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Topic: Avril Rant
Ares
posted 04-18-2003 03:40:38 PM
If I hear Avril's whiney a$$ voice again, I'm going to flip. Seriously. It's all my sister even listens too. Just now, I had her playlist going for her cause she was on the other computer. I was, well, getting tired of listen to every single Avril song in existence, so I plugged in some of my OLP songs WITHOUT removing even one of her Avril songs. She's flipped out on me, and I ended up getting in trouble. Apparently everything always goes "my way", meanwhile I was trying to suit both her taste and my own taste in music.

Reasons why I dislike Avril...

1. There are other Canadian groups/singers that are better, and don't get even half of the recognition she does.

2. She's all you ever hear on the radio in Canada.

3. She's NOT punk. Hello? Yeah, if she's punk, then punk music has gone down hill. Big Time.

4. Ever heard her early stuff? It's Gospel. Gospel. Punk. Sand and water.

5. She's whiney. Now, normally I like whiney singing voices (Raine Maida, Billy Corgan) but her's is just annoying.

6. When I state that I don't like her, I get flammed. Apparently I'm "jelous" of her talent. WTF? I know I can't sing. My voice is nails on a chalkboard x ten.

7. Even seen any of her interviews? She seems kindof full of herself...Maybe I'm interpretting her wrong, but that's how she comes off.

8. I know all of her bloody songs cause it's blasted through my house at least once a day.

9. Her whiney voice can even drown our Raine's.

10. Her a$$ hangs out of her pants. J-Lo NoNo.

And finally,

11. does she ever smile? I think I've seen her smile about 10 times. Is she trying to give off that "Oh, I can't stand the attention, I just want to sing.." deal?

Please don't flame me for this, I understand that there are a lot of Avril fans out there, this is just my opinion. Don't go all Kung Fu on me. Just please, try out some other Canadian music as well. I'm sure you'll enjoy other artists just as much!

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 04-18-2003 03:45:37 PM
*agrees*

I think I'm listed many canadian bands in hopes to spread the awareness of GOOD canadian music.

Mudmen, OLP, Nickelback, Default, Great Big Sea, Grindig, The Salads, The Tea Party, Bif Naked, Moist/David Usher, I Mother Earth, Edwin, The Bleeding Heart Massacre, Left Pency, Finger Eleven (formerly known as The Rainbow Butt Monkeys).....and the list goes on.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-18-2003 03:49:59 PM
It's OK. I hate her too.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

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Beer.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-18-2003 04:08:34 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Redmage Darkrayver was all like:
*agrees*

I think I'm listed many canadian bands in hopes to spread the awareness of GOOD canadian music.

Nickelback, Default,


ya, i love nickl;lebacknad defoult, their allmost as talented, original, and all aroudn great, as avril


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JooJooFlop
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posted 04-18-2003 04:48:01 PM
You're allowed to say ass here, ya'know.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-18-2003 05:03:00 PM
I hate Nickelback more than I do Avril Lavigne. (Edit: As most of the EverCrest Live journal users know.)

Plus real punk went the way of Joe Strummer years ago.

[ 04-18-2003: Message edited by: The leckie ]

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 04-18-2003 05:08:11 PM
No no... see... GOOD Canadian music = The Tea Party and Alanis Morrisette.

edit: Ok, didn't notice RM mentioned Tea Party. Lets just say I'm reiterating.

[ 04-18-2003: Message edited by: Ocyrrhoe Trazere ]

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Ezvien
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posted 04-18-2003 05:08:22 PM
Some people were talking about Avril covering songs last night. She covers basketcase and chop suey. I didnt know whether to laugh at avrils pitiful attempts or shoot myself.
*lurk*
Suddar
posted 04-18-2003 05:11:31 PM
Avril's "cover" of Chop Suey is just bad. Really bad. Like, awful bad. There's "that's so bad it's funny," and that covers a lot of bad songs. But then there's "that's so bad it's Avril"...and..well...
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-18-2003 05:15:22 PM
Somehow, I think I'm very lucky I've never heard any of her stuff.
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-18-2003 05:16:00 PM
quote:
Ezvien wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Some people were talking about Avril covering songs last night. She covers basketcase and chop suey. I didnt know whether to laugh at avrils pitiful attempts or shoot myself.

You know what's really scraping the barrel? I think she's done a cover of "Knockin' on Heaven's door" for a charity album. I heard an ad for it on the radio today.

I can only say

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 04-18-2003 06:02:38 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere was listening to Cher while typing:
Alanis Morrisette.



Bahahahahahaha.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 04-18-2003 06:24:49 PM
Avril isn't punk. She's also not really modern rock.

I have her CD I happen to like her, because she sounds more old school rock that I grew up with than most of those crap bands out there today. At least she has a different sound then every other damn bad on the radio. There is NO originality in the music industry anymore. Every band sounds like half a dozen other bands. In the 80's and 90's that wasn't the case. There were similarities and it was a genre, but your own sound is what got you sold, not your image potential.

I play Avril on my SHOUTcast, and most can attest its like old school rock like back in the 80's and 90's.. They just overkilled Complicated on the radio, but Art and Batty have had to sit through it. She's actually a lot more talented and more retro than most people give em credit for. In general she doesn't fit with today's style.

Complicated drives Batty nuts, it's a good torture device.

And my god, don't even get me started on Alanis Morrisette being good and or better. She was the ultimate whiney bitch in rock history. I liked her at first, and then I just wanted to slap the fuck out of her, cause I bought the CD and all she ever DID was whine and bitch and moan.


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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-18-2003 06:35:21 PM
quote:
Trent was naked while typing this:
Somehow, I think I'm very lucky I've never heard any of her stuff.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 04-18-2003 06:48:39 PM
She has a nice voice.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-18-2003 07:48:44 PM
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mightion Defensor
posted 04-18-2003 08:23:18 PM
Tarquinn wins.

I actually like her first song.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-18-2003 08:28:34 PM
She may be a phony but I still think she's hot.
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-18-2003 08:30:59 PM
Rush fan here.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-18-2003 09:10:04 PM
I pretty much ignore her.

Yeah, she sucks, but she sucks on the same level as Birtney Spears, boy bands, all that crap sucks. Sucks, but dosen't bear thinking about.

I just focus on the good stuff.



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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-18-2003 10:10:18 PM
quote:
leckzilla! had this to say about Optimus Prime:
"Knockin' on Heaven's door"

kill

Go, my killbots!

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 04-18-2003 10:33:43 PM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift's account was hax0red to write:
Rush fan here.

Rush was and is probably the best band to ever come out of Canadia.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Chugga
Pancake
posted 04-18-2003 10:40:24 PM
Mudmen, They're okay
OLP, New music sucks ass
Nickelback, Ugh, don't get me started.
Default, See Nickelback
Great Big Sea, Yay.
Grindig, Can't speak, never heard em
The Salads, sucks
The Tea Party, sorry sucks
Bif Naked, Sucks
Moist/David Usher, Sucks
I Mother Earth, Sucks now, Scenery & Fish was their last good CD
Edwin, Sucks
The Bleeding Heart Massacre, Can't speak again
Left Pency, Also can't speak
Finger Eleven, New direction licks ass..

Suffice to say not much good has come from Canada...

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-18-2003 11:03:45 PM
Music is overrated.
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 04-19-2003 12:49:40 AM
Everyone forgets the best canadian singer: William Shatner, his contributions to music are unmatchable.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 04-19-2003 12:51:10 AM
quote:
Doomie had this to say about Optimus Prime:
The Tea Party, sorry sucks

Duck

[ 04-19-2003: Message edited by: Kinanik ]

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-19-2003 01:53:20 AM
As I read in a magazine once, Neckties and mismatched pants do not a punkrocker make.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-19-2003 02:36:50 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Kinanik!
Everyone forgets the best canadian singer: William Shatner, his contributions to music are unmatchable.

hehe, he does a kickass job doing a song with Ben Folds.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Ares
posted 04-19-2003 11:03:03 AM
I'm amazed that everyone has forgotten...

The Guess Who.

Best Canadian rock group, hands down.

I'm sure you've all heard the song "American Woman", since most people don't recognize the band.

Other Canadian groups, BTO, Barenaked Ladies, Sum 41, Treble Charger...

Okay, I'm stretching it here. *snickers* Treble Charger opened for OLP and they are really good live. Not really my music, but they keep you entertained to say the least!

Ares
posted 04-19-2003 11:05:37 AM
quote:
Ezvien impressed everyone with:
Some people were talking about Avril covering songs last night. She covers basketcase and chop suey. I didnt know whether to laugh at avrils pitiful attempts or shoot myself.

My sister downloaded one of her Chop Suey (Or was it System of a Down.. I think it might of been them actually..) covers, and at the end, one of her bandmembers says even says that she ruined the song. I forget the exact quote.

Cheese
Pancake
posted 04-19-2003 11:10:50 AM
quote:
Gobog had this to say about Captain Planet:
Music is overrated.

yep.

Oh yeah, I've never heard of this "Avril" person...sounds like "Advil"...

[ 04-19-2003: Message edited by: Cheese ]

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Suddar
posted 04-19-2003 11:12:14 AM
Music is impossible to overrate.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-19-2003 11:15:06 AM
And people wonder why I prefer not to keep up with current music/bands.

If I like something, I'll listen to it and probally nothing else from that band.

Fae has it right. Back in the now "dark ages" of rock, you sold yourself on what you could do. You could go buy a CD/Cassette and listen to most songs on it and be happy. Now you're lucky to get 3 good songs per disc but you have to buy all 12.

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Suddar
posted 04-19-2003 11:19:42 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Fae has it right. Back in the now "dark ages" of rock, you sold yourself on what you could do. You could go buy a CD/Cassette and listen to most songs on it and be happy. Now you're lucky to get 3 good songs per disc but you have to buy all 12.

Not entirely true. Before, it was just the bands that gave you such a bitter taste in your mouth with their songs weren't the "mainstream." But they were there. And there are a few CDs/cassettes I own from mainstream bands back then that I still didn't like that much.

Now, those CDs are still out there, you just have to look further than Britney Spears and N'Sync to find them. Whoever these artists may be will vary for everybody, but they're there.

Cheese
Pancake
posted 04-19-2003 12:55:08 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Music is impossible to overrate.

Not really.

**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-19-2003 02:30:07 PM
The only good thing to ever come out of Insane Clown Posse was an interview with Violent J:

quote:
How do you feel when a critic says your music is shitty?

First of all, I don’t care enough about what he thinks to feel anything. Who the fuck is he? Who is a critic? If he's so fuckin' good at music why don’t he make the shit? Look, this is what I believe and it you disagree go fuck yourself! The Spice Girls are the shit! Why? Cause they sold 10,000,000 albums bitch! Sure, me and you might not like their music but fuck us! 10,000,000 other people love it! How can we say they suck? How the fuck can we say they have no talent when 10,000,000 people love there shit? They make all those people happy with their music yet I'm going to stand up and state it as a fact that they suck?? Who the fuck am I? I take my fuckin' hat off and say "You girls are the shit! I might not dig it myself, but that's just me You girls are definitely the shit". Besides, I'd fuck the shit out of all of them if I could! Check this out. I've rocked 3000 Juggalos in concert and every last one loved the show. They would chant ICP for 15 minutes after the show wanting more. Then I get up the next morning and read the paper and here's some dick head critic reviewing our show and talking about how much the show sucked! What??? What about the other 3000 that loved the show you fuckin' asshole? What are you trying to say? That they are all wrong and you're right? Fuck you! I can’t believe critics even exist in this world. I thought the fun about life was judging shit for yourself. I don’t need some bitch ass critic judging for me. If a movie sucks, I'll be my own judge of that. I don’t give a fuck what Siscle's fat ass thinks. I Don’t need Ebert to tell me it sucks! I Could give a fuck less about what Ebert likes! I'm Violent J! I'll tell you what I like and don’t like! Fuck what somebody else thinks is the shit or sucks! Fuck critics! Siskle and Ebert both said the movie Crimson Tide was a great film and they gave it two thumps up! Well I saw it and I say it sucked!! So Siskle and Ebert can go fuck each other! How's that? And every other critic can eat shit and die? Even if you loved our shit and you gave it a good review, who gives a fuck what you think!? Keep our name out of your shit, cock suckers! Fuck off!


He likes the words "fuck" and "shit" a little too much, but still.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-19-2003 03:00:39 PM
quote:
Kinanik was listening to Cher while typing:
Everyone forgets the best canadian singer: William Shatner, his contributions to music are unmatchablebarable.

Canada's gonna have a lot to answer for, what with Shatner's singing and Alex Trebek's....just being Alex Trebek.

But on the plus side, they also gave us Joni Mitchell, Neil Young and most of the really funny folks in Second City.

[ 04-19-2003: Message edited by: Callalron ]

Callalron
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-19-2003 03:01:54 PM
Rust Never Sleeps!

Hold up his Bic.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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posted 04-19-2003 03:07:37 PM
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"Who's that?"
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 04-19-2003 03:30:55 PM
I don't like her either, Ares. I dl'd a few of her MP3s just to have heard something from her besides "I'm With You" which they overplay the fuck out of down here, and I can't say I was impressed.


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