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Topic: Why just get your tongue pierced?
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-14-2003 03:03:16 PM
Now you can get it split! http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/05/13/tongue.splitting.ap/index.html


Hurry up Goths.. get in line before it's outlawed!


Okay.. do you think it should be outlawed? why? why not?


Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-14-2003 03:04:14 PM
I was just about to post this.

People are fucking stupid.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-14-2003 03:04:34 PM
God, sweet Jesus in heaven almighty fucking Martha Stewart on an elephants back.

That is the ugliest thing in body mods I've seen yet.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-14-2003 03:05:50 PM
But think.. you can have it pierced TWICE!
Maradon!
posted 05-14-2003 03:06:19 PM
quote:
A few do it for shock value.

A few? rofl

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-14-2003 03:07:52 PM
Heh... that guy who wants to be a snake has it done
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-14-2003 03:10:04 PM
quote:
Katrinity said this about your mom:
Heh... that guy who wants to be a snake has it done

Yeah that really makes for a great Advert.

"Hey everyone. This fucking moron who thinks he is a reptile has it done. So should you!"

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 03:10:21 PM
Hey, if people can pay a surgeon to make them more attractive, I see no reason why these social misfits can't pay one to make them uglier. I just find the prospect of these people walking around with forked tounges when they're, like, 60 or so, really, really funny.

[ 05-14-2003: Message edited by: Bloodcookie ]


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 05-14-2003 03:17:28 PM
I cannot understand why someone would pay to have a flaming hot scalpel sliced through their tongue

I mean, there are just better ways to spend money

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-14-2003 03:23:21 PM
I dunno.. think about the porn industry.. if they had at least ONE goth chick with her tongue that way doing BJ's I bet they would sell a TON of DvD's!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-14-2003 03:26:37 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I dunno.. think about the porn industry.. if they had at least ONE goth chick with her tongue that way doing BJ's I bet they would sell a TON of DvD's!


Nae, you're so kinky!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mightion Defensor
posted 05-14-2003 03:26:55 PM
That's the thillith thing I've ever heard of.

Thome people need thomething elth to do.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-14-2003 03:39:31 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Vorago said:
I cannot understand why someone would pay to have a flaming hot scalpel sliced through their tongue

I mean, there are just better ways to spend money


No kidding. What next, paying someone to repeatedly kick you in the nutsack? It makes about as much sense and isn't as permanently disfiguring.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-14-2003 03:41:53 PM
Makes as much sense as putting hooks through your nipples and hanging from the ceiling, but people do that, too.

/shrug

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-14-2003 03:41:56 PM
In some countried young boys pay people to insert small plastic calls under the skin of thier penis. Basicly Makis it ribber for her pleasure without the rubber.

I think I will pass thank you. *cringe*

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-14-2003 03:50:32 PM
quote:
Azizza stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
In some countried young boys pay people to insert small plastic calls under the skin of thier penis. Basicly Makis it ribber for her pleasure without the rubber.

I think I will pass thank you. *cringe*


OOOH IDEA!

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-14-2003 04:20:21 PM
quote:
Verily, The Nae (tm) doth proclaim:
I dunno.. think about the porn industry.. if they had at least ONE goth chick with her tongue that way doing BJ's I bet they would sell a TON of DvD's!


Id buy pirate it


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-14-2003 04:23:35 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say:
Makes as much sense as putting hooks through your nipples and hanging from the ceiling, but people do that, too.

Stop watching me.

Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 05-14-2003 04:25:52 PM
I saw that in a magazine once...that is gross and a half. I want to get my tongue peirced when I get enough money...but not that.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-14-2003 04:34:11 PM
repeatedly kicks Call in the nutsack.. FOR FREE!
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-14-2003 04:39:59 PM
Hey, here's an idea:

Put a hole in your tounge large enough for a penis. Think of the blowjobs!

Maradon!
posted 05-14-2003 04:55:15 PM
I concur. It's retarded, but I disagree with banning it.

Letting the goth generation make examples of themselves is a more effective deterrent anyway.

Kinda like hippies and crack / lsd.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-14-2003 05:07:01 PM
Not something I'd do.... or even consider.

But, no reason to ban or outlaw it. It's not hurting anyone.

Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 05-14-2003 05:15:06 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis probably says this to all the girls:
Hey, here's an idea:

Put a hole in your tounge large enough for a penis. Think of the blowjobs!



I have a friend who's boyfriend has his tongue gauged up to a 00. He's kinda fun to talk to.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-14-2003 05:45:03 PM
... no.

Sorry, but my body modifications are cut off at tattoos.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Steven Steve
posted 05-14-2003 05:51:43 PM
next up: split scrotums
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-14-2003 05:53:18 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Fazum'Zen Fastfist:
next up: split scrotums

Nutachello rides again!

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 05:55:08 PM
If people want to look like ugly freaks, it's their right. It is, after all, their body, and they are free to do with it however they please.
It's also my right to refuse to associate myself with said freaks. ^_^
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-14-2003 06:07:33 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about dark elf butts:
next up: split scrotums

I have seen split/pierced penii on some site, it reminded me of when you take a knife and slice the ends of your hot dogs before you cook them.. and then they like bend over and stuff after you cook them... except with piercings.

Steven Steve
posted 05-14-2003 06:12:02 PM
I don't have a problem with tongue splittings, nor do I have a problem with stuffing my fat face or getting no exercise*

*hint

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-14-2003 06:24:48 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) thought about the meaning of life:
But think.. you can have it pierced TWICE!

lol, I've actually seen a pic somewhere of a guy who has done that.


I think it was vampirefreaks.com

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-14-2003 06:52:47 PM
Eh, why the hell not do it? I find that sort of thing quite interesting, not the sort of thing I'd personally do or approve of, but that's tame in comparison to some people I know.
Cinnistyr
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 06:57:54 PM
heh... this is kinda funny. First you say that body mods are no big thing, then you knock this idea just because the freak in the picture was an ugly boy, and his tongue looked like a nasty mangled peice of meat... and in that part, I agree... it was nasty looking... but I feel that body art or modification has as much to do with the canvas as it does the art itself. A tattoo isnt gonna look as good on some old sailors belly as it might on an attractive young (wo)mans torso, and neither do peircings. All a matter of perspective imho. And actually, if I didnt have a revulsion to the idea of a hot knife slicing my tongue in two, I'd seriously consider it. I gotta agree with Nae on this.. oral sex would be FANTASTIC.... and it wouldnt really matter if a guy or a girl did it. Two tongues on one sensitive spot, especially with full control, would just blow the minds of most mortals.... any porn star that got one would make a mint, and i can guarantee I'd have my girlfriend climbing the walls if I had a split tongue. Of course, it helps that one knows how to USE it before getting it split into two. I'm thinking that learning to control it seperately cant be that easy, and would take alot of practice. If I ever get one, I'll let you all know and would need some practice targets. Do let me know
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-14-2003 07:12:47 PM
oooh Cinn is right!!! LESBIAN PRON!!!


Grendel
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 07:30:11 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by The Nae (tm):
I have seen split/pierced penii on some site, it reminded me of when you take a knife and slice the ends of your hot dogs before you cook them.. and then they like bend over and stuff after you cook them... except with piercings.

Dun dun dun

NSFW!!!

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 07:41:02 PM
OW, OW, OW, Jesus, god, Christ, OW, FUCK, OW!
It hurts and stings.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Grendel
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 07:46:13 PM
quote:
Grendel attempted to be funny by writing:
Dun dun dun

NSFW!!!


whoops to old to edit... Go to the "S" section and click on subincision.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-14-2003 07:48:24 PM
Thank you Grendel!


THIS IS SO TOTALLY NSFW!!!!!!

http://www.bmezine.com/glossary/index.html


btw

Grendel
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 08:09:27 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) said this about your mom:
Thank you Grendel!


THIS IS SO TOTALLY NSFW!!!!!!

http://www.bmezine.com/glossary/index.html


btw


It just links to the main page

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-14-2003 08:13:45 PM
Darnit.. okay click the link and then go to B and then Bisection.


THAT IS TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR SMALL CHLIDREN OR PEOPLE ITH HEART CONDITIONS.

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