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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-17-2003 04:50:54 PM
If you're from the future...
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Sean
posted 04-17-2003 04:53:14 PM
Hilarious.

Yet disturbing.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Pancake
posted 04-17-2003 04:53:22 PM
I can't understand why no one believes he's a time traveler.
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-17-2003 04:53:33 PM
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Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

That part is kinda freaky.

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Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 04-17-2003 04:53:59 PM
Thats pretty wierd, yet pretty cool.
*lurk*
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-17-2003 04:57:04 PM
If his claims of Bin Laden's where-abouts and the cure for AIDS are right, that is the time to start being freaked out about this.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-17-2003 04:57:45 PM
Note the bottom of the article:

quote:
Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Majox
Pancake
posted 04-17-2003 04:58:15 PM
Unfortunatly this takes away from the credibility of the article:

"Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments."

I just make ideas, I don't make them good. - Me
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Pancake
posted 04-17-2003 04:58:33 PM
Nothing to see here.

[ 04-17-2003: Message edited by: Delyl Caledor ]

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-17-2003 04:59:09 PM
Weekly World News is a tabloid that publishs truely outrageous stories.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-17-2003 05:00:04 PM
I'm laughing so unbelievably hard right now.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Pancake
posted 04-17-2003 05:00:24 PM
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Katrinity enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Weekly World News is a tabloid that publishs truely outrageous stories.

The only thing funnier than WWN are the readers that believe that stuff.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-17-2003 05:01:05 PM
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From the book of Katrinity, chapter 3, verse 16:
Weekly World News is a tabloid that publishs truely outrageous stories.

Arn't they the ones that gave us Baby Dracula?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 04-17-2003 05:01:12 PM
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This insanity brought to you by Kegwen:
That part is kinda freaky.

Name change?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-17-2003 05:03:00 PM
Did someone bump this, or is someone really late?
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-17-2003 05:03:13 PM
Bat Boy, Gator-Kid, Jesus's Ghost, The Man who weights over 2000 pounds!
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Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-17-2003 05:04:20 PM
I saw the Weekly World News part as well and I laughed

Big time

That tabloid is a joke, hehe

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-17-2003 11:57:24 PM
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Tron:
Name change?

If done legally, that would be on file..

I hadn't even heard of WWN before today, though they did look tabloid-ish at first glance.

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Steven Steve
posted 04-18-2003 12:28:40 AM
Dude, I hate it when I see stories from other message boards then about 3 weeks later I come here and see the stories... It messes me up every time.

Or was it three weeks in the future?

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Skaw
posted 04-18-2003 01:11:01 AM
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Kegwen had this to say about the Spice Girls:
If done legally, that would be on file..

I hadn't even heard of WWN before today, though they did look tabloid-ish at first glance.

Teg linked this like a day after the article went up in IRC.

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