of time for that later between now and the next Mardis Gras.

Besides, there are easier ways of getting beads.

[ 06-11-2003: Message edited by: Where's Waisz? ]

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-11-2003 02:57:05 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Where's Waisz? said:
Woah, woah, woah, hold on there.

It's June. There's a whole lot of time for that later between now and the next Mardis Gras.

Besides, there are easier ways of getting beads.


But none quite so satisfying.

*shoves your hand into an easy-bake oven and turns it on high*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-11-2003 03:00:05 AM
quote:
How.... Nicole.... uughhhhhh:
But none quite so satisfying.

*shoves your hand into an easy-bake oven and turns it on high*


*Unplugs the oven.*

No no, that's dangerous.

Go outside and play with the other children. Go along, now.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-11-2003 03:08:13 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Where's Waisz? wrote:
*Unplugs the oven.*

No no, that's dangerous.

Go outside and play with the other children. Go along, now.


But last time I shoved Little Jenny through a tree and got sued. This is much more fun!

*whips you with a printer cable*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-11-2003 03:11:12 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Nicole wrote:
But last time I shoved Little Jenny through a tree and got sued. This is much more fun!

*whips you with a printer cable*


What is the symbol for a Canadian Goth, anyway?

Is it a bleeding black maple leaf?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-11-2003 03:14:54 AM
quote:
Where's Waisz? had this to say about Knight Rider:
What is the symbol for a Canadian Goth, anyway?

Is it a bleeding black maple leaf?


It is so profound, so dark, so speaking to the soul that it cannot be transmitted in words. The symbol is sacred, and can only be hand-drawn by the masters of the art; no mere words can summarize.

The maple leaf was rejected 'cause it was too reminiscent of living trees and stuff.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-11-2003 03:36:19 AM
Wtf is monkeypox?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-11-2003 03:48:35 AM
new disease springing up in the midwest, transmitted from prairie dogs infected by an african rat.

Link gives more detail that I do

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-11-2003 04:10:36 AM
Ahhh. Saw it mentioned on the news, but Deth and Mom and I were all talking so we didn't watch the report on it.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-11-2003 04:32:39 AM
More people are killed in cartoonish accidents in which Bugs Bunny dresses in drag than by monkeypox each year.

Wabbit in disguise.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-11-2003 04:59:51 AM
fjear the pox.. first its chickens.. then it decides that it is too small.. so now it is monkey!!
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: