So, here I am right now, typing on this crazy Compaq that is running whisper-quiet and watching it all on a 19" flat-panel screen.
Righteous? I think so, my friends.
I don't even know you. 
No, no, I'm sure they're better than they were years ago.
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Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about Captain Planet:
admit it! your computer got monkeypox from you!!
I admit to nothing but lethally good looks.
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Where's Waisz? had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Ewww, Compaq.I don't even know you.
No, no, I'm sure they're better than they were years ago.
Parce isnt a gamer. He could give two shits less wherre his comp is from, he just wants the net and stuff 
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Verily, Falaanla Marr doth proclaim:
Parce isnt a gamer. He could give two shits less wherre his comp is from, he just wants the net and stuff
No, I'm basing it off all the horrible stuff that came upon the one I had, but that was in 1995...
It wasn't just slow; it had problems. 
I'm not sure why, though...after all, the net is filled with people like you.
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Where's Waisz? painfully thought these words up:
No, I'm basing it off all the horrible stuff that came upon the one I had, but that was in 1995...It wasn't just slow; it had problems.
My compaq laptop has performed flawlessly for the past year and a half.
As long as he or his family didn't pay out the ass for it.
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Mortious's account was hax0red to write:
If that's all Parce wants to do, then something like a Compaq is perfect (although I'd still build my own, personal tastes and all).As long as he or his family didn't pay out the ass for it.
It's a tool for research and writing. Tax deductible...to a point.
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Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
That's right. I pretty much only want to play my single-player games and go on the net.I'm not sure why, though...after all, the net is filled with people like you.
What's a p'zone?
My monitor is 19", but it's just a normal monitor, thus weighing the weight of a thousand men!!
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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There was much rejoicing when Fazum'Zen Fastfist said this:
My monithoer is 19", but it's just a normal monitor, thus weighing the weight of a thousand men!!
seriously.... it'll break down on you.. even if you only use it for simple stuff.... they are real bad machines....
The monitor of installation 04. She is 343 Guilty Spark.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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diadem had this to say about Knight Rider:
friends don't let friends by compaq!seriously.... it'll break down on you.. even if you only use it for simple stuff.... they are real bad machines....
My last computer was a Compaq.
Went for quite some time.
My own opinions are greater than that of a troll's.
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Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
My last computer was a Compaq.Went for quite some time.
My own opinions are greater than that of a troll's.
Hey, don't call me that, you stupid monkeypox carrying bitch.
...oh, right, diadem.
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Mr. Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
My last computer was a Compaq.Went for quite some time.
My own opinions are greater than that of a troll's.
(looks at parce's title)
OMFG HE HAS MONKEYPOX!
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
yes, dell is a better choice, as is a homebrewed machine, but compaq has been cleaning up their act, and are using standard parts.
Should last as long as you make it last (barring unfortunate accident)
No, Really. Bite me.
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote this stupid crap:
What's a p'zone?
*clears throat*
A p'zone is sort of like a Calzone, only in half, and by a different name so Mazzio's can't sue us. It is roughly the size of half a medium pan. It originates just like a regular medium pizza would, only the toppings are all placed on one side of the pan -- no sauce is used, as the recipient receives marinara dipping sauce to use if they so desire. After the toppings are placed on one side of the pan, the other half of the dough is folded over the toppings. A few finger-smushes around the edge to seal it, and it goes in the oven.
*bows*
If yes, do you get free pizzas?
If yes again, why have you never said so?
I could've been moochin off you LONGTIME BEBE.
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Bajah stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Kloie, you work at pizza hut?If yes, do you get free pizzas?
If yes again, why have you never said so?
I could've been moochin off you LONGTIME BEBE.
... yes.
... if I should so desire.
... I dunno. 
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A sleep deprived Veruca Salt stammered:
*clears throat*A p'zone is sort of like a Calzone, only in half, and by a different name so Mazzio's can't sue us.
*bows*
Calzone is a generic term. OMG THEY CAN'T SUE U
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Gydfather had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Calzone is a generic term. OMG THEY CAN'T SUE U
Huh. Well, we're just cool then.
