I propose a competition! The object of this competition is to see who can last the longest without masturbation. In order to level the playing field somewhat, only people who have masturbated at least once in the past two weeks can compete.
Rules:
1) If more than 15 people participate in the competition, I'll buy a custom title for the winner.
2) The honour system is in place, don't cheat. If you masturbate to completion, post in the competition thread that you're out of the race (and note the approximate time you did so, in event of a tie)
3) For the purposes of this competition, masturbation is defined as "A self induced orgasm". If your partner makes you orgasm without using YOUR hands as an aid, you are still in the competition. So sex and other sexual acts are allowed, just not any form of masturbation to completion.
4) If there's any interest (7+ people) the competition will commence tomorrow at Midnight Eastern time.
Who's interested?
Any suggestions on rule changes?
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Karnaj impressed everyone with:
I think it should be no orgasms, period, for the simple fact my girlfriend is a short drive away, and because of that, if I entered the contest, I could live without whackin' it indefinitely.
my logic was that there's a difference between the two, and that even in a relationship with copious amounts of sex, masturbation is still a factor.
that and I didn't want to jeopardize any relationships...
No, Really. Bite me.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Karnaj said:
I think it should be no orgasms, period, for the simple fact my girlfriend is a short drive away, and because of that, if I entered the contest, I could live without whackin' it indefinitely.
I'm in the same boat. 4 Miles when you have a car isn't very far. 
Cept on the weekends, I never get to see her on the weekends, damn evil mother of doom who never lets me out of the house(I have to go to my mom's house on the weekends).
coruse i allsmto garentee ill be the first ot loose, byut thats tno the point
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So quoth Vorago:
Not going to bother joining a contest I know I can't win
wimp, I gave it up for lent once.
That was rough, but I did it (and yes, this was before 40 days and 40 nights was a movie)
No, Really. Bite me.
Starting.............................. now.
Wait, wait!
Okey, now.
...
Shit 
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Bajah had this to say about (_|_):
None of you would even have a prayer if I entered this contest. I went 4 years, I can do it again.
I won!
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Everyone wondered WTF when Bajah wrote:
I went 4 years, I can do it again.
Jeez, did you blow a hole through your shower?
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Doomie had this to say about Cuba:
Jeez, did you blow a hole through your shower?
Naw, it just lost its fun a long long time ago.
[ 05-21-2003: Message edited by: Gydfather ]
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And the loser has to jizz on my face. [ 05-21-2003: Message edited by: Winston Churchill ]
Let's see how long I can last without masturabtion!
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So quoth Iron Parcelan:
Okay, okayAnd the loser has to jizz on my face.
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How.... Katrinity.... uughhhhhh:
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Iron Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Okay, okayAnd the loser has to jizz on my face.
Owned
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Iron Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Okay, okayAnd the loser has to jizz on my face.
Whoops!
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