Now, my mother has asked me to start thinking of things I might want, the problem is I can't think of much. I have many hats, I have many swords, all I can think of is booze, a pair of sunglasses, and a cool digital voice recorder.
Anyways, give me some suggestions on what to ask for! Rare, expensive alcohols are good, as are technological doodads.
GO!
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Kahuna Ryuu had this to say about Duck Tales:
Bacardi.
I either drink the Cap'n or imported rum or nothing at all! Fuck that trendy cocksmoker shit.
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Nobody really understood why Kahuna Ryuu wrote:
Smirnoff Blue?
...it comes in blue?
What else is there?
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Iron Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
...it comes in blue?
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Iron Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
In a few days, during May 11th, a Sunday, and also Mother's Day, it will be...my birthday.
Tell her that what you really want, is a hug.
She'll be so happy and feel so loved, that she won't even notice you picking her pocket. After, you can take the money you just snagged, and go out and buy whatever you want.
You're happy. Your mom's happy. Everybody wins! 
Ask for a big bottle of Jognny Walker Black or Gold.
Ask for a small bottle of Johnny Walker Blue.
Logitech MX700.
oakleys.
A computer remote control (lets you easily change tracks, control DVD's, etc... VERY NICE) (best is the ATI remote wonder, cheapest is the creative PC-DVD)
No, Really. Bite me.
I add absolutely nothing else to this thread.
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If I want to see that, I'll just throw a bunch of paint on Kegwen and Azymyth.
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Iron Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Absinth makes you see green fairies.If I want to see that, I'll just throw a bunch of paint on Kegwen and Azymyth.
I'm hurt that you didn't comment on my wonderful suggestions...
No, Really. Bite me.
I have decided that I want a monocle, though.
Now, what are these Oakleys and why are they so good?
My Birthday is the 14th..Pain in the ass with that being on mothers day every few years ya?
It's not 'uber geeky', it's just a damn good mouse. Optical, wireless, rechargable, so it's easier to use.
-A monocle
-A pen camera
-A heavy-duty blender
-Lots of various kinds of booze
-A digital voice recorder
Questions!
-What are oakleys?
-Johnny Walker is a type of whiskey, ya? When did it come out in Blue? Explain!
-What is a Nomad Jukebox?
-What are some other cool doodads? And should I ask for a digital camera...which is a cool doodad.
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There was much rejoicing when Iron Parcelan said this:
I should point out that I'm not nerds like the rest of you, so I don't really care about upgrading computer shit.I have decided that I want a monocle, though.
Now, what are these Oakleys and why are they so good?
Oakleys are quite possibly the world's second best sunglasses, following closely behind revos (looking $500+ for cheap ones). But oakleys are fairly affordable, have some of the best build quality, best lenses... They're amazing.
go here: http://www.oakley.com/ostore/eyewear/
to see their selection of sunglasses...
browse around the site, read all the goodness, then find a local dealer, and see what looks best on you...
No, Really. Bite me.
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Iron Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Okay, so far here is what I have for my list...
...Questions!-What are oakleys?
-Johnny Walker is a type of whiskey, ya? When did it come out in Blue? Explain!
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Oakley is a brand of SunGlasses, expensive, but i belive they carry a lifetime warrenty
I belive Johnny wlaker Blue is in referance to the label, i belive diffrent color labels mean diffren ages/malts/blends.
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Iron Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
-Johnny Walker is a type of whiskey, ya? When did it come out in Blue? Explain!
-What is a Nomad Jukebox?
Nomad jukebox is a hard drive based MP3 player, like an apple ipod. Holds tons of mp3's, and plays them.
Johnnie walker is scotch whisky. It comes in four levels of goodness.
First is Johnnie red, it's a basic scotch, about average.
Next is black, it's made with better whisky, aged longer, and definatly above average.
Gold is third, it's better scotch than most people will ever taste.
Blue is the crowning glory of scotch, it's mong th finest scotch whiskys in the world. Known for it's perfection.
No, Really. Bite me.
and look under:
the scotch -> the house of johnnie walker
It's gooooooood stuff.
No, Really. Bite me.
-A monocle
-A blender
-A pen cam
-A voice recorder
-A pair of oakleys
-Booze
-A George Foreman grill
I don't really think I would use an mp3 player, as I don't really have any mp3s to listen to.
So...do I need any hardware to go with that pencam?
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Iron Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Well, the list is as follows:-A monocle
-A blender
-A pen cam
-A voice recorder
-A pair of oakleys
-Booze
-A George Foreman grillI don't really think I would use an mp3 player, as I don't really have any mp3s to listen to.
So...do I need any hardware to go with that pencam?
an empty usb port.
No, Really. Bite me.
I also added a Homsar shirt and a The Cheat hood to the list.
QUESTION: Would a digital camera be greedy?
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Iron Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Can do!I also added a Homsar shirt and a The Cheat hood to the list.
QUESTION: Would a digital camera be greedy?
well, depends on the camera, how your family is, and the like...
For my B-day gift this year, i'm getting $100. So had I asked for something like just a pair of oakleys, I would be greedy.
I know some people that have been given a car as a birthday gift. It all depends on how much your family is wanting to give.
No, Really. Bite me.
So I guess the word is: "is it excessive?"
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Iron Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I am not allowed to speak of family wealth, but I'll just say we're well-off.So I guess the word is: "is it excessive?"
My personal opinion is that your current list is a wee bit bloated... Ever seen the harry potter movies? Remeber Dudley?
But then again, I don't live there, and you'll have to measure against past performance...
If the current list is a fair bit under last year's haul, then feel free to add a digicam to the list, but if it's close, then don't be greedy.
No, Really. Bite me.
But then again, we are poor. =/
All depends on your family structure. It'll eb easier to judge if you can tell us what you got last year, or what someone else in yoru family has gotten.
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Gikkwiny had this to say about Knight Rider:
... Well, I mean, for my family, just the oakleys would be like.. birthday and christmas.But then again, we are poor. =/
All depends on your family structure. It'll eb easier to judge if you can tell us what you got last year, or what someone else in yoru family has gotten.
Sorry, forbidden knowledge.
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Inferno-Spirit wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
If you're getting a pair of Oakleys, get these
No...just...no.
Have you ever seen anyone actually wearing those??
I have..I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.
They make the person look like a gigantic insect.
