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Topic: Holy McJeebus!
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-14-2003 01:24:36 PM
DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU'RE AT WORK


I'm so sobbing right now. That's standing next to an actual 2-liter bottle of soda.


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Sean
posted 05-14-2003 01:26:36 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-14-2003 01:27:14 PM

Alllllrighty, then.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 05-14-2003 01:27:40 PM
*bleaches his eyes*
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-14-2003 01:27:52 PM
^^^^
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Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 01:30:38 PM
I shudder at the thought of a person who could and would actually use this...

[ 05-14-2003: Message edited by: BlueMage ]

Check out my art
Check out my stock photos
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-14-2003 01:34:22 PM
It's probably custom made for this woman. ☻
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 05-14-2003 02:44:43 PM
sigh...why

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-14-2003 02:48:53 PM
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Maradon!
posted 05-14-2003 02:56:19 PM
"Has fisting left your labia swaying in the wind? Has chronic vegetable insertion got your vagina streched wide enough to accomodate an X-Box? Have you given birth without even realizing it? Well have we got the dildo for you!"
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Yuri
posted 05-14-2003 03:35:36 PM
quote:
Bill had this to say about Duck Tales:
"Has fisting left your labia swaying in the wind? Has chronic vegetable insertion got your vagina streched wide enough to accomodate an X-Box? Have you given birth without even realizing it? Well have we got the dildo for you!"

omfg... Great shit

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Ni-na
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 03:42:49 PM
... -.-;;

Pray tell how you came around this...?

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-14-2003 03:53:43 PM
*shrgus*

iv eseen bigger


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 05-14-2003 04:02:31 PM
Aury..

Why for you looking for 17 inch black rubber cocks?

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-14-2003 05:20:23 PM
quote:
{Tal} thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Aury..

Why for you looking for 17 inch black rubber cocks?

He's not, I showed it to him.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Sean
posted 05-14-2003 05:21:17 PM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze had this to say about Knight Rider:
He's not, I showed it to him.

Okay, why were you looking for 17 inch black rubber cocks?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-14-2003 05:24:15 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by DƒU:
Okay, why were you looking for 17 inch black rubber cocks?

'Cause Mikasi showed it to me.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 05-14-2003 05:26:40 PM
OH GOD, OW OW OW
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-14-2003 05:27:10 PM
quote:
Bill enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
"Has fisting left your labia swaying in the wind? Has chronic vegetable insertion got your vagina streched wide enough to accomodate an X-Box? Have you given birth without even realizing it? Well have we got the dildo for you!"

LOL. Very nice.

And.. stockroom is very spiff site. *nods*

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-14-2003 05:27:43 PM
quote:
DƒU wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Okay, why were you mikasilooking for 17 inch black rubber cocks?

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-14-2003 05:42:21 PM
Sweet heathen fuck.

I'd buy that. And stick it on my dining room table as a centerpiece.

Fuck .



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-14-2003 05:43:38 PM
quote:
Trent had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
LOL. Very nice.

And.. stockroom is very spiff site. *nods*

I've had it bookmarked for awhile now.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-14-2003 05:44:40 PM
quote:
Mog attempted to be funny by writing:
Okay, why were you mikasilooking for 17 inch black rubber cocks?

Why, to show me, of course!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 05-14-2003 11:02:06 PM
that's nothing compared to... THOR!
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 05-14-2003 11:13:04 PM
None of them can beat the one that killed that lady in "A Clockwork Orange".
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-14-2003 11:47:07 PM
quote:
Lee Taxx0r had this to say about Pirotess:
that's nothing compared to... THOR!

that's old news. =)

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Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 05-15-2003 12:54:03 AM
quote:
Auryfolf painfully thought these words up:
that's old news. =)

I know, but it seemed apropriate.

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-15-2003 01:24:04 AM
quote:
Lee Taxx0r had this to say about dark elf butts:
I know, but it seemed apropriate.

alrightie then. =)

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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 05-15-2003 02:24:50 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Zephyer Kyuukaze wrote:
'Cause Mikasi showed it to me.


It's a cockspiracy

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-15-2003 02:33:46 AM

And ROFL Mara


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-15-2003 03:22:02 AM
quote:
Bill thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
"Has fisting left your labia swaying in the wind? Has chronic vegetable insertion got your vagina streched wide enough to accomodate an X-Box? Have you given birth without even realizing it? Well have we got the dildo for you!"

Funniest...post...today...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 05-15-2003 04:06:37 AM
Were it more reasonably priced I would buy it and put it next to my monitor. Great conversation piece it would be.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-15-2003 06:44:08 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Led said:
OH GOD, OW OW OW
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Cass
Pancake
posted 05-15-2003 08:07:46 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when BlueMage said this:
I shudder at the thought of a person who could and would actually use this...
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-15-2003 05:11:21 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about John Romero:
OH GOD, OW OW OW
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