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Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 10:46:18 PM
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 10:52:27 PM
I was expecting something more shocking.
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 10:53:09 PM
quote:
Mr. Crabs had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I was expecting something more shocking.

Have you played it?

Nothing makes a good death sequence like lizard rape, I always say.

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 10:54:16 PM
o_O
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-03-2003 11:00:31 PM
I tried five minutes of it before I couldn't stand it any longer.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 11:05:44 PM
quote:
Black Mage said this about your mom:
I tried five minutes of it before I couldn't stand it any longer.

Did any of the monkeys or the snake get you?

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-03-2003 11:06:34 PM
quote:
Drysart impressed everyone with:
Did any of the monkeys or the snake get you?
No. The trial level made me want to put a gun in my mouth...

Maybe I'll restore it from the Recycling Bin and recheck it out.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

NAME TOO LONG
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 11:12:54 PM
Oh, my God.

Something Awful needs to review this game.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 11:15:55 PM
quote:
NAME TOO LONG had this to say about Captain Planet:
Oh, my God.

Something Awful needs to review this game.


They're working on one while we speak.

The trial level sucks (not to mention that the controls are entirely different than in the rest of the game). Start in Adventure mode. 0 pulls up help. Use the cheat codes on the website to go to the other levels. I actually managed to get through the first level normally.. the second switch is a BITCH to find.

[ 06-03-2003: Message edited by: Drysart ]

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-03-2003 11:20:29 PM
How do yous ave?

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 11:21:39 PM
quote:
Mog had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
How do yous ave?

You don't.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-03-2003 11:23:24 PM

What the bloody hell?

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-03-2003 11:33:44 PM
2nd switch was easy for me.

Freaking weird game.

baleeted



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 11:34:00 PM

omg hawt i'm so becoming a furry!

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-03-2003 11:36:08 PM
...
Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 11:36:31 PM
Ewww

[center]
Ta-Daa![/center]
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-03-2003 11:38:14 PM
quote:
Drysart enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
omg hawt i'm so becoming a furry!


Do you... feel ok?


( )

Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-03-2003 11:39:11 PM
They have bright blue cum too. The ones that crawl around on all fours have dark blue.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-03-2003 11:40:52 PM
ROFL

Blueberry flavoured!

twice, I'm so going to hell now

Maradon!
posted 06-03-2003 11:41:59 PM
Sorry drys, but even the rape scenes were blocky and not all that great.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 06-04-2003 02:15:03 AM
Apparently it defaults into a resolution larger than 800x600, and this crappy POS monitor doesn't support anything larger.

I can't play it.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-04-2003 02:36:07 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Rurouni Densetsu was all like:
Apparently it defaults into a resolution larger than 800x600, and this crappy POS monitor doesn't support anything larger.

I can't play it.


I laugh at your pain?

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 06-04-2003 04:37:28 AM
Well, after being raped and killed by lizards, snakes and monkeys in this game, I have decided that I am never going to the Temple of Cazic Thule EVER AGAIN.

[ 06-04-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 06-04-2003 10:29:56 AM
Why the fuck do her breasts blow up like balloons when the lizards are making her do the splits and raping her?

Oh, and that is an UNNATURALLY HUGE amount of semen. Jesus christ.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-04-2003 10:53:06 AM
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 06-04-2003 01:29:13 PM
Hot monkey love!
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 06-05-2003 02:49:32 PM
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