"I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!"
or
"Oh dear GOD someone get me some ex-lax before I karnaj!"
"Unfortunately, bondage belly dancing never really caught on as a male sport..."
"These pits are cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeean!"
"The real reason Sephiroth went bad: frequent, painful shaving accidents"
"Truly, Terena is Fluffy the Goldfish's alt. Notice the condescending glare and pucker of the lips."
"Ancient Egyptians all loved playing peek-a-boo with Udjat."
"IN THE BEGINNING...apparently God only had two colors. And it sucked."
"How not to apply the Vulcan Nerve Pinch"
"if your Ditty is making this expression, it's time to change the litter box."
"The rebellious tendencies of young people hit an all time high today when they decided it was 'cool' to rebel against gravity. They all died later when the blood rushing to their heads caused them to explode."
"Little did anyone know Kirara was secretly in it just for the view of cleavage."
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I'm smiling because I know I can beat you up with my hair.
Excuse me.. can someone point me to the next audition for a Disney animated movie?
joined forces with
Mortious...
Bill (formerly Maradonnie)
and Death of Rats
to form EC's latest boy band, "Clonez Wit' Attitude"
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If you say i look like a girl one more time, I'll get mad scientist up along side of you. [ 04-29-2003: Message edited by: Death of Rats ]
Lyiner had told Deth that he could't do any more cloning, But she never said anything about genetic splicing, Hence, it became Death of Nem.
quote:
Jajahotep thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Iron Parcelan: Hello, I am a lemming. *falls off the cliff*
nem-x: Hello, I too am a lemming. *falls off the cliff*
Bill: Yo, I'm a lemming. *falls off the cliff*
Baron Von Mortay: I am a lemming, but I am a cooler lemming, and therefore I won't fall off the cliff just yet. *trips over his own feet and falls off the cliff*
DoR: The Lemming that waits for all lemmings at the bottom of the cliff.*
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"I know what you're thinking I don't need your reasons Don't tell me 'cause it hurts "
*snort* Duuuuude.. pass the cookie dough.
"I am the long lost cousin of Boba Fett! They call me Bobby Fett."
"Anyone see a bug in here?"
"WTFY"
Do i have pillow face?
Not many people know this after the Papal cover-up, but Jesus Christ wasn't actually killed, he was merely used as a power source for the Roman smite-cannon.
"They say you can't lick your own elbow, BUT I'LL PROVE 'EM ALL WRONG!!"
I hope my sister doesn't notice I'm spying on her through the hole I drilled in her closet wall...
I promise it won't hurt, it's very soft rope.
Last time I use leftover color light balbs....
"Hey baby. I don't need hands to hold up this sword."
Well, I may have put my eyes out during my paladin training, but it was woth it. I'm damn shiney now.
shut up 'fore i stab you with my ears.
quote:
Auryfolf's fortune cookie read:shut up 'fore i stab you with my ears.
It isn't her ears I would be worried about getting stabbed with.
Somebody better get me a set of even boobs, FAST! [ 04-30-2003: Message edited by: Jajahotep ]
Honry Tentacle Plant Ravages Home! Film At 11! [ 04-30-2003: Message edited by: Random Insanity Generator ]
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Unbeknownst(sp?) to most people, Jar-Jar lives on as a robot
quote:[/QB][/QUOTE]
Death of Rats thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
my version..
DoR: The Lemming that waits for all lemmings at the bottom of the cliff.*
So... you jumped first?
"Little known fact: this isn't a plant pot, it's a fishtank. The fish is also very, very desperate."
"MIDDLE-EARTH AIR GUITAR!!!"
Suddenly remembers he left the stove on. [ 04-30-2003: Message edited by: Ragabash ]
KittyKat ----(x_x)----o MadKat [ 04-30-2003: Message edited by: Someone Else ]
...Richard felt a vacation was in order...
You've been a naughty little hobbit haven't you.
"Sir my name is William Fontaine De La Toure Dauterive..." [ 04-30-2003: Message edited by: Jajahotep ]
quote:
Iron Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
King of the Hill reference.
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