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Topic: This thread is dedicated to all the Wimminz of EC.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-18-2003 07:28:35 AM
So, I was just perusing ECFaces, and I have come to a conclusion. Y'all are some mighty fine specticles of womanhood, Each and every last one of you.


So, this thread's for you.


TO THE LADIES!

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-18-2003 07:32:50 AM
We all know you're using the gay thing as a cover up.
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nem-x
posted 05-18-2003 08:22:11 AM
I'm gay. Now make with the invitations to your slumber parties... naked slumber parties.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Oh shi...
what
posted 05-18-2003 08:30:11 AM
Ahh yes, the fabled naked women slumber parties...
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Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 05-18-2003 10:04:10 AM
Wait..

Aury's NOT GAY?????

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 05-18-2003 10:18:49 AM
Jake's rubbing off on him.

(no h8)

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-18-2003 10:21:30 AM
quote:
nem-x³ had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'm gay. Now make with the invitations to your slumber parties... naked slumber parties.

Aury's having a slumber party?

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 05-18-2003 10:39:06 AM
But wait, I thought you hated us all because we were dirty and slimy?
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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 05-18-2003 11:08:47 AM
Dude, when's the slumber party omg
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Big Rude Jake
Pancake
posted 05-18-2003 01:17:27 PM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Jake's rubbing off on him.

(no h8)

I am not!

I'm just talking dirty

Look into my eyes and see that I'm smiling back.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-18-2003 01:42:16 PM
>.o Dude...

AM SO NOT EVEN!

Wait... I'm with Tal here, Aury's not gay?

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-18-2003 02:34:20 PM
Awwww

*gives the AuryBear a hug*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-18-2003 03:15:47 PM
quote:
Trillee's account was hax0red to write:
Wait... I'm with Tal here, Aury's not gay?

Aury has a disturbing heterosexual tendency when he's drunk.

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-18-2003 03:17:35 PM
Ooohhh... that explains.. alot.

*nods all sage like and backs away*

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-18-2003 03:17:50 PM
Icky!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-18-2003 03:22:10 PM
quote:
{Tal} got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Wait..

Aury's NOT GAY?????

Hey, more penis for me!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-18-2003 04:24:33 PM
*grabs her sleeping bag and pillow*

Well?! Where's the damn slumber party!?

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-18-2003 04:24:33 PM
Double-post?


You must be mistaken.

[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: Xyrra ]

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-18-2003 04:26:29 PM
quote:
Xyrra was listening to Cher while typing:
Double-post?

*double-posts Xyrra*

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-18-2003 04:28:28 PM
quote:
How.... Drysart.... uughhhhhh:
*double-posts Xyrra*

Get a room.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-18-2003 04:30:11 PM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze attempted to be funny by writing:
Hey, more penis for me!

GQMPFM

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-18-2003 04:32:47 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived JooJooFlop stammered:
GQMPFM

hahahahaha

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-18-2003 04:35:29 PM
^^^^
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 05-18-2003 05:01:56 PM
*packs her bags*


OOO slumber party? WHERE? ^_^

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-18-2003 05:02:52 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop's account was hax0red to write:
GQMPFM

omfg

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-18-2003 05:03:55 PM
... erm, I sleep naked.

*wraps herself in seven sheets and hides in a big blanketball in the corner*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-18-2003 05:22:13 PM
what the fuck happened to this thread while I was asleep?

[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: Auryfolf ]

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-18-2003 05:22:17 PM
what the fuck happened to this thread while I was double posting?

[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: Auryfolf ]

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-18-2003 05:22:27 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
GQMPFM

ROFL


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-18-2003 05:25:03 PM
*yawn*
Ok, kids. Here's the skinny on me.


I am QUITE gay. HOWEVER: When I have a little bit to drink, The LITTLE LITTLE BITTY sliver of bi that's hiding somewhere deep in my subconcious usually comes out to play. Yesterday, However, I was not drunk. I really meant that. Gay as I am, I can still admire feminine beauty.

and now you know.

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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 05-18-2003 05:27:46 PM
And knowing that Aury's gay is half the battle. The battle against the Machines.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-18-2003 05:29:46 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
Awwww

*gives the AuryBear a hug*

ANNOUNCEMENT, FOLKS!!


This would be the correct response!

[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: Auryfolf ]

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-18-2003 05:32:14 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
And knowing that Aury's gay is half the battle. The battle against the Machines.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-18-2003 05:33:44 PM
GQMPFM?

Not sure I want to know, but I have to ask.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-18-2003 05:36:53 PM
quote:
Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
GQMPFM?

Not sure I want to know, but I have to ask.

Remember Whineplay! GQLLFM! Good, quit, less lag for me!

GQMPFM! Good, quit, more penis for me!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-18-2003 05:41:24 PM
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-18-2003 05:52:49 PM
quote:
How.... Comrade Snoota.... uughhhhhh:
Remember Whineplay! GQLLFM! Good, quit, less lag for me!

GQMPFM! Good, quit, more penis for me!

Ahahahahahahaha!

GQLLFM was all the hint I needed--that's hilarious!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-18-2003 06:58:32 PM
quote:
Nicole obviously shouldn't have said:
... erm, I sleep naked.

I don't, but I'm willing to change!


Sorry, couldn't help it..

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Maradon!
posted 05-18-2003 07:09:02 PM
quote:
So quoth Zephyer Kyuukaze:

That smiley will never work again

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 05-18-2003 07:21:09 PM
Slumber party is at my house everynight!
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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