If there's ever a Dino Crisis movie, I'm going to roll over and die.
[EDIT] And couldn't they at least have found a title that doesn't sound like an Elton John song? [ 04-18-2003: Message edited by: Sentow, Maybe ]
Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Sentow, Maybe's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING?!If there's ever a Dino Crisis movie, I'm going to roll over and die.
[EDIT] And couldn't they at least have found a title that doesn't sound like an Elton John song?
Better than... http://us.imdb.com/Title?0318627
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Everyone wondered WTF when T. E. Bloodsage wrote:
As a fan of the horror genre, I thought Resident Evil was pretty good. Not sure if it was meant to spoof horror films, though. I found it a good mix of an interesting story and a lush, overdone style of suspense.
You should see House of 1000 Corpses, then. It's made for fans of horror, and no one else. I doubt it will ever find its way to Germany, though.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj's fortune cookie read:
You should see House of 1000 Corpses, then. It's made for fans of horror, and no one else. I doubt it will ever find its way to Germany, though.
Eh. I'm not much into the gory sub-genre.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
But I read a plot analysis and summary of the entire series, and I really liked it a lot, actually...
Resident Evil
Go to "Plot Analysis" under In-Depth FAQs.
It's a 150+ page read, but I actually found it well written, very humorous, very entertaining, and very very extensive and complete.
It explores all the theories and backgrounds, and does a good job of, after summarizing the game, explaining the events and subtleties of the games.
[ 04-18-2003: Message edited by: Lashanna ]
Bleh.
It definatly makes the games more interesting, in that you want to see HOW they interact with the plot now.
I think it's the best video/computer game movie so far.
I think some people automatically dismiss it as a video game movie, but it possesses a decent amount of suspense, a reasonably traceable plot that you do not need to know about the games to follow, and a healthy dose of special effects, though the Matrix-ish slow-down in the zombie dog fight scene was a bit much.
I personally want to see RE:Nemesis if for nothing else than to see how they expand upon the plot and particularly the creatures. I want to see more lickers, the mutated plants and spiders of RE2, and the Nemesis/Tyrant that I think the movie is going to revolve around.
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When I heard they were making a second one of Tomb Raider I was not thrilled.The first one sucked because I read the book first and only half of the book was accurate to movie.
The first one was also very boring with little action that helped the movie.
That robot that attacks Lara croft at the begging was a copy of the robot they used in Red Planet.
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about John Romero:
Seeing people post how Tomb Raider (movie) didn't match up to Tomb Raider (the book) is just funny as shit....
Book?!
It's not something people hear about.
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T. E. Bloodsage had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I dunno. . .maybe I've been deployed for too long. . .but doesn't "on a quest to save Pandora's box" sound like lesbian porno?
wahahaha
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Lashanna had this to say about Robocop:
Actually, I never ever liked the Resident Evil Games...But I read a plot analysis and summary of the entire series, and I really liked it a lot, actually...
Resident Evil
Go to "Plot Analysis" under In-Depth FAQs.It's a 150+ page read, but I actually found it well written, very humorous, very entertaining, and very very extensive and complete.
It explores all the theories and backgrounds, and does a good job of, after summarizing the game, explaining the events and subtleties of the games.
Bleh.
Bah, I regret giving away my copy of RI2 (PC) after reading that, need to track one down sometime, they should be cheap by now.
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Addy had this to say about John Romero:
Eh, Tomb Raider was entertaining to watch - as a renter. Haven't seen Res. Evil yet. But really, why are they making a sequel to TR? I can't remember, did it even do that well at all?
As far as Video Game movies go... It did actually very well, .
And Addy, I was entertained as well...
I find it kinda funny that so far, the girls were entertained, and the guys thought it was horrible... I kinda expected the opposite...
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Lashanna had this to say about (_|_):
and the guys thought it was horrible... I kinda expected the opposite...
I didn't think it was horrible, really, I was just disappointed.
I walked into the theatre expecting either a lot of fanservice, or a lot of action, and I didn't really get much of either.
I knew plot was out of the question, I'd played the games before.
It's not something people hear about.
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How.... Lashanna.... uughhhhhh:
As far as Video Game movies go... It did actually very well,.
And Addy, I was entertained as well...
I find it kinda funny that so far, the girls were entertained, and the guys thought it was horrible... I kinda expected the opposite...
Well it's not like it's going against huge competition as far as video game movies are concerned, what is there.....Mario Brothers? Mortal Combat?
Mortal Kombat 3
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Three words for you:Mortal Kombat 3
All in all, I feel Mortal Kombat 1 was a really good movie. it did what it needed to do
Part 2 was painful
3 could go either way, but I am leaning towards crap 
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Vorago's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
All in all, I feel Mortal Kombat 1 was a really good movie. it did what it needed to doPart 2 was painful
3 could go either way, but I am leaning towards crap
I agree completely, 1 had story, 1 had heart, 1 was great. 2... It seemed like they were trying to match 2 up to the game more than make a movie...
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Vorago was listening to Cher while typing:
All in all, I feel Mortal Kombat 1 was a really good movie. it did what it needed to doPart 2 was painful
3 could go either way, but I am leaning towards crap
First was good...second sucked...when I looked up 3 at IMDB.com, looks like 3 is reuniting almost all of the cast from the first flick (including Christopher Lambert as Raiden, and the original guy who played Johnny Cage, who will be resurrected for this movie). They're going against the guy from the latest MK games (Quang Chi).
Much as I enjoyed the first movie (the sarcastic interplay between Johnny and Liu was great), I'm thinking they'll exploit the advances of Matrix-style special effects to somehow screw up 3 like they did 2. *shakes his head*
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Didn't Raul Julia die making that movie?
If not, then certainly shortly after it hit theaters
I sure know *I* would have
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
AAH! Dude don't even mention that unholy movie. The only thing cool about that flick was Raul Julia, and that's just because he was Raul Julia, not because he was playing a role in the movie (interesting trivia, though: Kylie Minogue played Cammy in it).
I must find this movie and buy it for you for Christmas. Along with a complete Superfriends collection. 
Anything you call unholy has to be something you're dying to have
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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There was much rejoicing when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this:
Getting you chinese food and lesbian porn for Christmas....
I wouldn't mind some of that!
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Lyinar Ka`Bael's fortune cookie read:
I must find this movie and buy it for you for Christmas. Along with a complete Superfriends collection.
Anything you call unholy has to be something you're dying to have
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Azymyth's account was hax0red to write:
I'm sorry but that goes -beyond- evil... Anyone who actually liked that movie is probably clinically ill.
Probably? [ 04-19-2003: Message edited by: Vorago ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was all like:
Getting you chinese food and lesbian porn for Christmas....
*revokes your bewbie rights when you do*
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lashanna obviously shouldn't have said:
As far as Video Game movies go... It did actually very well,And Addy, I was entertained as well...
I find it kinda funny that so far, the girls were entertained, and the guys thought it was horrible... I kinda expected the opposite...
*shudders softly, remembering the Super Mario Bros. movie*
it burns, mommy..
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