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Topic: Hey n00bs!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-28-2003 04:37:55 AM
I see a lot of new faces on the Who's Online right now, and not knowing strangers makes me irritated. And when I'm irritated, I ressurect the Spanish Inquisition and send them after you.

So, new people, take this thread to introduce yourself. Tell us what you like, what your favorite drink is (if you don't like any alcohol, just say "Moron Here"), and tell us how much you love me.

If you're just a loser who changed his name to something completely unrecognizable, post here as well, but put "Moron Here" for all categories.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-28-2003 04:39:20 AM
Hi, I'm new.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-28-2003 04:39:24 AM
I AM TALKING TO YOU, SALANDRA
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-28-2003 04:40:34 AM
He's been here like two and a half years with no posts, and he's FRENCH.

I don't think you're going to have much luck here.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-28-2003 04:41:50 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
He's been here like two and a half years with no posts, and he's FRENCH.

I don't think you're going to have much luck here.


How the fuck did a Frenchman infiltrate our security system?

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-28-2003 04:42:33 AM
By not making any posts for two years, would be my guess.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-28-2003 04:44:29 AM
This is why we need to be able to send belt-slaps-to-the-face via e-mail. To take care of damn sassy Snootas.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-28-2003 04:46:08 AM
I put the ass in sass.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-28-2003 04:54:24 AM
What you do with your ass is your own business.

Anyways, hopefully we will get a bigger turn-out tomorrow.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 05-28-2003 05:16:03 AM
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


Someone had to say it.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-28-2003 05:35:28 AM
Get ... the comfy chair!
Korvus
Pancake
posted 05-28-2003 06:14:25 AM
I post here occasionally, but most of you probably don't know me.

I'm 14 years old, from oregon, into computers a lot, and DDR is cool too.

I'm Fennar's brother, and I've been here for about 2 years, but I lost the password to my old account.

I know a lot of you very well, but you don't know me, so, this is here to fix that!

So, uh, yeah... Introductory Session Complete!

Korvus
Pancake
posted 05-28-2003 07:21:54 AM
If you have any questions for/about me, just ask, forgot to add that.
Gadani
U
posted 05-28-2003 04:49:09 PM
I never made an introduction thread. I'm a moron.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-28-2003 04:50:11 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I put the ass in sass.
That's a lot of sass.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-28-2003 04:53:26 PM
Why do people use dark colors so I have to ignore them? I swear I have half the people on the board's colors ignored now.

Here's a newsflash.. dark green, blue or grey all don't go well against our new background okay?

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 05-28-2003 05:01:47 PM
I was going to use hot pink, but then I didnt..

Cause im so goth, like.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 05-28-2003 05:03:03 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm)'s fortune cookie read:
Why do people use dark colors so I have to ignore them? I swear I have half the people on the board's colors ignored now.

Here's a newsflash.. dark green, blue or grey all don't go well against our new background okay?


You know there's a button so their text shows up white...

Oh shi...
what
posted 05-28-2003 05:06:31 PM
You didn't read her post did you?
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-28-2003 05:23:22 PM
quote:
Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
You know there's a button so their text shows up white...

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-28-2003 05:28:06 PM
Hi, I'm new.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-28-2003 05:30:05 PM
quote:
Verily, Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle doth proclaim:
You know there's a button so their text shows up white...

Maybe that's the button she used to ignore their colors!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 05-28-2003 05:30:59 PM
Korvus, where in Oregon are you from?
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-28-2003 05:34:08 PM
I'm new!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-28-2003 05:43:19 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Maybe that's the button she used to ignore their colors!

Addy
posted 05-28-2003 05:44:24 PM
My color > all
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-28-2003 05:51:20 PM
Hair.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-28-2003 05:56:24 PM
Wow Terena, an anime sig that I actually like for once. Congratulations. Who is that?
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-28-2003 05:57:27 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm)'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Wow Terena, an anime sig that I actually like for once. Congratulations. Who is that?

Mamimi from FLCL.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Steven Steve
posted 05-28-2003 06:04:32 PM
quote:
Korvus was listening to Cher while typing:
I post here occasionally, but most of you probably don't know me.

I'm 14 years old, from oregon, into computers a lot, and DDR is cool too.

I'm Fennar's brother, and I've been here for about 2 years, but I lost the password to my old account.

I know a lot of you very well, but you don't know me, so, this is here to fix that!

So, uh, yeah... Introductory Session Complete!


Mr. Gastalpo... We missed you.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-28-2003 06:13:37 PM
quote:
Terena Azal had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Mamimi from FLCL.


What is FLCL please!

Ni-na
Pancake
posted 05-28-2003 06:24:28 PM
The name of an anime series. It's not as pretty as that, that's fan art... Besides, you would probably end up weirded out by it. o.O
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 05-28-2003 07:12:28 PM
Is that the crappy one the play around midnight on TechTV?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 05-28-2003 08:54:12 PM
quote:
Gadani Aerofist had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I never made an introduction thread. I'm a moron.


Hell, neither did I, but that didn't make me a moron. I was a moron before I even registered.

Ragabash
Pancake
posted 05-28-2003 09:02:48 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Wow Terena, an anime sig that I actually like for once. Congratulations. Who is that?

You mean...you don't like...mine!?

Feed my hungry soul.
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 05-28-2003 09:10:30 PM
You know... I was gona make a thread like this about some Vint guy I kept seeing there, but then I forgot about it, thanks Parcelan.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-29-2003 12:16:44 AM
quote:
Ragabash had this to say about Knight Rider:
You mean...you don't like...mine!?


Yours doesn't have as much expression on the face as Terena's does. I was really moved when I saw that one. It takes a lot for me to do that with anime usually, because I am not really into that form of art, so for it to show me that much emotion means something.

I really wish someone would just tell me which anime it is from, and show me the original art. I don't care if it is fan art. I am serious when I say I like it.

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-29-2003 12:21:01 AM
Offical art from the Groundwork Artbook.

FLCL is the name of the series.

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-29-2003 12:23:06 AM
Its the same character her last several sig pics have been of Nae. ^.^




Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-29-2003 12:24:29 AM
quote:
Terena Azal said this about your mom:
Offical art from the Groundwork Artbook.

FLCL is the name of the series.


I refuse to believe that picture is even official. It looks like bad fanart. I hate that picture.

edit: Even Naota doesn't look right.

[ 05-29-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

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