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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-18-2003 02:59:25 AM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-18-2003 03:16:31 AM
The male unsexy face is a lot more flattering than the female unsexy face.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 05-18-2003 03:19:13 AM
Wax the eyebrows of the "female unsexy face", give her some mascara, and you've basically got the "female sexy face."
Steven Steve
posted 05-18-2003 03:36:23 AM
stop whining
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-18-2003 03:50:59 AM
I find the "unattractive" male more attractive. The "attractive" looks fakey, too perfect. Perfect men have never been my cup of tea.

[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Steven Steve
posted 05-18-2003 03:54:36 AM
So you like ugly people more?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-18-2003 03:55:31 AM
I like real men better than Ken dolls.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-18-2003 03:57:40 AM
I'm a sucker for facial hair. A man with a goatee or a good beard makes me glee. Evil magician moustaches are sexy. I even like a flowing, powerful Norse god beard. The male "sexy" face looks like a little boy. GO GO FLOWING BEARD OF POWER.

And I happen to find paleness kinda sexy, actually.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-18-2003 03:58:30 AM
Facial hair and the Lyinar do not mix

*shudders*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Led
*kaboom*
posted 05-18-2003 04:05:47 AM
I like the hairy norse menz. Bajah has been corrupted, his goatee is getting shaggy
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-18-2003 04:40:42 AM

Sexy, sexy facial hair.

Carl's going to kill me for that.

[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: Nicole ]



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-18-2003 04:42:11 AM
Damn Leo, you got hairy


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 05-18-2003 03:36:39 PM
quote:
Nicole impressed everyone with:

Sexy, sexy facial hair.

Carl's going to kill me for that.


And we played the first thing that came to our heads, and it just so happened to be the best song in the world.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-18-2003 04:03:46 PM
How odd, I have all the characteristics of a "sexy" male face.

I certainly don't agree with that.

Maradon!
posted 05-18-2003 04:22:04 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about (_|_):
How odd, I have all the characteristics of a "sexy" male face.

I certainly don't agree with that.


As do I, apart from the tan, and yet I still haven't had sex in years!

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-18-2003 04:23:12 PM
I was about to say the same thing as Klo. It doesn't help that the female "sexy" face is made-up.

And yeah, imho the male "unsexy" face is more attractive. Never really liked tanned guys anyway.

[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: leckzilla! ]

NAME TOO LONG
Pancake
posted 05-18-2003 04:27:42 PM
edited

[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: NAME TOO LONG ]

Steven Steve
posted 05-18-2003 04:32:07 PM
I have pretty much all of the "attractive" male traits besides the larger upper head thing... That's kinda weird
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-18-2003 04:41:17 PM
quote:
Bill wrote:
As do I, apart from the tan, and yet I still haven't had sex in years!

I don't know, I've noticed members of the fairer sex looking at me when I wander around.

I just don't try.

Maradon!
posted 05-18-2003 04:43:11 PM
Girls frighten me
Steven Steve
posted 05-18-2003 04:44:13 PM
I just wanna punch them in the gut, seriously

Edit: On second thought, I want to punch everyone in the gut

[ 05-18-2003: Message edited by: Fazum'Zen Fastfist ]

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-18-2003 04:48:00 PM
I'd prefer to have a steady job and my own place before I seriously go looking.

At that rate, I may have a girlfriend by 40. Angst!

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 05-18-2003 04:49:24 PM
It should also be noted that those definitions only really apply to very non-ethnic white people.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-18-2003 04:56:44 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Knight Rider:
I'm a sucker for facial hair. A man with a goatee or a good beard makes me glee.

How YOU doin'!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-18-2003 11:08:09 PM
How YOU doin'?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-18-2003 11:34:22 PM
quote:
Mortious spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I don't know, I've noticed members of the fairer sex looking at me when I wander around.

They'd stop if you put on some pants.

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