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Topic: ...James Christ?
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-19-2003 01:43:49 PM
I dunno, it just struck me as kind of funny. Could you imagine having to go through your whole life being, "Jesus' brother?"

Yeah, I'm Jimmy Christ, whoop-de-do.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-19-2003 01:58:11 PM
Worse yet: imagine being Joseph, married to a woman famed for being a virgin.

/shudder

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Zair
The Imp
posted 04-19-2003 02:01:38 PM
quote:
Bloodsage probably says this to all the girls:
Worse yet: imagine being Joseph, married to a woman famed for being a virgin.

/shudder


It's not so bad. James was living proof that it didn't last

[ 04-19-2003: Message edited by: Zair ]

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-19-2003 02:02:00 PM
Even worse yet: Imagine being Judas. Man, that would suck.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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madolin
Pancake
posted 04-19-2003 02:54:44 PM
Sentow, you should read this book called "Lamb" It's about Jesus's bestfriend Biff.
A angel, who wants to be spiderman by the way, is sent by god to ressurect Biff, so he can write a gospel to go into the bible.
It's pretty funny.
Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out smart each other...
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-19-2003 06:58:48 PM
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Lenlalron Flameblaster thought about the meaning of life:
Even worse yet: Imagine being Judas. Man, that would suck.

In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-19-2003 07:43:10 PM
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Everyone wondered WTF when Bloodsage wrote:
Worse yet: imagine being Joseph, married to a woman famed for being a virgin.

/shudder

Nobody said she was a virgin the entire time jesus lived, right?

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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 04-19-2003 11:57:30 PM
John Christ rents at my store.

I always give him a free rental or two... you know... maybe he's not but it can't hurt right?

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Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 04-20-2003 12:13:02 AM
Heh, Reminds me of Dogma.
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